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boneprone 09-25-2003 02:58 PM

Lol!! Webmaster Walmart Cards!
 
Just got a spam from a company that is now offering 1$ per every sale to a Walmart Gift Card.

Shit, if you make 100 sales, you get a whole 100.00 in Walmart gift card!!

Just in time to by mama her tire for Christmas.

LOL!
WTF??

boneprone 09-25-2003 03:01 PM

Actually its pretty funny. Creative.

Not sure if this was designed orginally to have some humor to it, but damn. Walmart?



:Hollering

Roald 09-25-2003 03:02 PM

p-dog at it again :winkwink:

Ross 09-25-2003 03:03 PM

Cool. Buy everyones Xmas presents out of Asda Walmart now. They got some pretty cool shit in our stores now that Walmart own Asda!

AaronM 09-25-2003 03:04 PM

Hey bone...Remember when we were kids and our mothers would drag us to KMart. We had to look at all those nasty trailer park trash fuckers. Well....Martha Stewart cleaned up that KMart image and the trash has moved to Walmart now.

I refuse to step foot in one of those stores. I damn near got trampled by a stampeed of cattle the last time I tried.

reynold 09-25-2003 03:05 PM

lolol

GrimShawn 09-25-2003 03:06 PM

MY BABY NEEDS SOME NEW SHOES!

reynold 09-25-2003 03:06 PM

BP, what kind of restaurant do you run?

boneprone 09-25-2003 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Cool. Buy everyones Xmas presents out of Asda Walmart now. They got some pretty cool shit in our stores now that Walmart own Asda!
what the fuck is an Asda??

Walmart scares me.

They aint to used to us colored folk in them parts.

Here in Oregon they have em kinda in the Red Neckish White Trashy areas. Making a trip into one is like visiting the Zoo.

Entertaining to say the least.

Just when I thought the people on Jenny Jones and Maury were fake and staged, ya go to a Walmart and you see the light.

Its true. Oh yes its true. White Trash really do exisit.

AaronM 09-25-2003 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Hey bone...Remember when we were kids and our mothers would drag us to KMart. We had to look at all those nasty trailer park trash fuckers. Well....Martha Stewart cleaned up that KMart image and the trash has moved to Walmart now.

I refuse to step foot in one of those stores. I damn near got trampled by a stampeed of cattle the last time I tried.


Although it would be a fine place to look for trailer trash models....Or Playboy ones acording to some people.

There are 184 ugly ass heffers for every hot employee there.

boneprone 09-25-2003 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
MY BABY NEEDS SOME NEW SHOES!
Lol..
I always say that when Im playing blackjack in Vegas!
heheheheh

AaronM 09-25-2003 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone


what the fuck is an Asda??

Walmart scares me.

They aint to used to us colored folk in them parts.

Here in Oregon they have em kinda in the Red Neckish White Trashy areas. Making a trip into one is like visiting the Zoo.

Entertaining to say the least.

Just when I thought the people on Jenny Jones and Maury were fake and staged, ya go to a Walmart and you see the light.

Its true. Oh yes its true. White Trash really do exisit.

Perfect description. :thumbsup

brand0n 09-25-2003 03:07 PM

whats sad is i fuckin hate wal mart

wizz 09-25-2003 03:08 PM

Yeah It's pretty funny LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

boneprone 09-25-2003 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Hey bone...Remember when we were kids and our mothers would drag us to KMart. We had to look at all those nasty trailer park trash fuckers. Well....Martha Stewart cleaned up that KMart image and the trash has moved to Walmart now.

I refuse to step foot in one of those stores. I damn near got trampled by a stampeed of cattle the last time I tried.

Cattle?
They have cattle there now?
Now that I think about it, why not??

I mean the same people at the County Fair love Walmart. Why not have Cows and Goats and Quilts, and Jam at Walmart!

MAke it fun for the whole fucking familia.

AaronM 09-25-2003 03:09 PM

I would love to see GFY offer a BestBuy gift card instead of the set prizes they have. :)

boneprone 09-25-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
BP, what kind of restaurant do you run?
Are you trying to be funny?

LOL....

Its near a Walmart in Eugene why??

And yes we do market to the more, should I say "blue collar" type.

But that is besides the point.

AaronM 09-25-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone


Cattle?
They have cattle there now?
Now that I think about it, why not??

I mean the same people at the County Fair love Walmart. Why not have Cows and Goats and Quilts, and Jam at Walmart!

MAke it fun for the whole fucking familia.

Cattle...heffers...FAT NASTY BITCHES.

Same thing...Different name. I am talking about the woman who make me look likle a midget and have more hair on their upper lip than I have on my ass.

boneprone 09-25-2003 03:11 PM

and i dont run it.
i own it.

My cousin and some "family" run it.

SENSEX 09-25-2003 03:11 PM

LOL, E.P.I.C. Cash!

1 dollar for every signup goes on a walmart card :1orglaugh

Mr Pheer 09-25-2003 03:19 PM

Well, keep in mind that the guy that owns that program, lives in a town where a trip to Walmart is something to look forward to. I fuckin hated living in Tyler Tx.

