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DrunkenMaster 09-21-2003 07:00 AM

my girlfriend gives bad head
 
anyone got tips for her?

TomsPics 09-21-2003 07:03 AM

Knock her teeth out.

Libertine 09-21-2003 07:03 AM

Let her practice on me. I'll give her some hints :glugglug

rooster 09-21-2003 07:05 AM

i thought she was pretty good

Poo-Chee 09-21-2003 07:05 AM

let her suck on a peach

AWC 09-21-2003 07:05 AM

i thought it was pretty good... ever try penis pills?

Corleone 09-21-2003 07:21 AM

give her a banana to train :Graucho

Scootermuze 09-21-2003 07:31 AM

You can't blame her if you just sit there..

Ya gots to communicate.. Tell her what to do.. Tell her how you like it..

Just not enough communication goin on in the sex department..

nosey 09-21-2003 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze
You can't blame her if you just sit there..

Ya gots to communicate.. Tell her what to do.. Tell her how you like it..

Just not enough communication goin on in the sex department..

:thumbsup

Roma_Abramovich 09-21-2003 07:43 AM

hehehe

brand0n 09-21-2003 07:45 AM

watch a couple blow job dvds, point out to here what they are doing, and why.. tell her puttin her mouth on your dick and bobbing up and down isnt cutting it, get some hand action in there, work that tounge.. shell see wtf is going on and hopefully follow suit

Ice 09-21-2003 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
watch a couple blow job dvds, point out to here what they are doing, and why.. tell her puttin her mouth on your dick and bobbing up and down isnt cutting it, get some hand action in there, work that tounge.. shell see wtf is going on and hopefully follow suit
:thumbsup

pink_in_the_middle 09-21-2003 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze
You can't blame her if you just sit there..

Ya gots to communicate.. Tell her what to do.. Tell her how you like it..

Just not enough communication goin on in the sex department..

I totally agree with you here. DrunkenMaster if your gf isn't good at giving head why are you telling ppl here? Talk with her,tell her what you like,experiment,get a sex help book. I'm sure she wouldn't appreaciate you telling everyone reading this that she's no good at giving head
:2 cents:

The number one problem in relationships is non communication.

Mike-BP 09-21-2003 08:21 AM

http://worldsexamateurs.com/tips/fellatio/fellatio.html

"The Art Of Sucking Dick"

KRL 09-21-2003 08:32 AM

http://www.artzero.org.uk/soph.jpg

Trade her in for a girl with nice big lips.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Voodoo 09-21-2003 08:52 AM

Make her eat your ass until she can learn how to suck cock.
:glugglug

tornell 09-22-2003 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
Make her eat your ass until she can learn how to suck cock.
:glugglug



:thumbsup

Rictor 09-22-2003 01:42 AM

I'll take her for a test drive and get all the kinks out.

High Quality 09-22-2003 01:42 AM

Dump that bitch.

rooster 09-22-2003 01:43 AM

the girl lets you put your dick in her mouth. Quit whining.

spooky181 09-22-2003 01:50 AM

Maybe you don't lick her out very well. She's probably holding out until you figure out how to lick it..:)

Spooky

SomeCreep 09-22-2003 01:53 AM

grab her head and push it down down down, it'll go.

Morgan 09-22-2003 01:56 AM

maybe your too drunken and your marshmellow cock's feelers are numb! Try it sober! :thumbsup

TurboAngel 09-22-2003 01:57 AM

Show her THIS might help!


:thumbsup

adamneve 09-22-2003 01:57 AM

change :glugglug

polish_aristocrat 09-22-2003 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
Show her THIS might help!


:thumbsup

is it written by SexEducation ? :helpme

TurboAngel 09-22-2003 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

is it written by SexEducation ? :helpme



No it wasn't . LOL

Icy 09-22-2003 03:49 AM

Show her this thread, then you won't have to worry about she giving head as she only will give you a good kick in your ass.
Scootermuze and pink_in_the_middle gave you the right answer, if you are afraid to tell her how to do it, you don't deserve to be sucked.
Keep your sexual problems in your relationship unless you want all webmasters around the world to laught at you as we are doing (this is gfy).

plexer 09-22-2003 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
Show her THIS might help!


:thumbsup

Nice...


:thumbsup

LadyMischief 09-22-2003 06:31 AM

Send her to me for a week.. She'll come back a professional hoover. I'm good at training em.


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