A burglar broke into my offline business (small store)
 

I run a small off-line biz, a small store selling food.
Somebody broke into it last night.
Only took some change (like 100 bucks)
The fucking funny thing is, they somehow left all their documents in there.
Everything: Passport , social security, military ID and some more. Fucking retards. I guess they were doped off their ass.

I know their full name, date of birth, place of birth, phone number, address - everything.

Should I rat them out to police or take some hommies and pay them a visit ? :BangBang: :ak47:

contact them and have them buy it back

like GFY is going to sway you whatever direction you decide to go in..

Rat him out
If you kick his ass it could be you who ends up in jail

Sign up for some credit cards and go shopping.

Scan their ID, show it to us !

I dont wanna turn them to cops. Not interested in it.
I can have some money off them. Easily a couple of Gs.

You ever think he might have left someone else's stolen documents?

LOL, I got their VISA credit card too.

Yes, i called him today and sure as hell it was him.
His mom picked up the phone and almost right away asked me: did he steal anything ?


LOL, he's soo owned.

damn that seems dumb..maybe they were setup?


i mean robbing a place to get 100? andthen leaving your visa there...


i dont know...if you try to let them off..they will probably do it again


who knows...good luck

:1orglaugh Awesome!

This sounds really gay. Could a sane man make such a mess?

haha !! Love it !! Give that fucker a massive porn bill :thumbsup

He was drunk (his mom admitted)
He prolly needed some cash to get a fix.

Did he look like this?
http://football.mocksports.com/hamburglar.gif

LOL, he could have.
The pic in his passport is "normal"

You think you can get a few grand for it? Yeah also a few years for extortion when you try and get money out of him isntead of calling the cops.

local sheriff is my good friend

:1orglaugh

Good for you for not calling the cops. Maybe this guy will get his shit together rather than spending time jail and coming out a "harder" criminal.

street justice son.

Lets take this one step at a time....





Step one: WAKE THE FUCK UP!












This thread has been sleeping for years.

GFY still has people swinging from DarkJedi-the-scammer's balls, sad, so so sad

ah probably they are trying to frame some old gangsta buddy of them

So what was the outcome from this episode 3 years ago? Hahah!

are you sure it's the guys documents? it could be someones else..

What if next time he robs a store he gets caught and kills someone? Would you want that murder on your conscious? Besides you don't rat someone out if they steal from YOU.
:edit Damn old fucking threads getting bumped, so annoying

didnt know dj owned a store. Well good for him, since he cant post on gfy anymore

Whats up with bumping a thread from 2003?

yeah super old thread here

Oh yes, he now runs one of the largest convenient store operations throughout Ukraine. He funnels his tgp earnings into the operation to buy his goods.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

this thread is ancient

yet you still got your post in

I haven't had anyone attempt anything like that in my store, but the local police station is in the back of the same parking lot, so I don't really much concern.

I don't keep much in the register anymore, usually count it back to $50 each night.

Do you have insurance coverage of any sort where you're at? I know I'd be protected in that case.