Ever Wonder........
 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for
the ?indestructible? black box ?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?


Anyone else with "ever wonder's"



RACEMAN :thumbsup

Nice... :)

Another good one raceman

Takes a bow....... I try

"he he he he he"


RACEMAN :thumbsup

Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
good shit...

very true :Graucho

Why if you make clockwise circles with your right foot and then try to draw a number 6 in the air at the same time, your foot changes direction?

I got those in an email a few months ago...

Interesting one SHOK

:thumbsup

Why is a package leaving by ship, cargo, and a package leaving by car a shipment?

*sigh* why do they call it "taking a shit" when you are actually LEAVING a shit.

Talking about the "Lottery" I have a wonderfull software package for creating your winning lottery numbers, I called it "Mystic Numbers" its pretty cool actually, very funny as the numbers appear they all have sound affects.

Maybe you guys can add it to your websites as an incentive...

I'll create a download URL if yer interested....

It needs a little work to make it work in the USA with all the different rules but my techie says that's not much work...

ICQ me 117151486 if you think it might work

RACEMAN :thumbsup

these are some of the things that make you go hmmmm