the 4:55 spamfest
 

every morning, 4:55 EST, Zoe tells me how beautiful I can be, Mrs. Gonzalez tells me I've won the South African Lottery, and Robert Allen, America's number one millionaire maker, gives me an INSANE deal on his groundbreaking money making techniques.

im spammin..oh yeah...gankity gank ganksta

I've bought all of them and none of them have made me rich yet. Fuck them all :BangBang: