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Greg B 10-03-2003 01:58 PM

WTF??? Jessica Lynch Nude Pic Scandal????
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003452779,00.html


Okay, now we're talking real low shit.

The Sun reports that a couple of soldiers who were party pals of Jessica Lynch are trying to sell nude pics of her during her party days.

This is some low-ass shit BUT I'll bet one of you guys will be the first buyers on the block.

This oughtta be a good one.

uranidiot 10-03-2003 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003452779,00.html


Okay, now we're talking real low shit.

The Sun reports that a couple of soldiers who were party pals of Jessica Lynch are trying to sell nude pics of her during her party days.

This is some low-ass shit BUT I'll bet one of you guys will be the first buyers on the block.

This oughtta be a good one.

Why is it low?

She's just another dumb whore.

Getting lost on the battlefield makes her a stupid bitch.

caspuh 10-03-2003 02:02 PM

yup. shes a millionaire. time to pay up.

LeeNoga 10-03-2003 02:04 PM

She should be honored, its her parents that will be embarrassed but then again the gov't remodeled their home....

ldinternet 10-03-2003 02:05 PM

Newsflash: The Sun is full of shit. :Graucho

Ross 10-03-2003 02:05 PM

She's making a million so others are entitled to make some cash :)

Rinaldo 10-03-2003 02:09 PM

I think that is great... Ill start the bidding 5 dollars

ldinternet 10-03-2003 02:14 PM

Hey, I just picked up today's issue of The Sun.




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uranidiot 10-03-2003 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
She should be honored
for what exactly?

getting caught by the enemy?

sexyclicks 10-03-2003 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Hey, I just picked up today's issue of The Sun.




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EZRhino 10-03-2003 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uranidiot


for what exactly?

getting caught by the enemy?

I agree, plenty of other Marines, soldiers, and airmen fought to the bitter end or captured and they didnt get a book deal or get promoted while in the hospital. She went from E-1 to E-4 by not doing shit.

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uranidiot


Why is it low?

She's just another dumb whore.

Getting lost on the battlefield makes her a stupid bitch.

It's obvious you are incredibly stupid.. I suppose that's why you chose your name..

Err.. uhh.. duhhh.. Elrod.. She wasn't driving, nor was she in charge of the convoy.. Oh but she is dumb because she happened to be riding in one of the vehicles..

People like you are what make people like the rest of us feel really glad that we're not like people like you..

Ignorance is so rampant on this board..

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
She's making a million so others are entitled to make some cash :)
And she'll be making a few million more after her lawyers get done with these photoshop pro wannabe's

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EZRhino

I agree, plenty of other Marines, soldiers, and airmen fought to the bitter end or captured and they didnt get a book deal or get promoted while in the hospital. She went from E-1 to E-4 by not doing shit.

Uhh.. She left the service..

Let's allllll pay a little attention here folks..

She's no longer in the military, so paygrade is a moot issue..

uranidiot 10-03-2003 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze


It's obvious you are incredibly stupid.. I suppose that's why you chose your name..

Err.. uhh.. duhhh.. Elrod.. She wasn't driving, nor was she in charge of the convoy.. Oh but she is dumb because she happened to be riding in one of the vehicles..

People like you are what make people like the rest of us feel really glad that we're not like people like you..

Ignorance is so rampant on this board..

You're funny.

uranidiot 10-03-2003 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze


Uhh.. She left the service..

Let's allllll pay a little attention here folks..

She's no longer in the military, so paygrade is a moot issue..

Do you have a shrine to her in your house?

You're obviously in love.

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uranidiot


Do you have a shrine to her in your house?

You're obviously in love.

Or.. I obviously pay a bit of attention to the facts, which is a novel idea to you apparently..

It can be really invigorating.. You should try it sometime..

directfiesta 10-03-2003 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze


It's obvious you are incredibly stupid.. I suppose that's why you chose your name..

Err.. uhh.. duhhh.. Elrod.. She wasn't driving, nor was she in charge of the convoy.. Oh but she is dumb because she happened to be riding in one of the vehicles..

People like you are what make people like the rest of us feel really glad that we're not like people like you..

Ignorance is so rampant on this board..

She is a hero just for being driven????

uranidiot 10-03-2003 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze


Or.. I obviously pay a bit of attention to the facts, which is a novel idea to you apparently..

It can be really invigorating.. You should try it sometime..

So why do you admire her?

uranidiot 10-03-2003 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta


She is a hero just for being driven????

:1orglaugh

Greg B 10-03-2003 04:49 PM

Look, let's not mince words.

Lynch got the limelight because she's the cute midwestern blue eyed blonde girl who fell into the hands of the 'evil' Iraqis who drooled at her 'innocence' and we all know them arabs just die over white women.

Nobody mentions the people who risked their asses, both Iraqi and not to save her sorry ass in the first place.

