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cluck 10-06-2003 10:34 PM

Would you get boobs for money?
 
OK well I'm pretty er, well plastered right now and I was just thinking. I would love to be able to sell my body. I'm a typical skinny white dude so there's no hope for me in porn.

UNLESS!

What if you got breast implants, shot content of you fucking girls and sold it. You wouldn't have to do gay shit and you'd probably make a big return on the origional invistment of the implants. Once you're done, you can get the tits removed and sell them to some perv on ebay. If I didn't have a girlfriend/family life I think I might do it. Hell, if I could become a female midget I'd do it purely for the business opportunities. Go rent some midget porn and its all the same couple of girls, they brought this up on the man show.

Sorry, I will stop posting now...

GrimShawn 10-06-2003 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
Sorry, I will stop posting now...
I agree

detoxed 10-06-2003 10:35 PM

tranny

cluck 10-06-2003 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
tranny
Hey a few seconds ago it said fag! I said you'd only have to do girls and this isn't my life plan, just a business model that might work.

This is gonna be one of those posts I regret when I sober up, like the one where I told everyone about letting my girlfriend use a butt-plug on me. And NO I didn't like the butt plug, nor did we ever use it again(except on her).

Sly_RJ 10-06-2003 10:41 PM

cluck, I have a very interesting business offer for you where you won't need to modify your body at all.

Gay cripple sex. Ever consider it? I'm game. We'll be rich! I'm not into balls much, but hey, think of the possibilities!

cluck 10-06-2003 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
cluck, I have a very interesting business offer for you where you won't need to modify your body at all.

Gay cripple sex. Ever consider it? I'm game. We'll be rich! I'm not into balls much, but hey, think of the possibilities!

I may be a whore but I will not touch the cock.

Gay cripple sex is the next big thing though :2 cents:

MissEve 10-06-2003 10:52 PM

The Man With the $100,000 Breasts: And Other Gambling Stories
by Michael Konik

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...books&n=507846

Funny story and the pic of the guy with breasts is very scary!

OsirisID 10-06-2003 11:52 PM

I was actually having this conversation a while back with my brother and a friend of ours... they said they wouldn't do it. If the price was right I'd get some titties... :thumbsup

Goatse 10-07-2003 06:02 AM

The trouble would be finding a plastic surgeon who would do that. Most of them are conservative cowards who "want to keep you looking natural, looking like yourself, just better." With the exception of Steven Hoefflin, Jacko's butcher, of course.

EZRhino 10-07-2003 06:06 AM

Fucking wierd, dude.:ugone2far

reynold 10-07-2003 06:10 AM

neverrrr


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