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TheFLY 10-04-2003 12:49 PM

Airports getting worse: My cousin was strip/cavity searched for no reason.
 
This is really sick and I don't think I will ever fly again to support this fucking industry. My cousin is a very pretty woman, she has two kids and they strip searched/violated her and didn't give any reason why. Just imagine that happening to your mom or your sister or something... It's just WRONG.

I'm told it's going to get even more crazy -- soon when you go through the metal detectors they will also do a background check on you -- your financial history, previous trouble with the law, etc... then a red, yellow or green light will flash (you don't get any explanation as to why you were yellow or red)

kmanrox 10-04-2003 12:49 PM

i agree, im gonna stay in whore paradise and never leave... amen brutha!

Stud Money 10-04-2003 12:50 PM

pics? :Graucho

Fletch XXX 10-04-2003 12:50 PM

SHOVE YOUR PATRIOT ACT UP THE DEAD POPES ASS

http://www.raisethefist.com

TheFLY 10-04-2003 12:50 PM

And they call this freedom. You're free to go wherever you want -- as long as we can probe your ass with latex gloves... :321GFY

boneprone 10-04-2003 12:51 PM

Hmmm.

I need to get an application next week and see if the Airport is hiring.

This may be just what I need.

Manga1 10-04-2003 12:51 PM

That's fucked :uhoh

IntenseCash 10-04-2003 12:51 PM

I had to go threw that once.. had to show down to my boxers actually... I was just taken aside... a random search.

I didnt enjoy it but I am glad they are taking measures to check for everyone's security. I think thats just the way it is going to be in the future.. until they are able to afford the new walk-threw x-rays.

boneprone 10-04-2003 12:53 PM

Pete, do you want me to get you an application too?

We could work as a team..

When the hot women start to approach we can signal eachother with a look, and then go to work..

All in the name of national security..

You never can be too safe!!!


What do ya think Pete?
I think it would be fun.. You and me. Feeling up all the airport babes!

Boneprone Family style.

Fuck, I should have thought of this.

Pete, you always give me the great ideas!!

You are the man!

TheFLY 10-04-2003 12:55 PM

It would be one thing if my cousin looked like some punkrocker chick with tatoos, but she's a very calm, quiet, thin woman... and she's a single mom with two kids... To my it just sounds like sexual harrassment... because she's so tiny -- the very last person you would suspect to hijack a plane...

Manga1 10-04-2003 12:56 PM

http://www.smudge-dribble.co.uk/images/freebig.jpg

KRL 10-04-2003 12:56 PM

The secret is too just find a place where you have everything you need close by so you don't need to fly anywhere else too much.

The only thing in our favor is information overload. The NSA has already publicly stated on record they have so much intel coming into their computers now they can't keep up with it on a time effective basis. FBI's database systems are having problems getting up to an updated network. IRS is in the same position also, backlogged beyond belief with all the vast number of transactional, income, interest, etc. forms being collected form banks, credit card, and other financial services companies.

TheFLY 10-04-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Pete, do you want me to get you an application too?

We could work as a team..

When the hot women start to approach we can signal eachother with a look, and then go to work..

All in the name of national security..

You never can be too safe!!!


What do ya think Pete?
I think it would be fun.. You and me. Feeling up all the airport babes!

Boneprone Family style.

Fuck, I should have thought of this.

Pete, you always give me the great ideas!!

You are the man!

Yeah it would be a great spoof for a porn site just to show how fucking stupid these airports are -- but all jokes aside it's not really funny -- this is my cousin, not a hooker!

Sly_RJ 10-04-2003 12:58 PM

Quote:

the very last person you would suspect to hijack a plane...
Those people scare me most.

I'm sure your cousin is on the up-and-up. But really, what other options are there? What do YOU suggest be done?

quiet 10-04-2003 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
The secret is too just find a place where you have everything you need close by so you don't need to fly anywhere else too much.

