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Oracle Porn 10-03-2003 04:56 PM

What kinda cigs do you smoke and when did you start?
 
Malboro light here...
hmmm...13...hmmm

detoxed 10-03-2003 04:59 PM

none

freeadultcontent 10-03-2003 05:00 PM

I started the day that California said that I could not smoke in my own buisness. Oh it was a non smoking establishment by choice until then.

Amputate Your Head 10-03-2003 05:01 PM

started 22 years ago....

went from Marb Reds
to Camels
to Kools
to Marb Reds
to Marb Lights
to Marb Ultra Lights.

Oracle Porn 10-03-2003 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
started 22 years ago....

went from Marb Reds
to Camels
to Kools
to Marb Reds
to Marb Lights
to Marb Ultra Lights.

How old are you?

Scott McD 10-03-2003 05:04 PM

I still only smoke when i'm out drinking.

Doesn't make a difference what kind...

Amputate Your Head 10-03-2003 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


How old are you?

on the cusp of 37

doober 10-03-2003 05:06 PM

Du Maurier Regular

those american smokes stink pretty bad, but i smoke those too when i get my hands on em.

Need to fucking quit tho.....

Rictor 10-03-2003 05:09 PM

None and never. I get sick when some one that does smoke comes within 20 feet of me. You people smell BAD.

JDog 10-03-2003 05:13 PM

Benson & Hedges.. Menthol baby! And I started smoking when I was 9 - started smokin weed @ 9 1/2! Ha, and my parents thought they were moving in to a good neighborhood! Started watching porn at 11 - I was practicing my whole life for this career! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jDoG

Oracle Porn 10-03-2003 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog
Benson & Hedges.. Menthol baby! And I started smoking when I was 9 - started smokin weed @ 9 1/2! Ha, and my parents thought they were moving in to a good neighborhood! Started watching porn at 11 - I was practicing my whole life for this career! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jDoG

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EvilToyBoy 10-03-2003 05:20 PM

1984 was a very good year, when as a 17 year old idiot, I took my first puff. Marlboro Red if memory serves me correctly

1985 and I wisely upped the ante to Camel filterless, 2 packs a day.

1986 developed a bad cough so brilliantly decided I needed a filter... Benson and Hedges Special Filter, 2-3 packs a day (Hey, they were LONG days!)

1995 first and ONLY attempt ever at quitting. Lasted 21 days when now ex-wife stormed out of house, went to shop, stormed back in, threw packet at me and said, "For fucks sake, have a smoke, you are driving me fucking crazy"

1998 got REALLY sick. In an amazingly brave and fucking idiotic move, decided that smoking had NOTHING to do with it.

2003 sitting here at computer, posting on GFY, cigarette dangling from corner of mouth (as usual!!) and counting the days until someone gets to claim on my life insurance FAR earlier than the national average.

Honestly, I would smoke chains if I could get the bastards to stay lit.

For an (apparently) really smart guy, I am pretty fucking stupid.

I reckon I could have bought a house with what my constant nicotine fix has cost me over the past 19 years.

[sigh]

[puff]

[inhale]

[exhale]

[ash]

[relax]

You don't die from the first heart attack, you die worrying about the 2nd one.

:helpme

Oracle Porn 10-03-2003 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilToyBoy
1984 was a very good year, when as a 17 year old idiot, I took my first puff. Marlboro Red if memory serves me correctly

1985 and I wisely upped the ante to Camel filterless, 2 packs a day.

1986 developed a bad cough so brilliantly decided I needed a filter... Benson and Hedges Special Filter, 2-3 packs a day (Hey, they were LONG days!)

1995 first and ONLY attempt ever at quitting. Lasted 21 days when now ex-wife stormed out of house, went to shop, stormed back in, threw packet at me and said, "For fucks sake, have a smoke, you are driving me fucking crazy"

1998 got REALLY sick. In an amazingly brave and fucking idiotic move, decided that smoking had NOTHING to do with it.

2003 sitting here at computer, posting on GFY, cigarette dangling from corner of mouth (as usual!!) and counting the days until someone gets to claim on my life insurance FAR earlier than the national average.

Honestly, I would smoke chains if I could get the bastards to stay lit.

For an (apparently) really smart guy, I am pretty fucking stupid.

I reckon I could have bought a house with what my constant nicotine fix has cost me over the past 19 years.

[sigh]

[puff]

[inhale]

[exhale]

[ash]

[relax]

You don't die from the first heart attack, you die worrying about the 2nd one.

