Tomato Ketchup...
 

Travels at exactly 2mph when it comes out of a glass bottle :thumbsup

Found that out today, another one of those 'useless facts' to pull out at an inoportune time :Graucho

It depends on mass and the gravitation

No it doesnt, it depends on the Quality Control area of the Heinz factory :Graucho

Are you related to Cliff Claven? :1orglaugh

Yeah, but how fast does Catsup go?

2mph :thumbsup

The only thing in the English language to have two words for the same item in a game of scrabble - yet another useless fact LMAO :thumbsup

But what happens if you whack the bottom with your hand or if it was one of those squeezy bottles ??

A sneeze just left my face and clocked it at 75mph

Do you really care? LOL

An Ostriches eye is bigger than its brain :thumbsup

Sounds like Sex Ed to me :Graucho

:helpme

Hold bottle at a 45 degree angle and hit the 57 on the side for best results.

and a KB cumshot has been clocked in at over 20 MPH so put that in your pipe and smoke it-

or maybe not..........:1orglaugh

did u know that a sneeze is the next closest thing to an orgasm??