What crawled up my ass and died?
 

In case anyone was wondering, I have been producing the most incredible volume of methane tonight and its peeling the fucking paint off the walls....

What the hell did I eat?

<img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/smilies/new2/fart.gif" width=120 height=120">


I haven't had any beans or cabbage or brocolli or anything like that for days... OHHHH

wait, I did have some BBQ beans at lunch yesterday. Totally forgot. They shouldn't take 24 hours to hit though.... wtf?




Just wanted to share that with you.

Umm ... thnx for sharing


i get a strike one for postin ga link that changes the background on a post

you should get a strike for posting usless shit

:eek7

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Just a little difference!

jDoG

If everyone who posted useless shit got strikes against them there would be like 3 people on this board.


AND JESUS the farts keep coming. Its insane I tells ya.

What the hell is wrong with you?

:eek7

Thats what I'm asking!?

What the hell is wrong with me?

Dont know bro :thumbsup

It has something to do with this, but I can't read german.

EDIT: Norwegian.

http://xenia.media.mit.edu/~solan/no...un06/farts.jpg

Try sitting on the toilet. Works for me ! :thumbsup

I already pinched a giant loaf like an hour ago.... It can't be that.

Unless there is a second wave.

Then I'll have to "drop the kids off at the pool" again.

http://www.everyonepoops.com/covers/0-916291-52-9.d.jpg