The only thing in our favor is information overload. The NSA has already publicly stated on record they have so much intel coming into their computers now they can't keep up with it on a time effective basis. FBI's database systems are having problems getting up to an updated network. IRS is in the same position also, backlogged beyond belief with all the vast number of transactional, income, interest, etc. forms being collected form banks, credit card, and other financial services companies.

i'm in complete agreement with you on both points...

boneprone 10-04-2003 12:59 PM

Just think!
This could be us at the airport in the back room.

Cavity search, with the latex gloves, and flashing out new Airport Security BP4L family sign.

<img src="http://boneprone4life.com/hot/bp4lnnn.jpg">

grogan 10-04-2003 12:59 PM

juicy will now fly 30 times more often.

boneprone 10-04-2003 01:02 PM

Officer Pete Says:

"Bend over bitch, we need a cavity search in the name of National Security."

<img src="http://boneprone4life.com/hot/downgirl.jpg">

4Pics 10-04-2003 01:04 PM

maybe she said something stupid like "It's not like I have a bomb or something?"

I know someone who said that :glugglug

MrLasVegas 10-04-2003 01:05 PM

The situation with TheFly's sister is terrible and disgusting.

To those of you who thought it was an acceptable price to pay for safety, how many of your liberties and freedom are you will to trade for this safety?

And if you're not a moronic retard, how does it make you safety.

The deaths of 9/11 were terrible, a tragedy. But their deaths should not be traded for a degradation in our liberties or freedoms.

If you are asked to submit to such a search, refuse, and take another flight. You are under no obligation to submit to such a search. The TSA has issued secret orders to the airliens that the airlines and airports purport to do voluntarily.

You are a sheep or analagous to a passive Jew at Auschwitz if you allow your rights to be violated.

Do not submit to these immoral and illegal demands. Refuse unlawful searches and ask to speak with your/an attorney if detained.

Your passive acceptance of crap like this allows the water temperature to slowly rise while you don't realize it nears boiling.

"Your" is indicative of "one"'s - while I take exception with comments by other that this is "okay" my message is directed at generalities, not at any particular poster o rTheFly's sister.

boneprone 10-04-2003 01:06 PM

Pete, lighten up!!

Just like I tell my wife when they strip search her at the airport and she gets all pissed.
Its not Racism, its just the boys wanting to catch a feel.

Its nothing personal.

Its natural.

If she's white and doesnt look like a darkie then thats good.
YOu know it has nothing to do with race.

ANd thats what is important.

it would suck if only the darkies were the ones searched.

Ya gotta be equal!

Damn.. We need an application Pete.

(to fix the system of course)

boneprone 10-04-2003 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrLasVegas
The situation with TheFly's sister is terrible and disgusting.

.

Dont ya read?
Its was his cousin, not sister.

boneprone 10-04-2003 01:09 PM

What do ya think?

Could Easton be Airport Security with us?

Maybe the backup Officer in the back room?

<img src="http://boneprone4life.com/hot/BP4Lmm.jpg">

(nice display of the BP4L airport security hand sign)

TheFLY 10-04-2003 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
The secret is too just find a place where you have everything you need close by so you don't need to fly anywhere else too much.

The only thing in our favor is information overload. The NSA has already publicly stated on record they have so much intel coming into their computers now they can't keep up with it on a time effective basis. FBI's database systems are having problems getting up to an updated network. IRS is in the same position also, backlogged beyond belief with all the vast number of transactional, income, interest, etc. forms being collected form banks, credit card, and other financial services companies.

Well they should catch up eventually... CPU/Data storage advancements will keep up with the increase in the amount of data/population growth -- but sure there's other issues like fraudulent records, programmer/user errors in the records, search/identity mismatching...

As for not flying -- that's what I'll try to do but if someone in your family is suddenly ill in another state you really have no choice...

MrLasVegas 10-04-2003 01:09 PM

You're right, I'm wrong.

I mistakenly assumed if he was BP4L that anyone's cousin would also be their sister due to inbreeding.

boneprone 10-04-2003 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrLasVegas
You're right, I'm wrong.

I mistakenly assumed if he was BP4L that anyone's cousin would also be their sister due to inbreeding.


No only Dugmor...

