Passed Over AGAIN! What BULLSHIT!
 

My movie reviews are legendary. My poetry inimitable. My plays and stories without equal. And yet the Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to this jackass instead. There's no justice in this life. This was supposed to be my year.

I know, it's a tragedy!!! An unrequited injustice!!!

When all of us GFYers got the Nobel Prize voting ballots last month on whether we should vote you in, I was sure you were a shoe in.

Say, how many of you guys voted for Buff? C'mon, ante up!

Good call, Greg, let's get to the bottom of this!

Buff,

I was rooting for you bro, sorry :(

Thanks man. I guess I need to express the plight of the poor, huddled masses or some sensitive shit like that if I want to win.

time to get gangsta

stab them jigs with a few rusty shanks and rename it the nobel war prize ya heard