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DarkJedi 09-24-2003 12:47 PM

Would you rather be a Jedi or a Sith?
 
I'd pick a sith. Jedis are fags. No pussy allowed. You know sith get to fuck anything that moves.

Why would anyone want to be a Jedi instead of a sith?

GrimShawn 09-24-2003 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
I'd pick a sith. Jedis are fags. No pussy allowed. You know sith get to fuck anything that moves.

Why would anyone want to be a Jedi instead of a sith?

http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.org/d...cture-sith.jpg

Agreed!

Jakke PNG 09-24-2003 12:50 PM

Aren't sith the bad guys? I think it's bad for your skin.. did you see the emperor dude's skin on the original starwars'? Vader was in a fucking full-body breathing thingy.

lock 09-24-2003 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
I'd pick a sith. Jedis are fags. No pussy allowed. You know sith get to fuck anything that moves.

Why would anyone want to be a Jedi instead of a sith?

DarkFag can you tell us what a Sith is?

Thrawn$ 09-24-2003 12:51 PM

I m Thrawn :glugglug

Jedi and sith are pussy! I kick your ass without the force.

crazygirls_steve 09-24-2003 12:54 PM

Damn that sucks! What a waste of 'Jedi-Mind' shit if you can't use it on the girlz you're about to fuck!

DarkJedi 09-24-2003 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by Thrawn$
I m Thrawn :glugglug

Jedi and sith are pussy! I kick your ass without the force.


Rrrright, Thrawn got owned by Jedi.



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Originally posted by lock DarkFag can you tell us what a Sith is?[/B]
Your Gods.
Now get on your knees and start worshiping me.

wizz 09-24-2003 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
You know sith get to fuck anything that moves.
:smokin :Graucho

Jeffery 09-24-2003 01:15 PM

I'd rather go out, pick up chicks, and have sex with them.

Rinaldo 09-24-2003 01:19 PM

jedi

DarkJedi 09-24-2003 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Jeffery
I'd rather go out, pick up chicks, and have sex with them.
Really ? Why would you do that ?

chuk 09-24-2003 01:26 PM

Come on, the scene where Anakin feeds Amidala her apple with the force...that's an instant panty dropper. I'd be a jedi.

DarkJedi 09-24-2003 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by chuk
Come on, the scene where Anakin feeds Amidala her apple with the force...that's an instant panty dropper. I'd be a jedi.
whats the point ?
he didnt get laid anyway.

feN 09-24-2003 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by lock


DarkFag can you tell us what a Sith is?

An ancient order of Force-practitioners devoted to the dark side and determined to destroy the Jedi

http://www.starwars.com/databank/org...ith/index.html

omg, my first post and itīs actually useful :eek2

Zebra 09-24-2003 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi


whats the point ?
he didnt get laid anyway.

Then where did Luke and Leia come from?
:Graucho

slapass 09-24-2003 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra


Then where did Luke and Leia come from?
:Graucho

What he said. Jedi's rule.

::Now back to being over 12 years old::

chuk 09-24-2003 02:08 PM

Imagine the bedroom possibilities of a lightsaber...

DarkJedi 09-24-2003 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra


Then where did Luke and Leia come from?
:Graucho

Silly, Anakin had sex with Amidala after he joined the DarkSide.

RA !

Zebra 09-24-2003 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi


Silly, Anakin had sex with Amidala after he joined the DarkSide.

RA !

Ah. Seen Episode III already have ya? :winkwink:

DarkJedi 09-24-2003 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra


Ah. Seen Episode III already have ya? :winkwink:

Not really. Just gossip.

zzgundamnzz 09-24-2003 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra


Ah. Seen Episode III already have ya? :winkwink:

I'd bet that robotic arm of his does wonders in the bedroom :1orglaugh

SCJason 09-24-2003 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra


Then where did Luke and Leia come from?
:Graucho

I is yo baby daddy Luke !!!

chuk 09-24-2003 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by SCJason

I is yo baby daddy Luke !!!

Man, that's just not right. Only in trailor parks do fathers go around impregnating their son's girlfriends...

Greg B 09-24-2003 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi


Silly, Anakin had sex with Amidala after he joined the DarkSide.

RA !

Geddouttahear... Anakin had sex with Amidala BEFORE he joined the dark side. That's why they got married at the end of Episode II.

But watch Palpatine in the next episode. He seduces Anakin to the dark side BEFORE Anakin knows that Amidala is pregnant IF Anakin is really the father. Now... I remember an ollllllld Lucas interview that mentioned that Obi Wan and Amidala had an affair...

DarkJedi 09-24-2003 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Greg B


Geddouttahear... Anakin had sex with Amidala BEFORE he joined the dark side. That's why they got married at the end of Episode II.

But watch Palpatine in the next episode. He seduces Anakin to the dark side BEFORE Anakin knows that Amidala is pregnant IF Anakin is really the father. Now... I remember an ollllllld Lucas interview that mentioned that Obi Wan and Amidala had an affair...


Wrong.
Don't you remember the scene in Ep2 when Anakin tells Amidala that Jedi cant have relationships (read: sex)

And he probably went over to the dark side when he whacked up all the sand people.

Mr Pheer 09-24-2003 04:20 PM

Ok kids... thats enough tv for tonight
now go do your homework


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