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MrPopup 09-29-2003 08:47 PM

Halle Berry As Catwoman
 
The Academy Award had to have been a mistake.

Hollywood = Garbage

Do you realize that there is more creativity in the porn industry than in Tinseltown?

http://www.superherohype.com/catwoman/index.php?id=207

The Truth Hurts 09-29-2003 08:52 PM

I'd prefer Michelle Pfeiffer in that role any day.

HEARTBREAKER 09-29-2003 08:53 PM

i prefer HB playing sexy roles in a movie!!:thumbsup

Zebra 09-29-2003 08:53 PM

THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO FUCKING SUCK!

Warner Brothers already had a great Catwoman with Michelle Pfeifer in Batman Returns.
Now they are totally fucking it up.

"Catwoman" is a feature film based on characters created by DC Comics. In this new adventure Patience Price, a mild mannered graphic artist, is murdered in order to keep her silent about an accidental discovery she made. An ancient myth is played out when an Egyptian Mao cat, indebted to Patience for her saving its own life, breathes life back into the young woman. Patience is reborn with an independent attitude, carefree behavior and the heightened senses of a cat. Now she must investigate the circumstances behind her murder and learn to accept both parts of herself.

Here is a pic of Halle as Catwoman
http://www.zebrawashere.com/fun/hallecat.jpg

Why change what already worked? Are they THAT desperate to make some money?

Mojo Rizin 09-29-2003 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
I'd prefer Michelle Pfeiffer in that role any day.
If you want Pfeiffer to play that role simply based on looks I will have to say you are fucking nuts

The Truth Hurts 09-29-2003 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo Rizin


If you want Pfeiffer to play that role simply based on looks I will have to say you are fucking nuts

Batman Returns called and said "Hi".

Jamdin 09-29-2003 09:03 PM

I saw that picture earlier and about puked. It looks worse than the costume for Roger Corman's Black Scorpion show...

I don't mind Halle Berry as Catwoman but call it something else if it won't have anything to do with the comics...

Zebra 09-29-2003 09:07 PM

I predict someone at Warner Brothers will be losing their job when this thing bombs.
People are going to go into the movie expecting Michelle Pfeifer's Catwoman and when they see this flick they are going to be wondering WTF is up.

FTVGirls 09-29-2003 09:24 PM

of course halle berry was selected for the role... because she is the current popular 'fad' in the industry. Come on, just because we dont like it, the mindless masses probably will.

Hey...she's wearing open toed sandals too... haha with the current fad in fashion as well I see.

pamphage 09-29-2003 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin
It looks worse than the costume for Roger Corman's Black Scorpion show...

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Ian 09-29-2003 10:25 PM

You guys are right on.

I've got 5,000 comic books in my basement and the Dark Knight is right up there.

Michelle Pfeiffer is the Catwoman that Gil Kane envisioned when he created her.

I heard that Christian Bale is going to be Batman and was excited because he has a definite edge to his persona. ( Empire of the Sun, American Psycho...).

If Halle gets this role as Catwoman, the movie loses any credibility and spoils Bale's chance at really defining the Dark Night. The outfit is way over the top.

Catwoman was sexy because she oozed sex, she didn't show it, and from a practical point of view no one could grab on to it.

Kilmer, Clooney didn't work but tried real hard and did well.
Keaton was the best so far but needed to be darker.

While we're on the subject:

1. Daredevil was great but Elektra has deep rooted mental problems and is a highly sexed stone killer, actually dual personalities. She should have been edgier like Pfeiffer was.

2. Affleck did the job. You can like him or hate him but he portrayed DD as he really is. DD is an edgy guy with a lot of baggage and Affleck should have been able to show it a bit deeper.

3. The Kingpin was good but has never been a black man.

4. DD and Spiderman crosss paths quite frequently with mostly quite different perspectives . Watch for a crossover.

Why was Toby MaGuire so good as Spiderman?

Do yourselves a favour and watch him in "Cider House Rules" with Michael Cain and Charlize Theron.

Haven't seen The Hulk. To be hoest i'm almost afraid to. I really don't want to be disappointed but I think it's a definite possibility.


The best part of comics is using your imagination to fill in the in-betweens.

As Stan and the boys have always said:

"Buy what you read and read what you buy."

Tell ya the truth, the comics are far superior to the movies because when you are turning the pages on a good storyline...

... it's you who really is the hero.

"Nuff Said" :1orglaugh

playa 09-29-2003 10:34 PM

You comic book pyscho's never liked any of the Movies.

Movies are just like the real books. its not gonna be the same story.

So why expect the comic book movie to be the same.

They tried it with "The Hulk" and the movie sucked ass for the non-comic person

Ian 09-29-2003 10:52 PM

Playa:

Obviously you are not one of us.

Good luck and don't forget to support your local library.

playa 09-29-2003 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
Playa:

Obviously you are not one of us.

Good luck and don't forget to support your local library.


HaHa, i remember watching spiderman and xmen with my friends and hearing them argue what was inaccurate and who or what could woop so and so ass, is not my idea of a good time,, hehe

Ian 09-29-2003 11:13 PM

OK Playa, since you're in this thread; Tell us what you think would be a good time... and tell us how it might relate to your comic book experiences.

Also please tell us which hand you were using while looking at the pictures and what lubricant you were using at the time of your arrest.

:1orglaugh

nosey 09-29-2003 11:14 PM

http://jamesbond007.net/galerie/Halle5.jpg

so fucking hot

Ian 09-29-2003 11:18 PM

Definitely hot Nosey but not Catwoman material. :)

Dravyk 09-29-2003 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
Are they THAT desperate to make some money?
You answered your own question, Z.
Quote:

Definitely hot Nosey but not Catwoman material.
Exactly, Ian.

playa 09-29-2003 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
OK Playa, since you're in this thread; Tell us what you think would be a good time... and tell us how it might relate to your comic book experiences.

Also please tell us which hand you were using while looking at the pictures and what lubricant you were using at the time of your arrest.

:1orglaugh


All i am saying is how could an actor be the wrong character of a comic book? Halle Berry is one of the sexiest actors today and i think she can pull off anything. Hell she already got experience with superheros. i think she was pretty good in XMEN


Hot or not jerking off to some girl with a halloween custome is not something i'd stroke too.

If i want to jack off to Halle i'd watch monster ball again

Ian 09-29-2003 11:47 PM

Hey Drav, nice to hear from old friends. Hope you are doing well. I'm sure you are. :)

I didn't know you were a fan of the genre but it makes sense being the literati that you are.



Playa::

Here's what you have to do:

1. Buy a comic book.

2. Preferably not a new one.

3. Turn the pages and enjoy.


You'll thank me in the morning and remember me as a good time.

:thumbsup

Dravyk 09-30-2003 12:19 AM

Ian, long time! Good to see you're doing well. I'm keeping busy, as always. :)

I have to say those amazing Warner cartoons of the last five or six years, rekindled an old interest. They captured the real spirit of the comics exceedingly well. Especially the first two seasons.

On a bit of tangent, did you see the "DareDevil" movie? First-rate!

Nima 09-30-2003 01:23 AM

I don't care how she looks like in that but HALLE BERRY is the BOMB and I'd sure hit that piss of ass :thumbsup

sternyduke 09-30-2003 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nosey
http://jamesbond007.net/galerie/Halle5.jpg

so fucking hot

definatley hot but both her husbands cheated on her so she must really suck in bed or be a major psycho...

Sarah_Jayne 09-30-2003 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
I'd prefer Michelle Pfeiffer in that role any day.
agreed..she did a good job in that role..going from the shy secretary to super sexy catwoman and her outfit was much better. Mind you, Keaton was a better batman too.

Sarah_Jayne 09-30-2003 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa



All i am saying is how could an actor be the wrong character of a comic book?

she is hot but she is almost too hot for the role. She doesn't have the 'dumpy secretary by day' thing going for her.

DarkJedi 09-30-2003 09:57 AM

i'd let her scratch my back :Graucho

loverboy 09-30-2003 09:58 AM

im looking forward to see the trailer, just to be fair with HB.

Dirty F 09-30-2003 09:58 AM

Halle berry is such a drama queen.

Mojo Rizin 09-30-2003 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian
You guys are right on.

I've got 5,000 comic books in my basement and the Dark Knight is right up there.

Michelle Pfeiffer is the Catwoman that Gil Kane envisioned when he created her.

I heard that Christian Bale is going to be Batman and was excited because he has a definite edge to his persona. ( Empire of the Sun, American Psycho...).

If Halle gets this role as Catwoman, the movie loses any credibility and spoils Bale's chance at really defining the Dark Night. The outfit is way over the top.

Catwoman was sexy because she oozed sex, she didn't show it, and from a practical point of view no one could grab on to it.

Kilmer, Clooney didn't work but tried real hard and did well.
Keaton was the best so far but needed to be darker.

While we're on the subject:

1. Daredevil was great but Elektra has deep rooted mental problems and is a highly sexed stone killer, actually dual personalities. She should have been edgier like Pfeiffer was.

2. Affleck did the job. You can like him or hate him but he portrayed DD as he really is. DD is an edgy guy with a lot of baggage and Affleck should have been able to show it a bit deeper.

3. The Kingpin was good but has never been a black man.

4. DD and Spiderman crosss paths quite frequently with mostly quite different perspectives . Watch for a crossover.

Why was Toby MaGuire so good as Spiderman?

Do yourselves a favour and watch him in "Cider House Rules" with Michael Cain and Charlize Theron.

Haven't seen The Hulk. To be hoest i'm almost afraid to. I really don't want to be disappointed but I think it's a definite possibility.


The best part of comics is using your imagination to fill in the in-betweens.

As Stan and the boys have always said:

"Buy what you read and read what you buy."

Tell ya the truth, the comics are far superior to the movies because when you are turning the pages on a good storyline...

... it's you who really is the hero.

"Nuff Said" :1orglaugh

I forgot.. is DD part of the avengers?

Spiderman always tried his best to be part of the avengers.


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