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Zebra 09-23-2003 12:11 PM

Lightspeed asks: Will you be there?
 
Lightspeedcash Webmaster Appreciation Weekend, featuring you and 19 other ugly webmasters!

LightspeedCash wants to show our top affiliates how much we appreciate them.

Lightspeed will be flying our top 20 webmasters to Phoenix Nov. 7-9 for a relaxing appreciation weekend. If you are in the top 20 then you and 19 other webmasters will be spending the weekend sipping tea, discussing politics, sleeping in, and bird-watching in some of the best avian territories in the USA.

BULLSHIT!

You and 19 other webmasters will be rocking your asses off all weekend! Battling each other in paintball wars, screaming at the top of your lungs while tearing through the sky in stunt planes, running each other off the track in extreme go-karting, going into sensory overload at our GameWorks party, and hanging with the gorgeous Lightspeed Girls!

Will you be one of the few, one of the proud, one of the insane? Will you be there? LightspeedCash is known for showing it's affiliates a great time (in addition to having awesome sites that make you a shitload of cash) and we plan on pulling out all the stops for this all-expenses paid weekend!

Leave the family behind. Leave your worries behind. Bring your balls, a will to party, a pen to sign the insurance waivers, and extra underwear because you are going to need it!


Lightspeedcash Adventure Weekend - Will you survive it?

clubsexy 09-23-2003 12:12 PM

Sounds like a lot of fun!

nosey 09-23-2003 12:13 PM

:thumbsup :thumbsup

stevecore 09-23-2003 12:14 PM

rochard told me about this... whoever goes are lucky fuckers!

BT 09-23-2003 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
rochard told me about this... whoever goes are lucky fuckers!
dejavu

SleazyDream 09-23-2003 12:17 PM

<b><big><big><big>HEALTH WARNING </b></big></big></big>

Working for lightspeed or promoting their programs may result in a severe case of pleasure overload.

JFK 09-23-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
<b><big><big><big>HEALTH WARNING </b></big></big></big>

Working for lightspeed or promoting their programs may result in a severe case of pleasure overload.

he he he..........:thumbsup

pr0 09-23-2003 12:19 PM

doooooooooooooooooood!

Zebra 09-23-2003 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
doooooooooooooooooood!
hehehe.. shhhhhh :thumbsup

bryany 09-23-2003 12:23 PM

Pro you can come ONLY if you bring the party goat fully washed and ready in his nicest Armani suit

corvette 09-23-2003 12:27 PM

im calling it now, 2 of those webmasters wont make it back ;)

Zebra 09-23-2003 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
im calling it now, 2 of those webmasters wont make it back ;)
You get to drink lots of booze at a wake, right? :thumbsup

wizz 09-23-2003 12:29 PM

Great :thumbsup

WiredGuy 09-23-2003 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
im calling it now, 2 of those webmasters wont make it back ;)
Hehehehe.... see Chad's line in his post about the insurance waivers?

Quote:

Bring your balls, a will to party, a pen to sign the insurance waivers, and extra underwear because you are going to need it!
My guess is that insurance waiver also has a clause which states that if such webmaster dies, he forfeits all his sites to Lightspeed Cash :)

Sounds like an amazing promotion and congrats to the top 20 webmasters. After partying a few times with the Lightspeed crew, you 20 guys are gonna have the party of your lives!

WG

extreme 09-23-2003 12:36 PM

heh, how many signups per period do I need to qualify? =)

Dravyk 09-23-2003 12:39 PM

Damn, Zeeb! I was looking forward to the Orange Pekoe sipping and lark watching!!

PerfectionGirls 09-23-2003 12:40 PM

Zebe... we can make that work!

asuna 09-23-2003 12:42 PM

Sounds like a blast!

PeerPatrick 09-23-2003 12:49 PM

Dayam Chad, that sounds like my kind of tingting. You cats sure know how to throw a proper shindig/soiree/debacle....melee before the donnybrook, etc.

pr0 09-23-2003 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bryany
Pro you can come ONLY if you bring the party goat fully washed and ready in his nicest Armani suit
unfortunately i leave for mexico / jamaica on oct 26th....but i will send the invintation to party goat himself, i'm quite sure he'd be down!

Phoenix 09-23-2003 01:14 PM

dang..not too shabby:thumbsup

Kimmykim 09-23-2003 01:19 PM

I am booking my flights OUT of town right now ;)

Nobody Specific 09-23-2003 01:26 PM

I've been looking forward to this since the first time I heard about it. Can't wait!

GotGauge 09-23-2003 01:31 PM

Top 20 affiliates of all time?
Top 20 for the year?
Top 20 for what time frame?

Also, how do we know if we are even close to the top 20?

SteveLightspeed 09-23-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
Top 20 affiliates of all time?
Top 20 for the year?
Top 20 for what time frame?

Also, how do we know if we are even close to the top 20?

Its for our top 20 affiliates, by signups, for the 2003 year. The cutoff date is Sept 30, we'll email you if you are on the list to make your flight reservations.

Steve Lightspeed

GotGauge 09-23-2003 01:45 PM

:thumbsup

FabianC 09-23-2003 03:00 PM

Nice ... I'll see everyone there :thumbsup

WiredGuy 09-23-2003 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FabianC
Nice ... I'll see everyone there :thumbsup
Have fun Fabian, was a pleasure to meet you at TCG's Getaway.
WG

Kimmykim 09-23-2003 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FabianC
Nice ... I'll see everyone there :thumbsup
Ok then, maybe I'll stay in town ;)

Zebra 09-23-2003 03:38 PM

You gonna bitchslap Fabien too?

http://www.zebrawashere.com/fun/bitchslapped.gif

PerfectionGirls 09-23-2003 03:43 PM

Wow! Nice.. thats a quick cut off though.. lol Sweet idea!

gregtx 09-23-2003 03:49 PM

Chad.. Brad still wants a shirt.. I forgot to ask Steve to hook me up in Phoenix :winkwink:

Jason 09-23-2003 03:53 PM

sweeet

SteveLightspeed 09-23-2003 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gregtx
Chad.. Brad still wants a shirt.. I forgot to ask Steve to hook me up in Phoenix :winkwink:


Sorry, fresh out.

Steve Lightspeed

Platinum Dave 09-23-2003 05:44 PM

Steve does it again...

Kimmykim 09-23-2003 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
You gonna bitchslap Fabien too?

http://www.zebrawashere.com/fun/bitchslapped.gif

Nah, he's a sweetie and finds me cigarettes when I am out --

Zebra 09-23-2003 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim


Nah, he's a sweetie and finds me cigarettes when I am out --

Yeah, but can he find you some Neapolitan Lights? :winkwink:

NatNetMatt 09-23-2003 07:01 PM

I know this party is for your affiliates, but you think you'll have room for a humble little web host??


I'll serve the GreyGoose :glugglug


Having partied with the Lightspeed guys many times, I am sure you guys will throw one hell of a party.


Good luck to the finalists!


Matt

Kimmykim 09-23-2003 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra


Yeah, but can he find you some Neapolitan Lights? :winkwink:

About as well as you can I'm sure ;)

FabianC 09-23-2003 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Ok then, maybe I'll stay in town ;)

mmmmmmmm :)


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