Pranks
 

Whats the worst prank you ever pulled on someone??

The worst i ever pulled was funny ass hell. Poor fucking kid. I was pretty young, me and some friends told this kid (*who we will call mr. tough guy*) who thought he was a god that we bet he couldn't do a "atomic situp". He asked wtf an "atomic situp" was. We told him only very few people in the world our strong enough to perform a "atomic situp". What you do is, lay down in the situp position, two people on each side of you will hold a towel over your forehead and eyes. Another person will hold your feet. If you can do a situp with the towel pressure down on your head, your Very fucking strong. So this kids like, yeah.... i can do that shit. Soo he lays down in situp position, two friends cover him with a towel. We told him we'll count to three, and he has to try and situp.

BUT

Before we told mr. tough guy about the "atomic situp", we asked this scumbag who mr. tough guy always picked on, if he wanted to get back @ mr. tough guy. Scumbag said hell yeah.

So back to the story, we counted to three, and as we did, the scumbag pulled down his pants, with his bare scumbaging stinky ass facing mr. tough guy. 1,2,3 the two guys holding mr. tough guy held him down for a second to make him try even harder to situp, and then they released mr. tough guys face slamming him right into scumbags stinky brown hole. Mr. tough guys moving his head around with the towel over his eyes, smelling and feeling with his face for a few seconds right in the scumbags honey hole. Friends drop the towel and we fucking jet. We all got away includng Scumbag, but i think scumbag took a beating later that year.

:1orglaugh

I never pulled these pranks, but heard of the bottle of "visine" eye drops pretty good sized squirt in the beer glass/cup/bottle when someone is shitface, makes them shit themselves withen 60 seconds.

Another was @ a party, go to the bathroom and pull the top cover off of a toilet, and shit in it. Fresh water after each flush for awhile. Sick shit :1orglaugh

doesnt work :(

I tried it a couple of times back in the frat days. No one ever shit themselves. I was kind of hoping they would, but it never happened.

Ah, the upper-decker, a classic :thumbsup

Not a huge prankster, but....

When I was in Jr. High Some kid said some stupid shit to the girl I was dating.


So the next day when he was getting shit from his locker, I grabbed his neck and bashed and split his forehead against the locker shelf and he has a huge awful scar for the rest of his life, ya can't look at the guy without laughing.

Practically one of the only violent things I've ever done.

That's my prank :1orglaugh

In high school, I found out my boyfriend had been cheating on me. I went to him crying saying that I had to talk to him. I lied and told him that I'd gone to the doctor and I had an STD and I just can't understand where I got it since I hadn't been with anyone but him, etc.. boo hoo.

We go to the doctor and they stick this swab thingie way up his urethra. Apparently this was rather uncomfortable. :Graucho Surprise surprise.. his tests come back negative. He comes to me and tells me the results. I cry and insist it was a misake. The dumb shit goes and gets another test from a different clinic.

Then I told him I had been lying, but if he ever dipped his pen and any ink but mine, there would be real hell to pay.

You know what they say about a woman scorned. :winkwink:

I made my friend think he is being followed by some crazy people that want to bat his ass and he ended up calling the cops couse he got really scared until he found out it was just us :1orglaugh and told the cops it was just a mistake