prison joke
 

a new guy goes into prison and gets lumped in a cell with a huge hairy vicious looking bastard.

Lights go out on the first night and the big man speaks up :

"WE PLAY MUMMIES AND DADDIES EVERY NIGHT IN HERE"

The new guy is shitting himself, he doesn't know what to do.

"DO YOU WANT TO BE THE MUMMY OR THE DADDY?"

Semi relieved, the new guy says "errr...I'll be the daddy"

"COME OVER HERE AND SUCK MUMMY'S COCK THEN"

:1orglaugh

:sleep

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NOT FUCKING FUNNY