AaronM 09-25-2003 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
Well, keep in mind that the guy that owns that program, lives in a town where a trip to Walmart is something to look forward to. I fuckin hated living in Tyler Tx.

As funny as this seems and we are all trashing on WalMart...This is still a cool move from Trey. It's different and different is good plus it is getting him exposure, even on GFY where we are banned from speaking the Epic and PimpD words.

beemk 09-25-2003 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

There are 184 ugly ass heffers for every hot employee there.

not all trailor trash bitches are heffers.... thanks to a drug we know as crack.

Beastiepoo 09-25-2003 04:16 PM

Just FYI, Asda is the UK supermarket chain that Walmart bought. They stack 'em high and sell 'em low just like Walmart does, just with a different name.

I refuse to shop there but not for any reason other than it took me a half an hour to find the salt the last time I was there. Silly me, looking in the spice aisle when I should have been looking with the raw beef. Oh yeah, THAT makes sense.



I'll stick to Tesco and Sainsbury's (and Safeway if I really have to) thanks. They may be a few pence more expensive but at least they know how to stock shelves.

webgurl 09-25-2003 06:09 PM

very interesting idea of the walmart thing actually ......

Halcyon 09-25-2003 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk


not all trailor trash bitches are heffers.... thanks to a drug we know as crack.

You know meth as "crack" ?

JDog 09-25-2003 06:13 PM

Yea, I got that too! I thought it was funny! Must have some redneck that could use it! LOL!

jDoG

JDog 09-25-2003 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon


You know meth as "crack" ?

Meth and Crack are different, I don't know any body that knows Meth as "Crack"? Do you know the difference?

jDoG

Jinx_Co 09-25-2003 06:18 PM

:1orglaugh

myneid 09-25-2003 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
Well, keep in mind that the guy that owns that program, lives in a town where a trip to Walmart is something to look forward to. I fuckin hated living in Tyler Tx.
he no longer lives in texas, he moved to california like 5 months ago.

and you should be proud to be in tyler texas as they have the best bbq in the world

Sly_RJ 09-25-2003 06:25 PM

Trey was talking about this months ago, lol, cool to see it up. Hey, Wal-Mart has video games and cheap DVDs, what else can you ask for?

beemk 09-25-2003 07:22 PM

i think best buy would be better, but i think everyone can spend $ at walmart.`

Honeyslut 09-25-2003 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone


what the fuck is an Asda??

Walmart scares me.

They aint to used to us colored folk in them parts.

Here in Oregon they have em kinda in the Red Neckish White Trashy areas. Making a trip into one is like visiting the Zoo.

Entertaining to say the least.

Just when I thought the people on Jenny Jones and Maury were fake and staged, ya go to a Walmart and you see the light.

Its true. Oh yes its true. White Trash really do exisit.

and the closet one to me is up the street from Adult.com and not in a redneck town..

:1orglaugh

Halcyon 09-25-2003 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog


Meth and Crack are different, I don't know any body that knows Meth as "Crack"? Do you know the difference?

jDoG

Yes, I know the difference. Just trying to be funny.
Where I'm from, the trailer park drug that gets you skinny is meth. But maybe crack is increasing in trailer park popularity. I'm no expert.

cluck 09-25-2003 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog


Meth and Crack are different, I don't know any body that knows Meth as "Crack"? Do you know the difference?

jDoG

He was just pointing out that rednecks are usually on amphetamines rather than crack.

Halcyon 09-25-2003 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck


He was just pointing out that rednecks are usually on amphetamines rather than crack.

heh, I should have waited 3 seconds. What he said. :)

sumphatpimp 09-25-2003 08:32 PM

isn't WalMart the store to pull Playboy or Hustler from its shelves not too long ago to keep up their clean image? I think so.


lets help them along and send them a few hits from

NastyDirtyPorn.Com
or
HowToButtFuckFarmAnimals.Com

I am sure they would just luv to have that WalMart logo on your site.




:1orglaugh

angelsofporn 09-25-2003 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Just got a spam from a company that is now offering 1$ per every sale to a Walmart Gift Card.

Shit, if you make 100 sales, you get a whole 100.00 in Walmart gift card!!

Just in time to by mama her tire for Christmas.

LOL!
WTF??

too late..i bought my mama her own crack pipe for xmas already..the rick james signature series...very exclusive

myneid 09-25-2003 10:06 PM

It would be great if on the gift card you could get the name of your site on it so that when you cash in your giftcard it would say a domainname.

jollyperv 09-25-2003 10:14 PM

This kicks ass...Walmart is super cheap, and they have everything you could possibly need, except if you're a label whore and think cool clothes and expensive cologne gets you pussy.

Bring it the fuck on, Walmart rules.

eroswebmaster 09-25-2003 10:18 PM

I love wal-mart. Why pay more for the same brand of products at other stores?

Hell Hanes boxer briefs at wal-mart are the same ones they sell at Target, or at any other store that carries Hanes.