There were other women in the mix that didn't get the luxury of being in a hospital rescue but those women were black and held in the prisoner section til rescued.

But they ain't got a book deal.

What'll crack me up is if after her movie and shit are made she shows up at the MTV awards with Carlos from 'Bangbus' and 'Monstercocks' and declares her love for him.

That'll make Bush launch a strike against the Bangbros.

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta


She is a hero just for being driven????

I didn't say she was a "hero"... I just reacted to the post of her being a "dumb whore" simply because she was in a convoy where the head guy fucked up..

uranidiot 10-03-2003 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
Look, let's not mince words.

Lynch got the limelight because she's the cute midwestern blue eyed blonde girl who fell into the hands of the 'evil' Iraqis who drooled at her 'innocence' and we all know them arabs just die over white women.

Nobody mentions the people who risked their asses, both Iraqi and not to save her sorry ass in the first place.

There were other women in the mix that didn't get the luxury of being in a hospital rescue but those women were black and held in the prisoner section til rescued.

But they ain't got a book deal.

What'll crack me up is if after her movie and shit are made she shows up at the MTV awards with Carlos from 'Bangbus' and 'Monstercocks' and declares her love for him.

That'll make Bush launch a strike against the Bangbros.

Exactly.

Just goes to show how easily the fools on this board are taken in.

Isn't that right Scootermuze?

uranidiot 10-03-2003 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze


I didn't say she was a "hero"... I just reacted to the post of her being a "dumb whore" simply because she was in a convoy where the head guy fucked up..

How is she not a dumb whore for getting paid one million dollars for "writing" a book about something she can't even remember?

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 05:00 PM

DAMN!!!

I love how all you guys, sitting in your cush little houses and apartments think you have any qualifications to comment on anything that went on with any 'engaged' military personnel..

You people haven't the slightest clue, nor would you want to..

Lynch isn't necessarily a "hero", but I'd love to see you macho sounding fuckers have your legs broken and captured by prople that could kill you in the blink of an eye..

Everyone with their "Know all" opinions...
You don't know anything other than being pissed if your isp is down, or you can't find the remote to your tv...

Just keep throwing out your ignorant assed opinions and I'll continue to laugh..

You little fucktards probably couldn't hold up to half of what she did.. Oh but that makes me a big fan of hers I guess..


Well no.. That makes me someone who spent enough time in Viet Nam to know that poeple sitting on their fat asses at home and eating greasy foods have no clue as to what we went, or go through.. If you want to qualify to give an opinion, then get off of your chicken shit asses and sign up for something other than some affiliate account... Yeh.. that's what I thought..

Fucking loser material fills this thread..

swedguy 10-03-2003 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uranidiot


How is she not a dumb whore for getting paid one million dollars for "writing" a book about something she can't even remember?

That's actually a smart girl. It would be dumb to not take the 1 mill :)
Someone will refreshen her memory :)

swedguy 10-03-2003 05:02 PM

I'm really looking forward to the pics though :Graucho

Greg B 10-03-2003 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze
DAMN!!!

I love how all you guys, sitting in your cush little houses and apartments think you have any qualifications to comment on anything that went on with any 'engaged' military personnel..

You people haven't the slightest clue, nor would you want to..

Lynch isn't necessarily a "hero", but I'd love to see you macho sounding fuckers have your legs broken and captured by prople that could kill you in the blink of an eye..

Everyone with their "Know all" opinions...
You don't know anything other than being pissed if your isp is down, or you can't find the remote to your tv...

Just keep throwing out your ignorant assed opinions and I'll continue to laugh..

You little fucktards probably couldn't hold up to half of what she did.. Oh but that makes me a big fan of hers I guess..


Well no.. That makes me someone who spent enough time in Viet Nam to know that poeple sitting on their fat asses at home and eating greasy foods have no clue as to what we went, or go through.. If you want to qualify to give an opinion, then get off of your chicken shit asses and sign up for something other than some affiliate account... Yeh.. that's what I thought..

Fucking loser material fills this thread..

Oh PULEEEEZE with this " I was in 'Nam and you other humans don't know shit " horseshit.

You act like you're the only person in the world who's been in combat. You don't know WHO the fuck's been where while you sit there bitchin' and moanin' like you were in a fight somewhere like our parents were in WWII.

You need to take that shit and shove it back up your ass.

If I ran your sorry ass through Bed Stuy Brooklyn on a good Monday morning you'ld be bagged before your happy meal breakfast got served.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2003 06:16 PM

Whats wrong with being sexual?

Whats wrong with partying and taking your top off if ya want to?

Once again this just proves the sexual problems Americans have.
Partying gettin drunk having sex and things is "Normal". Why people wanna try and use it as a weapon is only a religeous stigma deliberated by religeous dogma.

Basically conviction creates a finger for which to point and accuse where truly...
The only crime is making one feel guilty about having a good time.

