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JFPdude 09-28-2003 10:37 AM

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If you been living with the same girl 10 years. You have 2 kids with her and 8 kids between the 2 of you. And your getting married in 4 days.

What would be a good wedding gift for your bride?


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jact 09-28-2003 10:43 AM

Get her boned by a real stud, bro. I'm sure she's tired of the ol' soggy by now! :1orglaugh

Reak 09-28-2003 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by JFPdude
If you been living with the same girl 10 years. You have 2 kids with her and 8 kids between the 2 of you. And your getting married in 4 days.

What would be a good wedding gift for your bride?


Go with your kids & future wife too a themepark & after that you going to eat in a first class restaurant :thumbsup

Your kids will be happy in the themepark & your wife and you will love to see they having much fun. And a first class restaurant always works :winkwink:

Goodluck buddy :thumbsup

candyflip 09-28-2003 10:45 AM

A new ride. Sounds like you guys need some sort of bus or motor coach :winkwink:

JFPdude 09-28-2003 10:55 AM

Jact - she already has a real stud ... after 10 years together she didn't agree to marriage because she wasn't satisfied :thumbsup

Reak - we do the themepark thing all summer long ... we live in pennyslvania at the moment and have some of the greatest parks around us ... they are all closed now till memorial day


candyflip - already own a bus, a van, a semi tractor, 2 cars, and a boat. so our transportation problems are solved.

eroswebmaster 09-28-2003 11:00 AM

Time away from the kids sounds more like it.
Send the kids off to family for a week.
Take her somewhere beautiful like Hawaii or another tropical destination and treat her like a queen.

Have her booked for massages, facials, etc.

Tell her to bring along a really nice dress something to wear to a fancy dinner.

When she gets dressed take her and stand her in front of the mirror as if to show her off and get a good look at her.

Start to kiss her on the neck gently, slip your arms around her waist...she thinks you're going to grab her but that is when you bring your arms up and start to put on her new necklace..something with diamonds...classy not outrageously expensive.

tootie 09-28-2003 11:00 AM

How about a quiet evening away from the kids at a spa, complete with massage, facial, manicure, pedicure... the works! I'd LOVE to get a gift like that. *sigh*

tootie 09-28-2003 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Time away from the kids sounds more like it.
Send the kids off to family for a week.
Take her somewhere beautiful like Hawaii or another tropical destination and treat her like a queen.

Have her booked for massages, facials, etc.

Tell her to bring along a really nice dress something to wear to a fancy dinner.

When she gets dressed take her and stand her in front of the mirror as if to show her off and get a good look at her.

Start to kiss her on the neck gently, slip your arms around her waist...she thinks you're going to grab her but that is when you bring your arms up and start to put on her new necklace..something with diamonds...classy not outrageously expensive.

Damn, you beat me by a few seconds. LOL

eroswebmaster 09-28-2003 11:02 AM

Okay if you can't afford all of that then take her to the motel 6, out to dinner at mcdonalds, and instead of a diamond necklace...cubic zirconia.

eroswebmaster 09-28-2003 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by tootie


Damn, you beat me by a few seconds. LOL

Sorry :)

Reak 09-28-2003 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by JFPdude

Reak - we do the themepark thing all summer long ... we live in pennyslvania at the moment and have some of the greatest parks around us ... they are all closed now till memorial day


You a good man :thumbsup

Reak 09-28-2003 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Time away from the kids sounds more like it.
Send the kids off to family for a week.
Take her somewhere beautiful like Hawaii or another tropical destination and treat her like a queen.


They only have 4 days before they going to get married :thumbsup This sound more like a honeymoon trip :winkwink:

JFPdude 09-28-2003 11:05 AM

These are interesting replies I like the directions these are going ... keep them coming.

Wilbo 09-28-2003 11:07 AM

Take the kids out for the day or a week and give her some peace and quiet.

eroswebmaster 09-28-2003 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by Reak


They only have 4 days before they going to get married :thumbsup This sound more like a honeymoon trip :winkwink:

He said Wedding Gift :)

So I think it could be used at any time.

Reak 09-28-2003 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster


He said Wedding Gift :)

So I think it could be used at any time.

Let's drink on that :glugglug

4Pics 09-28-2003 11:18 AM

How about hiring a maid to come twice a week for the next 6-12 months prepaid?

