This just in Bears fans!
 

Your boy Kordell will no longer be the starter after he gets owned tomorrow!

Oh god, so now we got Chandler ready to start!? He's got the better arm, but I don't think its going to help us any. The offensive line blows and Chandler can't run. And John Shoop is the worst fucking offensive coach in the league. Bears are, unfortunately, doomed this season.

Jesus, see what you've done! You got me pissed at the Bears and now I lost my hard on. I'm going to grocery store.

Dont worry, Chandler will suffer a concusion the first hard shot he takes.. Guarenteed

You guys have chris chandler? He'll be out the 2nd quarter, hes a delicate little bitch, whos your 3rd string.. warm the fucker up now.

Actually, the third qb is Rex Grossman out of Florida State. He's a rookie, but was fuckin' awesome in college. I rather see him go in there making rookie mistakes than see Chandler fuck up just because he's too damn old.

Hate to disappoint you but should I rattle off the names of a few "awesome" college QB's that didnt amount to shit in the NFL?

Yea, well Warner might be traded, bears can trade all 3 qb's for him and maybe salvage a couple wins with him before he's knocked out. Hopefully the dam guys in the office will break open the bank soon and get some talent back on the field.

they should put in rex grossmen in. kordell fucking sucks and so does the bears offense and defensive front 7