I hate chicks!
 

I hate fucking chicks! All they wanna do is fucking use you for whatever the fuck you have! I don't hear from this chick, which she says is a "bestfriend" for 4 weeks, and the only 2 times she's called was to ask about some concert tickets, which I sold her's!

Fucking all they want is what they could fucking get! Fuck em, fuck em fuck em! So I sent this chick a email saying that she owes me money from when she borrowed, then i said basically she could go fuck herself, and she IM'ed me saying, "wtf fuck is up with that email" like i'm the only one doing shit. And I can't call her, because she'll fucking rush me off the phone! So I basically sent her an invoice for $600 dollars which she never paid me back for a phone bill she was suppose to pay me back for! Then she starts acting like it was my fault..

Fuck these fucking chicks! I'm fucking dropping this one to the crub and not helping her anymore, if she calls needing help, I'm fucking throwing her a quarter and tellin her to go call someone who cares...hehe

I just had to rant about it :)

jDoG

i can fuck her up if u want :)

i can just fuck her if u want :)

I don't !

Goodluck, she is the biggest tease ever! Only time I almost got it was when we were fucked up on NOS...LOL...but the high didn't last long enought!

jDoG

Would you do that? I'd do it, but that would look bad on me!

jDoG

you gave $600 to a chick you didn't even fuck? that's sad :(

grow some balls put you pimp hat on turn some bee gees on and go get them tigerrrrr

http://www.jordansplace.net/homepage/glasses/pimp.jpg

I didn't give, she ran up my phone bill. Are you crazy, I don't give $600 to anybody cash! Except myself!

jDoG

I wouldn't pimp this chick out if I could, i'd be getting chargebacks because the clients would be dissatisfyed!


jDoG

You let a chick you didn't even fuck run your phone bill up $600? that's sad :(

Shit like this just pisses me off because you try to help people, and they take it all! I got a new fucking rule, don't help people with shit! Fucking hope to see the people I help turn in to fucking bums after I stop helping em!

jDoG

alright, we messed around, didn't fuck, but messed around...nothing more, she just teased after that!

jDoG

Well after the teasing and the $600 phone bill I think the use of GHB to get into her pants is fair game.

Sounds like you are taking the wrong aproach towards getting girls. If she says she is your bestfriend, then ditch her ass right then and there.

What is NOS?

Yea, I hear ya! It's like they say, having a girl as a best friend is like having a atm card with $19 bucks in the bank, you can't get anything out of them!

jDoG

N20, Nitrous Oxide, Whip-its, Laughing gas

NOS, ever seen a car with NOS in it, for the turbo button (Gone in 60 seconds, the fast and the furious), that's what that is, it give you like 20-30 second high, it is pretty sweet!

jDoG

Man, you need some serious lessons on how to treat women. Check out maxhardcore.com and dirtysdicksuckers.com for some pointers bro :thumbsup

We hate you, too. That's why we use you for your phone and your money. :2 cents:

Yea, but some other friend was over at the time, and i go bros before whores! Considering I've know him for 9 yrs longer!

jDoG

are you using my phone too? damnit! that sucks! I need a new phone!

jDoG

Kinda like huffing gas?

Yea yea, i know, I've seen enought max hardcore :) I've tried that, and it doesn't work out great if their not into it...:1orglaugh

jDoG

i know some guys who break into air condition systems and huff the freon
lol

alright that is totally different! I don't know if i'd do that!

jDoG

it makes them pass out with their eyes open

GHB?

Slash her tires & key her car, that should cost about $600. You may not get the money but at least she won't have it. :2 cents:

here's a pic of my nos tank, 10lbs.

http://gallys.ezfreeporn.net/James-Stuff/nostank.jpg

Don't worry. They were all local calls. I swear.

Pussy Move.
keying a car is fucking weak

Doesn't matter, if their in the daytime, it's on a cell phone! you would know if you were using it...lol

jDoG

Is that for your car or your mouth?
Im confused here

Yea it is weak, and it is hard to do when she doesn't have a car at the moment! Doesn't matter either way! I'll come up with a way to get the 600 back in some form! hehe

jDoG

That is for your car, but this tank you put a ballon on it fill the ballon up and huff it!

jDoG

Im not to into huffing stuff like that but Im thinking about putting a 200 shot into a car I have. :)

I don't know the shots...how many pounds is it?

jDOG

Translation: I'm going to go out and buy her a new car next week and give it to her so she can call me on my cell phone while she's out with her girlfriends, cruising around in it and picking up dick.

can you please tell me how the translation works? i'm not her sugar daddy, some other poor guy is...

jDoG

car=3200 rough guess

200 shot = 200 hp

I feel your pain brotha! I'm going through the same situation with a couple of girls I let move in with my wife and kids for a month b/c they got evicted from their apartment. All they had to do was pay half of the electric bill, which came to only $88 for them. They're giving me shit about paying it! FUCK YOU JAIME M. AND BROOKE D.!

Holy jesus you huff car nitrous? lol isn't that stuff godawful? It's got sulfur and shit added to make it foul just so people won't huff it.

And nitrous isn't like huffing gas, it's one of the "safe inhalants". The only other one is ether. Anything else and you're killing your braincells.

I hate men! All they want is sex!

STFU and show us those small tits!

I've been there with a couple of chicks, they move in and just use all your shit! I have the strict rule of not letting anybody stay at my place anymore! Fuck em all! I like that, FUCK YOU WHISPER M. hehe

jDOG

Tease- uses cell phone at leisure, calls whomever she likes;
Tease phone bill = $0
JDog phone bill = $600

Hey but fishin is great! That's what they call the highs, but it kicks ass! :) And it is cheap 50 for 10 lbs and you sell 2 ballons at a party for 5 bucks and you could get a couple hundred ballons outta 10 lbs!

jDoG

True, true, but I ain't buying her a car, I'm not that stupid...

jDoG