Tala 09-28-2003 11:20 AM

For a wedding gift, I would suggest that you give her something that you know she's always wanted. I would also suggest that the two of you (if you live in the house that's going to be your permanant residence) plant two rosebushes, side by side, so that as they grow and bloom, they will intertwine to become one rosebush, the blossoms in different colors showing each other's independance and yet growing together in harmony as one.

Just me and my mushy sentiments. :glugglug

blazin 09-28-2003 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
For a wedding gift, I would suggest that you give her something that you know she's always wanted. I would also suggest that the two of you (if you live in the house that's going to be your permanant residence) plant two rosebushes, side by side, so that as they grow and bloom, they will intertwine to become one rosebush, the blossoms in different colors showing each other's independance and yet growing together in harmony as one.

Just me and my mushy sentiments. :glugglug

You are a true romantic!

nosey 09-28-2003 11:28 AM

diamonds, new car, or new house

they love the big gifts :Graucho

Reak 09-28-2003 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
For a wedding gift, I would suggest that you give her something that you know she's always wanted. I would also suggest that the two of you (if you live in the house that's going to be your permanant residence) plant two rosebushes, side by side, so that as they grow and bloom, they will intertwine to become one rosebush, the blossoms in different colors showing each other's independance and yet growing together in harmony as one.

Just me and my mushy sentiments. :glugglug

Romantic :Graucho

lamrobertson 09-28-2003 11:29 AM

Get a babysitter. Plan for right after the wedding to go away. Go to a spa where she can get the whole spa treatment. Wow 8 kids poor women she must be tired. Get a reservation somewhere where it will be romantic getting away for the two of you and she can get the whole pampered treatment.

Something else you could do is get her a family ring or pendant. They have birthstone for the parents on the outside and a birthstones in the middle with all the kids. Not sure you would be able to get one with that many stones but try. That would probably mean alot too her to have.

Lorna

tootie 09-28-2003 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
For a wedding gift, I would suggest that you give her something that you know she's always wanted. I would also suggest that the two of you (if you live in the house that's going to be your permanant residence) plant two rosebushes, side by side, so that as they grow and bloom, they will intertwine to become one rosebush, the blossoms in different colors showing each other's independance and yet growing together in harmony as one.

Just me and my mushy sentiments. :glugglug

Beautiful, Tala! :thumbsup

Tala 09-28-2003 11:30 AM

Chicks dig romance. Trust me on that one, I'd know. :glugglug

JFPdude 09-28-2003 11:32 AM

Ok I still like the way this is going...


Here is more info:

WE completely refurnished the house last year so we have all the new furniture we can handle.

We are moving into our new house in december so thats already bought.

As far as cars go we have what we need and we are simple people so even though we don't own new cars our cars do what we need them to do and we are happy with them.

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Tala 09-28-2003 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by JFPdude
Ok I still like the way this is going...


Here is more info:

WE completely refurnished the house last year so we have all the new furniture we can handle.

We are moving into our new house in december so thats already bought.

As far as cars go we have what we need and we are simple people so even though we don't own new cars our cars do what we need them to do and we are happy with them.

Also after you make a suggestion please email admin / at / protechhosting.com with what you would like a free gallery or a free virtual account for a month.

You're moving into the new house in December...perfect. Plant your rosebushes in early spring after the frost is gone.

And if you decide on my idea, don't worry about payment, Dude. No charge. Congratulations. :)

jfpjeff 09-28-2003 01:14 PM

How about finding someone to watch your kids the night before the wedding, and take her to dinner. Maybe even that person would be nice enough to watch the kids over night, then you guys get the house to yourself, and DO NOT tell your employees the next day what happened!

JFPdude 09-28-2003 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by jfpjeff
How about finding someone to watch your kids the night before the wedding, and take her to dinner. Maybe even that person would be nice enough to watch the kids over night, then you guys get the house to yourself, and DO NOT tell your employees the next day what happened!

hmmm maybe one of my employees can take the kids for the night .... oh wait you know my kids ... you'd never fall for that idea.

bahahahha :1orglaugh

Thor14 09-28-2003 01:49 PM

Fucking Sleazebag. :BangBang:

JFPdude 09-28-2003 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Thor14
Fucking Sleazebag. :BangBang:

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Thor14 09-28-2003 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by JFPdude



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