Im selling my soul on Ebay
 

if you want to buy it please bid now

link?

Juicifer will buy it



http://www.wantongirls.com/juicifer.jpg

Ebay won't allow you to sell your soul. There is no quantifiable way they can prove that you will deliver. It's been tried, now they just remove it

I already own your soul

I'd love to buy the life of some loser with a death wish, which wants to make a few bucks before committing suicide. I could make him hit a bank or something. And if the cops shoot him he won't have to do it himself.

This would be a good idea actually, I don't know why people kill themselves before asking if their life could be of *any* use to someone. Am I making any sense?

:1orglaugh

scaryyyyyyyyyyy