It's the little things (Iraq)
 

"Baghdad, Iraq?August 17, 2003?All Baghdad residents, regardless of social or economic status, have access to garbage collection for the first time in city history this week. The Coalition Provisional Authority in conjunction with the City of Baghdad is proud to announce the establishment of the first city-wide garbage collection system.

Under the regime of Saddam Hussein only the most prominent Baghdad residents received garbage collection services. No consistent, universal system existed except in the wealthiest areas of town. Even then, garbage was collected only if residents tipped the city workers who came into their neighborhoods.

This week, more than 1400 trucks have begun running a series of new routes reaching every part of the city. The trucks run two to three times per day to collect the more than 22,000 tons of waste generated every week. It is the first time that residents will have these services regardless of social or economic status"

The press release did not say whether the trucks were provided by Halliburton ;-) - Colin

Very nice, someone is definitely making bank on that. We should all start investing money in Iraq too :glugglug

I have word that we're shipping all of the garbage back to the States on barges. Which we're then selling to Japan. They have a way of making cool stuff out of garbage.

All profits are being split amongst the Presidents staff for helping with the cover-up.

Don't you realize what's going on here? This is all part of a vast conspiracy to rape the Iraqis of their valubles! You've all been brainwashed! Don't you see? There are thousands of people involved in this.

The George (hitler, stalin, big brother, kahn) Bush administration is actually planning to steal all the garbage.....put it under tremendous heat and pressure, then use their time machine to go thousands of years in the future to re-create oil with the garbage. They will be the only ones with oil at that time, and will thus rule the world! The CIA and the NSA have had this technology for years!

Where's Wonton and the rest of them....they need to get the word out!!!

You know who's controlling the garbage business over there?

One guess!

LOL, you think the New York City "boys" were going to miss out on this party.


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