:helpme

DAMN! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Za Ha 10-03-2003 05:35 PM

smoking is bad for u

EvilToyBoy 10-03-2003 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
smoking is bad for u
Really?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JDog 10-03-2003 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
smoking is bad for u
nah, nowhere close :Graucho It is healthy for you :1orglaugh

jDoG

EvilToyBoy 10-03-2003 05:43 PM

As fucked up as smoking may be, I remember what my father used to say:

If you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't eat fatty food
If you don't cavort with bad women
You won't actually live any longer
But it sure as hell will seem like you do.

:thumbsup

Seb From Holland 10-03-2003 05:44 PM

I smoked cigarettes for years, Davidoff. But now I'm off cigs for over a year and I love it. I do smoke the occasional cigar though buyt I'm no longer addicted. Kickass.

Amputate Your Head 10-03-2003 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilToyBoy
As fucked up as smoking may be, I remember what my father used to say:

If you don't drink
If you don't smoke
If you don't eat fatty food
If you don't cavort with bad women
You won't actually live any longer
But it sure as hell will seem like you do.

:thumbsup

true dat

EvilToyBoy 10-03-2003 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
true dat
Holy Moley Batman!~!

Amp agrees with me on something.

That's it, I've reached the pinnacle, everythings for sale, I'm out of the business!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Seb From Holland 10-03-2003 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilToyBoy


Holy Moley Batman!~!

Amp agrees with me on something.

That's it, I've reached the pinnacle, everythings for sale, I'm out of the business!!!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OK Stop kissing that ass now.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2003 05:59 PM

http://www.adultwebmastery.com/aliensmoke.jpg

Strange thing today.

I had some lunch at The Corner Bakery today and heard some lady blowing her nose but it sounded weird. I noticed a Catheter sticking through the middle of her throat.

I lost my appetite rather quickly the sound was to much to bare.

Went outside and lit up a smoke. Fuckit. Live the day like its your last no matter wut cuz you never know...

EvilToyBoy 10-03-2003 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland
OK Stop kissing that ass now.
DAYUM!!

My cunning plan for world domination foiled before it even began!!

:Graucho

bringer 10-03-2003 06:00 PM

5 years ago
i went

marb reds
camel turkish gold
newports
marb milds
and now im smokin a camel wide

2 for 1 is awesome :1orglaugh

cezam 10-03-2003 06:04 PM

marlboro lights, started when i was 15

SetTheWorldonFire 10-03-2003 06:07 PM

Marb Reds
Camel Lights
Kool
Newports

Missy 10-03-2003 06:07 PM

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
:Grrrrrr :disgust :Grrrrrr

aimar78 10-03-2003 06:31 PM

I quit smoking a few days ago.:thumbsup

EvilToyBoy 10-03-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aimar78
I quit smoking a few days ago.:thumbsup
That automatically makes you a MUCH smarter person than me, the addict.

Congrats and good luck keeping the strength!

:thumbsup

AphEX 10-03-2003 07:06 PM

belvedere (canadian)

Bama 10-03-2003 07:10 PM

I started smoking when I was in the 6th grade - 40 now but I've smoked the same brand

Vantage

Brat 10-03-2003 07:19 PM

du maurier light regular

since i was 12

went from du maurier

to jps
to players light
back to du maurier

makefuckingmoney 10-03-2003 07:20 PM

weed

JDog 10-03-2003 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EvilToyBoy

You don't die from the first heart attack, you die worrying about the 2nd one.

:helpme

Haha! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I believe that! I still waiting for the first one!

jDoG

feN 10-03-2003 07:28 PM

Gauloises :thumbsup
startes 8 fuckin years ago :(

tha_timinator 10-03-2003 07:34 PM

really started smoking only 1 (yeah *one*) year ago... still manage to smoke only when i'm with friends, so it's ok with me now... just gotta make sure i don't start smoking when i'm behind this computer, because then i'll be lost :)

started with all kinds of eastern-european garbage (when i was travelling),
then i smoked stuyvesant red for a while,
now most of the time i smoke lucky strikes light or dunhill or benson & hedges silver... i just seem to prefer bat (british american tobacco)

EvilToyBoy 10-03-2003 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog
I believe that! I still waiting for the first one!
Hey Dog,

$5 says I beat you too it!!

:Graucho

Ic3m4nZ 10-03-2003 08:11 PM

fucking smokers :321GFY

Oracle Porn 10-03-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
fucking smokers :321GFY
well at least we dont smoke the cock like you do...

jayeff 10-03-2003 09:54 PM

Benson & Hedges... for about 35 years. I smoked a brand called Gold Leaf before that: I don't think they are even made any more.

Ozzymosis1 10-03-2003 10:01 PM

I smoke Kamel Reds!

Nothing beats a Kamel with a "K"


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