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DarkJedi 09-26-2003 04:48 AM

Infomercial says 49% of toothbrushes test positive for fecal bacteria. WTF?
 
Talk about scare tactics to get you to buy their product -- these "Germ Terminator" people want you to believe that little pieces of SHIT get on your toothbrush every time you flush!

I'd like to know more about the study that "proved" this fact, though. Is the real problem that people wipe their asses and then use their toothbrushes? Or was the study done among scat-loving San Francisco faggots?

Either way, I have to give these guys credit for one of the boldest scare tactics I have yet seen on an infomercial -- "THERE'S FECAL BACTERIA ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH, WHICH CAUSES GUM DISEASE WHICH CAUSES HEART ATTACKS. SO BUY OUR GERM TERMINATOR OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE OF A SHIT-INDUCED HEART ATTACK!!!"

Good job, guys!


http://www.germterminator.com/main.asp

calm 09-26-2003 04:51 AM

I just watched that shit!

I was thinking, they should call it... the GERMINATOR!

Although... I am at a great lack for sleep...

SpaceAce 09-26-2003 04:53 AM

Sorry, but it's true. Aerosolization when you flush throws toilet water all over the place. There was a study several years ago by a hygiene scientist (I forget what he called himself) that talked about all this and had a lot of other amusing and/or disgusting observations. I know it was published at least in part in Reader's Digest.

SpaceAce

Amputate Your Head 09-26-2003 04:55 AM

way too much information.... :helpme

fiveyes 09-26-2003 05:13 AM

Once again, the english are proved right... :Graucho

SpaceAce 09-26-2003 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes
Once again, the english are proved right... :Graucho
I am not taking any tooth-related advice from the British.

SpaceAce

Amputate Your Head 09-26-2003 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce


I am not taking any tooth-related advice from the British.

SpaceAce

lol

(¤¤)»»»»»»Þ 09-26-2003 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
Sorry, but it's true. Aerosolization when you flush throws toilet water all over the place. There was a study several years ago by a hygiene scientist (I forget what he called himself) that talked about all this and had a lot of other amusing and/or disgusting observations. I know it was published at least in part in Reader's Digest.

SpaceAce

Its pee deflecting off floaters in the bowl and landing on your toothbrush.

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Odie 09-26-2003 05:39 AM

feces huh???? maybe your roommates are using the brush to clean the toilet with????

but even if this is true, how far away do I have to keep my toothbrush away???:helpme

eddie-executive 09-26-2003 08:34 AM

Even if this were true most people rinse their toothbrush first before using it to soften the bristels. Also the bristels are not made of an absorbent material so whatever shit spray that landed on it will be washed away:321GFY

If that much is on your toothbrush what about the spray that hits your ass from the bomb drop?:1orglaugh We'll have to invent the gloryhole ass gasket:1orglaugh

goBigtime 09-26-2003 08:41 AM

This thread makes me :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

loverboy 09-26-2003 10:32 AM

"germ terminator"...:1orglaugh


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