Food is much cheaper, I buy all my water there, about 8 cases a week. Shit I save money at wal-mart :) I'm not too proud to admit it.

media 09-25-2003 10:33 PM

As far as the Wal Mart cards go, we've had close to 100 inquiries about the cards, so obviously people find that it could be something of use..

We are doing it in addtion to the $40 per signup that we will be paying out on the 1st - 15th of October... Its just us trying to give back more to those who have made epic a success..

Hate and laugh all you like, Its something different, but people are inquiring about it, and that means its in demand..


Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
Well, keep in mind that the guy that owns that program, lives in a town where a trip to Walmart is something to look forward to. I fuckin hated living in Tyler Tx.
Why dont you spend less time worrying about Trey, and spend a little more time concentrating on your business.. Quit living in the past and move the fuck on..

Isnt MSN closing their chat rooms? You should feel a punch from that...

Also.. Trey is no longer in Texas... He lives in the bay area in california, and is doing pretty well for himself..

So.. Anyways.. enough about this.. anyone who wants a card and can send good sales can make extra cash, in addition to what your already making..

Media

optikalz 09-25-2003 10:40 PM

I think its a good idea. Great low cost way to put together a Rewards program.

There are cheaper alternatives but good idea neverthless.

Mr Pheer 09-25-2003 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
Why dont you spend less time worrying about Trey, and spend a little more time concentrating on your business.. Quit living in the past and move the fuck on..

Isnt MSN closing their chat rooms? You should feel a punch from that...

Also.. Trey is no longer in Texas... He lives in the bay area in california, and is doing pretty well for himself..

So.. Anyways.. enough about this.. anyone who wants a card and can send good sales can make extra cash, in addition to what your already making..

Media

If I was so worried about Trey, wouldnt I have known he had moved?

And if you knew fuckall about what YOU talk about, you'd know that the MSN problem isnt going to bother me.

My business does fine. No need for you to be concerned :)

Carrie 09-25-2003 10:45 PM

I think it's a great idea.
Finally one of the sponsors decides to market to the majority of webmasters - those with families - rather than continuing to pretend that the only people in this business are under 24 and trying to live "the porn life".

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 09-25-2003 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by media
Why dont you spend less time worrying about Trey, and spend a little more time concentrating on your business.. Quit living in the past and move the fuck on..
And just for the record, my post was intended to bash Tyler Tx, and not Trey. Learn to read.

You're so fucking sensitive. Is your pussy hurting tonight?

media 09-25-2003 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer


And just for the record, my post was intended to bash Tyler Tx, and not Trey. Learn to read.

You're so fucking sensitive. Is your pussy hurting tonight?

Dude.. you said the OWNER of this program.. so obviously your refering to Trey, living in a place where you lived, shithole or not, you refered to him.. Read your OWN post..

Look at the track record dude.. any post involving pdog your right there like a fucking ball and chain, following around the funk, trying hard at making a post to bash him in some way.. You obviously have animosities.. Get over it man, its been over a year since your falling out.. Shits in the past... Get over it..

Media

Mr Pheer 09-25-2003 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by media


Dude.. you said the OWNER of this program.. so obviously your refering to Trey, living in a place where you lived, shithole or not, you refered to him.. Read your OWN post..

Look at the track record dude.. any post involving pdog your right there like a fucking ball and chain, following around the funk, trying hard at making a post to bash him in some way.. You obviously have animosities.. Get over it man, its been over a year since your falling out.. Shits in the past... Get over it..

Media

Yep, I said the owner (Trey) lived in a town where going to walmart was something to look forward to. Then I said I fucking hated living in Tyler Tx. Did I bash Trey? No, I dont think so. My negativity was directed towards Tyler Tx.

If Trey moved out of that shithole, well man good for him. Thats a dangerous place to be involved in the adult business.

I dont have animosity towards him, I liked hanging out with Trey. I regret that my ex-business partner fucked him like he did. At least I was stand-up enough to let Trey know what was going on. And it cost me my share of a business that was on track to making millions. I never made any profit of what Cal did to Trey, but I sure got the fucking blame for it.

I'm happy that Trey is doing well and hope he has success in the future.

I'm not the one with the animosity here, but I think perhaps you may have some towards me although I've never done anything to you.

media 09-25-2003 11:28 PM

Thats an honest post dude, trey appreciates it.. I dont have any animosities towards you, I only feel like some people just dealt him the shit end of the stick...

You have never done anything to me.. that is true... I dont have a problem with you in any business venture, never had the pleasure of conducting business with you.. I was kinda just telling it like I see things.. Just looks like people cant let go.. What cal did was fucked, people suffered.. People felt like their trust was violated, I was one of them.. I never figured cal to be like that, especially with how much him and I spoke...

We all hung out chatting about the same stuff in the same spot.. Alot of us got used to each others shit.. And when everything broke apart certain people got fucked.. I guess everyone handles it differently..

But its in the past, I let it go about a month after it happened...

I cant move into the future without letting go of my past..

Media

Mr Pheer 09-25-2003 11:34 PM

No hard feelings man, Its all good :)


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