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News: Dispute over KFC fried chicken ends in HOMICIDE
CHICAGO -- A quarrel over a chicken dinner apparently led to the beating and stabbing death of a 51-year-old Chicago man by his roommate, Cook County prosecutors said Friday. Prosecutors allege David Norington, 38, bludgeoned Ollie Hale in their residence in the 1800 block of South Drake Avenue early Thursday. They said the two fought over a chicken dinner. Norington accused Hale of taking more than his share. "I tolds him he could have a leg out my two piece dinner, then he went reachin' for my biscuit, I had to beat his ass back. I throwed the ashtray, hit him upside the head when he started eatting' on my biscuit." said Norington.
Norington attacked his roommate with an ashtray, pliers, a hammer, a fire extinguisher, a dumbbell and, finally, a knife, then called 911 about 2:30 a.m. to report the incident. "I done told him if he didn't give that biscuit back I was gonna kill 'em, I guess I learned his ass," said Norington offering no apology for his actions. Police said Norington implicated himself in the 911 call and has given a handwritten statement. "I says to the police lady on the phone that I was sorry, but I done kilt my roommate, he dead." He appeared in court Friday before Judge Nicholas Ford on a charge of first-degree murder. "That was the most expensives KFC dinner I never done ate," said Norington after sentencing. Ford set bond at $450,000 and ordered Norington to appear in court again next month. A spokeswoman for the Illinois Department of Corrections said Norington was imprisoned in 1990 after pleading guilty to a charge of second-degree murder in Kankakee County. He was sentenced to 15 years and released in 1997, she said. No word to whether fast food chicken played a part in the '97 murder. |
"I tolds him he could have a leg out my two piece dinner, then he went reachin' for my biscuit, I had to beat his ass back. I throwed the ashtray, hit him upside the head when he started eatting' on my biscuit."
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Sounds like justifiable homicide to me, the guy wanted to eat his biscuit.
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He done kilt his roommate!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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kfc biscuits are dry and nasty...If it was a Church's honey butter biscuit or one of Popeye's biscuits, i'd kill a muthafucka
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Excellent...one thing...you got a link to the actual article...got to send that off to a few peeps!
Chikn n waffuls woot! |
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Waste of skin, not chicken skin either. Now the taxpayers of the State of Illinois will be buying his chicken for him.
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ROFL ROFL ROFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
HEADLINE TIME!!!!
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Fuck all of ya's...
The best fried chicken is Miss Ma'am's Intergalactic Fried Chicken And Super Hero Club outta this world. |
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black folks and chiken dont mix:1orglaugh |
lots of chicken news today.
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as I sit here eating my KFC... don't even think about my biscuit :ak47:
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supprised spork wasn't listed in the cache of weapons involved.
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Sporks are indiginous to KFC :1orglaugh Well at least he made a chicken dinner into chicken shit- |
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But . BVF you still need to update your browser and your OPERATING SYSTEM * YOUR LEAKING !!! |
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christ, i wasnt hungry til i read this thread. thanks.
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