HE fucks his sister.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...ugmor +Sister


http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...ugmor +Sister

CamChicks 10-04-2003 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
It would be one thing if my cousin looked like some punkrocker chick with tatoos,
:321GFY

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
This is really sick and I don't think I will ever fly again to support this fucking industry. My cousin is a very pretty woman, she has two kids and they strip searched/violated her and didn't give any reason why. Just imagine that happening to your mom or your sister or something... It's just WRONG.

I'm told it's going to get even more crazy -- soon when you go through the metal detectors they will also do a background check on you -- your financial history, previous trouble with the law, etc... then a red, yellow or green light will flash (you don't get any explanation as to why you were yellow or red)


Hmm last week you were telling people to narc out users on GFY to the FBI, and now your complaining because someone narced out your sister and got her snatch searched. Perhaps you shouldnt SLANG the BRUNET name around so liberally if you want your personal freedoms. Just my :2 cents: haha

Or maybe they should only violate ugly women with no kids.

TheFLY 10-04-2003 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Those people scare me most.

I'm sure your cousin is on the up-and-up. But really, what other options are there? What do YOU suggest be done?

I'll have to think about it... all I know is I don't want perverts like Boneprone feeling up my mom.

jennym 10-04-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
It would be one thing if my cousin looked like some punkrocker chick with tatoos
Bullshit!! Because then you would be in here bitching about stereotypes!

TheFLY 10-04-2003 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamChicks


:321GFY

Did I say we should cavity-search punkrockers with tattoos? No.

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Did I say we should cavity-search punkrockers with tattoos? No.

No you implied it by saying you were offended they searched your cousin being " good looking " , like they should let good looking people go by and only search ugly people, like yourself.

TheFLY 10-04-2003 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Bush Jr.


No you implied it by saying you were offended they searched your cousin being " good looking " , like they should let good looking people go by and only search ugly people, like yourself.

Go find a psychic friend -- you obviously need some attention.

xxxdesign-net 10-04-2003 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Just imagine that happening to your mom






:eek7


and btw, .... im assuming that it was women that gave did the cavity search!?

Sly_RJ 10-04-2003 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Bush Jr.


No you implied it by saying you were offended they searched your cousin being " good looking " , like they should let good looking people go by and only search ugly people, like yourself.

I noticed that comment as well.

In this thread he's suggesting people SHOULD be judged by their looks. In another thread, I'm sure his tune will be much different.

I like getting my ass felt up. Doesn't matter to me!

boneprone 10-04-2003 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


I'll have to think about it... all I know is I don't want perverts like Boneprone feeling up my mom.

Oh come on!!!

You are no fun!

I wouldnt do that to your mom..

Your sister maybe, but not your mom..

Comeon, I know where to draw the line!

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrLasVegas

And if you're not a moronic retard, how does it make you safety.

I think you mean SAFER, and incase your not a moronic retard you might be able to follow..

Airport security searches person ,, finds bomb,, plane doesnt blow up.

WTF are u seriously that stupid, as a ex-hippy i got searched every single time i enter or exit my own country , im glad they searched peters cousin . And i hope you get one the next time you fly. Its almost fitting that his name is THEFLY haha i guess now it will be THENOFLY

boneprone 10-04-2003 01:38 PM

Yeah, it pisses my wife off when she is pulled aside because of her dark racial profiling..

It would make her feel a whole lot better knowing they were pulling her aside just becasue the dudes were pervs like in Pete's Cousins situation.

She really shoulndt be pissed.

Everyone is getting it.

Which is good.

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Go find a psychic friend -- you obviously need some attention.

I take it by your unwitty comment that you dont have an answer ?

ZakAttack 10-04-2003 01:39 PM

The Fly, they at least had a woman strip search her, right...? I think they're supposed to do same sex searches, just like the night clubs normally have to do.

I also had an idea to make air port security porn. Show sorority sluts getting handcuffed and then taken in the back room then searched. :)

That aside, if they are doing strip searching now, that shit is just plain evil. Air port security people are normally the same type of people in just about every other security job... redneck bottom of the barrel fuck wits. That power their job gives them is ALL they got, so they will sure as fuck abuse it. All the while they'll feel as if they're doing good deeds and "protecting us." I'd rather have NOOO security what so ever at the air port and have to face the small chance that a terrorist will fuck up the entire flight than deal with those sick air port fucks.