Amputate Your Head 10-03-2003 06:22 PM

props to the guys just trying to make a buck on some nude party pics.... Lynch is riding on the media gravy train, why shouldn't they ride some of it too.

oh, and Lynch is no fucking hero. I'm sick of hearing about her fucking lame ass. Why don't we ever hear about the REAL fucking heros that rescued her ass?

cuz that probly wouldn't make for good television, that's why.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2003 06:32 PM

Yeah, profiting from the photo's is awesome, why they think she needs to be "takin down" though I do not undertstand.

Them two soldiers are not honorable at all on the basis for there reasoning. They were motivated by Greed. They were motivated by Jelousy.

If they walked in and said "Hey I got some great photos of Jessica Lynch partying and having a great time! We wanna show the world that she knows how to have a good time! If ya wanna be the first to break the story before we sell the proof to someone else let us know cuz we know you media whores love this shit anyways and will buy it!"

Understanding candor and motivation tells much of peoples quality.

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B


Oh PULEEEEZE with this " I was in 'Nam and you other humans don't know shit " horseshit.

You act like you're the only person in the world who's been in combat. You don't know WHO the fuck's been where while you sit there bitchin' and moanin' like you were in a fight somewhere like our parents were in WWII.

You need to take that shit and shove it back up your ass.

If I ran your sorry ass through Bed Stuy Brooklyn on a good Monday morning you'ld be bagged before your happy meal breakfast got served.

Hang on a sec and let me go see if I'm impressed with your reply..

Hmm.. turns out that it's pretty typical of a nobody..

But.. I'll play along.. I'm scared.. I sure don't want to take my sorry ass to Bed Stuy cause I might get bagged.. and that certainly can't happen before I have my happy meal..

swedguy 10-03-2003 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
Yeah, profiting from the photo's is awesome, why they think she needs to be "takin down" though I do not undertstand.

Them two soldiers are not honorable at all on the basis for there reasoning. They were motivated by Greed. They were motivated by Jelousy.

If they walked in and said "Hey I got some great photos of Jessica Lynch partying and having a great time! We wanna show the world that she knows how to have a good time! If ya wanna be the first to break the story before we sell the proof to someone else let us know cuz we know you media whores love this shit anyways and will buy it!"

Understanding candor and motivation tells much of peoples quality.

And you trust every word The Sun writes?

Scootermuze 10-03-2003 06:44 PM

For every female that the media gets crazy with, there will always be someone to follow claiming to have naked photos of them...


If there are in fact such photos, and if they are released by American soldiers, it's gonna get really ugly for those guys..

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2003 06:59 PM

Well actually whether it is true or not look at the reactions.

Reality is this information is nothing but another modern day play of information that incites people for the wrong reasons.
People are not realising how played they are by the media and I am merely trying to point out, your mind is not your own but it is a product of programming. Programming that says having a good time is wrong and if you have a good time someone somehere will accuse you for the eyes of others to judge.

The only thing that would spike some real attention is to know if she hurt anyone at the parties or was violent.

swedguy 10-03-2003 07:13 PM

How about some Freedom Cards?

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foolio 10-03-2003 08:15 PM

who cares? not me :thumbsup

but would i pass up the chance to see her tits? nope :winkwink:

sacX 10-03-2003 08:22 PM

the whole jessica lynch rescue was more hollywood than reality.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-03-2003 08:26 PM

It's So American aint it?

makefuckingmoney 10-03-2003 08:28 PM

Didnt they say like her whole story was baloney?

Kind of like the WMD's..hehe

makefuckingmoney 10-03-2003 08:30 PM

I think if we could find a Raid plant over there we would say they were making WMD's there..

that whole WMD thing got awfully ugly.. i remember when clintons lady used to trumpet that..i cant remember her name..older bird..

SKULL 10-03-2003 08:32 PM

Like a good Barracks whore... just like all Army girls they get to choose from 1000 dicks a year, they basically get dick daily... 365 from 365 diferent soldiers..

Feline 10-03-2003 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze
DAMN!!!


You little fucktards probably couldn't hold up to half of what she did.. Oh but that makes me a big fan of hers I guess..


Well no.. That makes me someone who spent enough time in Viet Nam to know that poeple sitting on their fat asses at home and eating greasy foods have no clue as to what we went, or go through.. If you want to qualify to give an opinion, then get off of your chicken shit asses and sign up for something other than some affiliate account... Yeh.. that's what I thought..

Fucking loser material fills this thread..

Hold up what? all she did in the Army was lay on her back, get fucked, get on her knees and give head! Typical military hoe! That makes her a hero?:evil-laug :boid

Greg B 10-03-2003 10:00 PM

So how come none of you geniuses hasn't made a sex reality site of like former Saddam's Harem Iraqi chicks being tricked into having sex thinking they'll get a visa to the U.S. then they get kicked out of the tank?


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