George Bush. Owned!
 

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you." You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said............................. OK, Monica, you're free to go!

Ha

That's still a good one :)

Good one :1orglaugh

Hahhaha that's a good one.

Haha LOL nice :1orglaugh

hehe :thumbsup

lol

sed 's/Clinton/Bush/' Clinton.joke > Bush.joke

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Never heard this before... Very nice!

Great joke :1orglaugh

pretty good one =)

Good one. :1orglaugh

I've got a joke.

There was an Australian, A jew and an aborigine at the bar drinking together. They finish up their drinks, walk out the pub and onto the street where all three are hit by a truck and killed.

Fifteen minutes later the Australian is back in the pub drinking another beer. The barman looks at him and says, "Mate weren't you the bloke that just got run over and killed by a truck out front less than half an hour ago?"

The Aussie nods and explains: "We got up to the pearly gates and there was St. Peter who told us if we each gave him fifty bucks he'd send us back to Earth and we could continue on with our lives."

"No shit!" said the barman, "Where are your other two mates then?"

"Well the jew is still haggling over the price and the aborigine thinks the government should pay for it."

I've heard one little different but with the same point I think, but it's good :1orglaugh :thumbsup

that was great :1orglaugh

is it Jr. or Sr.?

LOL...

Nice way to start the day.

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HAH I didn't see that ending coming. Good joke. :thumbsup

good point :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL I have not heard that joke before (the Bush/Clinton) Great!:thumbsup

Junior is definitely a commodity. And who do you suppose owns him?

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Damn... I thought someone had some good news for a minute :1orglaugh

hahahaha :1orglaugh

lol

hahahahaha nice :thumbsup

pretty funny :1orglaugh

I can't believe you idiots are laughing at this like it's new.

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