KRL 10-04-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Well they should catch up eventually... CPU/Data storage advancements will keep up with the increase in the amount of data/population growth -- but sure there's other issues like fraudulent records, programmer/user errors in the records, search/identity mismatching...

As for not flying -- that's what I'll try to do but if someone in your family is suddenly ill in another state you really have no choice...

Most of the 7 million illegal workers in the US use bogus SS numbers that are randomly selected by the guys creating the forged cards. That causes enormous matching problems. Then you have the identity thieves screwing up the databases. Then you have regular folks trying to defeat the system with bogus info.

Add it all up and it creates errors and inaccuracies that propogate themselves into further chaos in the databases.

Its a recipe for disaster with all this info they are collecting. There aren't enough people to analyze it anyway.

Resolute 10-04-2003 01:59 PM

I would pay extra for that :1orglaugh

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Resolute
I would pay extra for that :1orglaugh
I heard boneprone is starting an airline , you could be the first to fly, and get the special LUBED search feature.

boneprone 10-04-2003 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Bush Jr.


I heard boneprone is starting an airline , you could be the first to fly, and get the special LUBED search feature.

:thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-04-2003 04:01 PM

the last time I flew i got searched hard twice...by the same woman.. all within 20 minutes.....i never left her site after the first search..but I guess she had a thing for big boobs cause she was running her hands and the metal detector all over my chest like she was enjoying herself... So to save my bag of weed from falling out fo my bra i started flirting hard with this bitch...she knew she was copping a feel and so did I....I got real loud in that teeny tiny two room ariport and told her her hands felt real nice....

she immediately stopped and let me through.....:thumbsup

<IMX> 10-04-2003 04:19 PM

Here is the golden rule for cavity searches.

Make sure when the searcher has their finger up your bum..


He doesn't have both hands on your shoulders!!!

BVF 10-04-2003 04:24 PM

I'm a somewhat large (fat) dark black man....I never have a problem at the airports....I use a little "vocabulary" on them and they let me go on my way...

RedBumper 10-04-2003 04:35 PM

From a pilots point of view i couldn't agree more that airport security should be stronger but what you are saying is just wrong and shouldn't have happened.
After september 11 it was clear that something should change so they started with changing some rules.
The biggest change would be that the cockpit has to be kept "clean"..... meaning cockpit door should be kept closed on and above 10,000 feet. Pretty stupid rule, door closed or not, if you want to get in, you CAN get in, even with bullet proof doors. If you want to get the bird down, you CAN get it down, even with bullet proof doors.
Security at airports was tightened alot. Pretty hypocrit if you ask me, i'll give you a small example:

We do a Brussels Intl to Lome (Africa). You have the very tight security at Brussels and then you take-off to Lome. You arrive at Lome airport and everyone can do pretty much what he wants to do. Passengers walking accross the field without guards, people getting on and off the field without anybody asking any questions, etc...
The inbound crew (we) sign the aircraft over to the outbound crew who takes it back to Brussels full pax (with those passengers who could do pretty much what they wanted when they boarded at Lome).

What does this tell you? To me it's all a big media thing, just the same as alot of airlines used september 11 as an excuse to fire people and not get any fingers pointed because they where actually making losses years before september 11. I was one of those victims, i got my notice that i had to go due to passengers not flying anymore after september 11........ well, before september 11 we had full pax and after september 11 we still had full pax. Easy to lay people off after september 11 and not get a finger pointed for bad management.
The airline industry has been going down for years and they are not doing much to get it back up again...... as we can see from your example.

I am now a free lance flyboy on private jets.... atleast i know i won't get screwed but i don't do the big birds anymore.

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
I'm a somewhat large (fat) dark black man....I never have a problem at the airports....I use a little "vocabulary" on them and they let me go on my way...
Friendly tip:

BVF needs to upgrade his browser and operating system.

*your leaking

Sexzity 10-04-2003 04:46 PM

Who said "sexbomb":1orglaugh


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