Permission to Dance Mullah
 

A modern Islamic couple, preparing for their religious wedding, meets
with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any
last questions before they leave. The man says, "Well, there is just one thing: we realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with
women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to
dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always
dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answers the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!," replies the Mullah, "Allah ho Akbar! Sex is OK
within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Allah ho Akbar! No problem," says the Mullah.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah ho Akbar. Go for it!"

"Doggystyle?"
"Sure! Allah ho Akbar!"

"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah ho Akbar!"

"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses,a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Allah ho Akbar!"

"Can we do it standing up?"
"NO!" says the Mullah."

"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing."

"he he he he he he"

RACEMAN :thumbsup

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