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MattO 09-20-2003 10:58 AM

Deuteronomy 23:1
 
"He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the LORD." "No bastard shall enter the assembly of the LORD; even to the tenth generation none of his descendants shall enter the assembly of the LORD."

Matt 26z 09-20-2003 11:23 AM

This was before the events of John 3:16

Libertine 09-20-2003 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by Matt 26z
This was before the events of John 3:16
Yeah. After those, God suddenly changed his mind, stopped being a psychotic fascist fucktard, and became a psychotic hippie.

KaLi 09-20-2003 11:28 AM

Looks like grogan cant go to church

Matt 26z 09-20-2003 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Yeah. After those, God suddenly changed his mind, stopped being a psychotic fascist fucktard, and became a psychotic hippie.
Debate if you want, but you won't get anywhere with anyone with this drivel.

blazi 09-20-2003 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by MattO
"He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the LORD." "No bastard shall enter the assembly of the LORD; even to the tenth generation none of his descendants shall enter the assembly of the LORD."
is this in the bible?

Libertine 09-20-2003 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Matt 26z


Debate if you want, but you won't get anywhere with anyone with this drivel.

Read the old testament. Can you honestly say that the God mentioned in there is not a psychotic fascist fucktard?

Greg B 09-20-2003 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
"He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the LORD." "No bastard shall enter the assembly of the LORD; even to the tenth generation none of his descendants shall enter the assembly of the LORD."
Well I guess it's gonna be kinda lonely up there!

Lane 09-20-2003 12:14 PM

how can you trust a holy book that has been re-written by humans?

Greg B 09-20-2003 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld


Read the old testament. Can you honestly say that the God mentioned in there is not a psychotic fascist fucktard?


Nawwww, see, the Old Testament was written when God was just a kid. See, his Uncle Lenny from Paramus, N.J. gave him a "How To Create A Universe" kit for his birthday and God was so excited he just tore open the package and used the box art to make us. So down the line, when things went fucktard he would lose his temper.

That's why things are so fucked up.

Matt 26z 09-20-2003 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Lane
how can you trust a holy book that has been re-written by humans?
It is a possibility that detail items could have been slightly changed over the years, but the base idea would still be there each time even if that is the case.

There would be no confusion over the major events either. Those would be the most accurate.

FATPad 09-20-2003 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by Matt 26z


It is a possibility that detail items could have been slightly changed over the years, but the base idea would still be there each time even if that is the case.

There would be no confusion over the major events either. Those would be the most accurate.

Right. No confusion.

Two people can't watch the same news story at the same time and tell the same story about what they saw 5 minutes later, but they can rewrite and retranslate a book about events thousands of years ago and get it right with no confusion.


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