my wife scratched the wheels on my benz
 

women cant drive for shit grr

curb scrape? wy wife does that shit.

"If I don't do that, I don't know if I'm too far from the curb"
:321GFY


edit: but mine's not a benz...that would really suck

An eye for an eye, man. Scratch her wheels (legs).

Time to buy some fake spinners. $30@pep boys, can't beat that.

yep thats the one

i need to install feelers or bumpers or something

shed beat me within an inch of my life

my wife is psycho

beat her, she wont do that shit again

(JOKE)

buy her a pinto untill she has more experience :winkwink:

i bought her a 4runner i dont think shes used to being that low to the ground

i let her drive my integra and my crx all the time but i was like dont drive the benz i actually care about that

now im buying her a segway and she can scoot around

Beat ya. My ex rolled my SUV on I95.

:1orglaugh

ouch...

i see why shes your ex.

nows the time for you to get her to do some really kinky/freaky/odd shit in the bedroom that she would have never done in any other circumstance:thumbsup

incredibly manipulative

i like your style

or i could print out the "things girls will never say" thread and have her sign off at the bottom affirming her guilt

i would win all arguments hands down

either way your in for a great saturday evening.

Yeh it was amazing she survived that a couple years ago. Going 60MPH and a car in front of her blew a tire and swerved towards her lane. She panick accelerated and steered the wheel too hard to the right to avoid it and the car nailed her back bumper as she was swerving and sent her into a roll.

The FHP said she flipped 3 times and skidded on the roof after the last flip over a hundred feet. They couldn't believe she lived either.

When I arrived she had already been transported to the hospital with only minor injuries. But I didn't know that yet and I just saw parts of the SUV all over the placel, it sitting upside down crushed and this huge black tarp which they were using to soak up the oil and gas, but I thought it was her under the tarp and thought she had been killed.

What saved her right above her head the roof crushed into a pyramid triangle shape so when it was upside down she was literally suspended but not getting her head crushed or neck broken.

Amazingly she was released from the ER in only 2 hours with just cuts and bruises and a sore back.

Thank god my son wasn't with her at the time. He would have been ejected and killed no doubt.

:(

Time for a beating !

for sure that shit doesnt sound pleasent

u still talk to her at all? or is it bad blood

pics of said benz?

let me charge my camera

its a c36 amg

luckily the chromies arent on - the lightweight alloys are hence i am not so livid

my ex smashed my car at like 50 in a carpark.

theres only 200 of my car in north america

i would be incredibly angered

Any pics of the poor baby?

im charging the camera now

wait im dumb i have some pics from the dealership

one sec

Teach her to turn down the passenger side mirror when she's parking so she can see the kerb. I do this for difficult spots. :)

http://www.ytcracker.com/images/benzfront.jpg
http://www.ytcracker.com/images/benzback.jpg
http://www.ytcracker.com/images/benzleft.jpg
http://www.ytcracker.com/images/benzright.jpg
http://www.ytcracker.com/images/benzmotor.jpg

ytc - you need some 19" amg wheels dude

spinners is the next addition to my family

Dump her, get a new younger better looking one! lol

ytcracker - thats a really sweet looking car.

What year is it ?

any younger id be in the clink
im 21 shes 19

im on the fast track to life program

98

the only made em 95-98
heres some specs

http://www.fantasycars.com/sedans/html/c36amg.html

Based on the now demised C-class generation introduced in 1995, the C36 AMG was the first automobile modified by an outside firm and sold officially as a Mercedes. Like other AMG cars, the C36 was a limited production model, only 200 examples were imported to North America until production halted in 1998.

Base Price, USD 51,925
Engine Type dohc 24-valve I6
Powertrain Layout front engine/rwd
Displacement, cc 3606
Horsepower@rpm 276@5750
Torque, lb-ft@rpm 284@4000
Curb Weight, lb 3550 0-60 mph, sec 5.9
1/4 mile, sec@mph [email protected]
600 ft slalom, mph 66.5
60-0 mph, ft 114
Top Speed, mph 155

damn, thats really nice.

the fruits of being a rapping computer nerd

the geek sheik
nerdy south in your mouth

i concur:glugglug

My last girlfriend was a horrible driver. She was just absent minded, short, bad eyesight, and delicate (ie: weak)... She still didn't like to be told she was a bad driver -- no matter how many times she heard it from different people...

My solution? I pretty much told her anyway she sucked because she didn't have much driving experience. Can't argue with the truth... So that's why you have to listen to driving criticism so you can learn from someone that has already made the mistakes that you have made. When I would drive with her I'd be telling her all the decisions that I was making that most people would never verbalize (to prove my point) -- when you really start to think about your driving decisions it's amazing how much information you can give to an inexperienced driver... especially how to keep the odds in your favor with accidents before they happen and to keep other cars around you aware of your position on the road.

I've driven with plenty of people that just suck at driving -- especially when it comes to avoiding curbs. Certain people (especially women) just don't have good visualization skills and I think that's what you need to be aware of the invisible outer dimensions of your car...

especially when I drive my Lamborghini I can't see shit.

hahahhahhaahhahahh

i want an 86-89 countach pretty bad
ill park it down the street so my wife never finds out

sweet benz, im thinkin bout pickin a new benz up for my girl after the baby

She's the mother of my child. That elevates her to Sainthood. She can do no wrong in my eyes.

Yes we're each other's closet friend, and actually closer now and get along so much better not being married to each other.

Go figure. Its weird how that works. Just can't live under the same roof I guess.

when you really own a mercedes replacing a wheel is financial peanuts for you so stop crying. Otherwise you "own" a mercedes but couldnt really afford it.

are you grumpy?

i hate when people talk shit. it is a waste of perfectly good kilobytes.

yea i hear that. thats the consensus of a lot of my divorced friends - love more like a sibling than a spouse.

glad that shes ok in that situation with the car then - someone must be watching out for her.

http://porndollar.com/images/benzo.jpg

before I lowered it.. but yes.. the wife can't drive. :)

hot shit for sure
nice car

My wife smashed our ML two weeks after we got it!....

I got some good SEX for a long time after that!

:thumbsup

She hasn't done anything to the ML yet.. but.. only time will tell :)

They need a new gun law...

:ak47:

Doesn't sound like a bad deal as long as you got insurance :)

that's one hot whip