In the spirit of some of the threads lately...
 

I'm gonna answer questions.. but mine are gonna be different. I will answer questions in a different way.. sort of like a dear abby kind of thing. Want advice on love? Relationships? Sex? Ask it here. If it's too personal to talk abou there, email me or icq me and I'll give you my advice. I won't claim to always be right, but hey, if I can help a few more tortured souls, I'm doing something good for my karma lol. Anyways, shoot!

How to attract women?

That all depends.. what kind of women do you want to attract? You have to ask yourself what you want out of them once you have them? Sex? easy, flash some money, get them drunk, there's all kind of whores in the world. If you want something more though, the BEST way to attract a GOOD woman is to be honest, and be yourself. How do you do that? Be comfortable with who you are!

There is no way you can contribute to a relationship if you aren't even comfortable with yourself. When you get to know and like who you are, it breeds a confidence that is NATURALLY attractive to women. Try it for a while and see what happens.. But like I say, you first have to know what you WANT from a woman before you go about dropping the hook.

Man, even I can answer that one! Don't listen to this any 'be yourself' bullshit and just start saving for a Ferrari. Even if you are 80 by the time you can afford one, you will still get the ladies.

What makes a woman tick?

hmm, can't think of anything to ask.

Depends on the woman :P That is one you have to figure out yourself. Let me know when you figure it out. I can't figure most of the bitches out myself, and I AM one :P

So, if I'm honest and let women know that at heart, I'm a pimply geek programmer, they will come to me? Sweet! :glugglug

If a train leaves Cleveland heading west at 60 mph and 2 hours later a train leaves Cleveland heading east at 75 mph how long until they are 575 miles apart?

How to attract a woman who ends her studies and who wants to work in politics, diplomacy etc... :Graucho
How to convince her, that she should give up her future good promissing career to be with a smut peddler ????? :helpme

If you're confident in yourself, they will come. I've seen some of the ugliest, most moronic looking dolts with women dripping off of them, because they exude confidence and confidence is sexy to women :)

Dude, that shit is SO not going to get you laid :P

How do you let woman know that you are 11inches before going to bed and see them find all the excuses in the world to not be "destroyed" :(

Why are women so shallow these days?

I haven't met a single girl in 5 years that wasnt after some sort of material gain from each and every conquest. :BangBang:

Ok, first off, why should she give up her career? There's nothing says that she can't have her own career too. I don't blame her if she DOESN'T want to give it up. A relationship should be based on mutual respect, and expecting a woman to drop her job and be the dutiful little housewife is NOT a sign of respect. Maybe she loves her work? If you can't accept her AND her career choices, you aren't going after the right woman. You need one of the servile little women who'll stay home, have babies, and live from your money. There's lots around!

If she's into those kinds of careers though, she's a smart lady (or one would hope). Appreciate her for what she is, don't try to change her (remember, after all, she's accepting you for YOU too, and comprimise is part of good relationships). She'll stick around a LOT longer if she feels like she doesn't have to be lesser. Trust me on this one. Just watch out though, I hear those politicians can be a shady bunch :P

I'm not trying to get laid. I'm trying to get away from some chick and 575 miles is a good distance to be apart.

Is it really that important? If a woman has issues with large size I'm certain that you can do things to accomodate her. If you discuss it in an adult fashion and it's STILL a big issue, the problem isn't with you, it's with her. Move on :) There's lots of chicks who would love a huge schlong :P

final prove that there is some market demand for pills that make your penis smaller

Ehm... I think the problem is that by dating him, she risks her chances of a career in politics.

I can hardly wait! :winkwink:

I was offered penis reduction surgery, but I'm affraid they'll cut too much...

The same could be said of men? How many men have you seen who just want sex? How is that less shallow? I think part of the problem though, is you're looking in the wrong place for women, or you're looking for the WRONG kind of woman. Most women DO want a sense of financial security in a long-term relationship. Some women are just users. Learn to tell the difference early on, and don't waste your time with the money-grubbing whores.. They're litereally a dime a dozen. It comes back to what I've discussed before.. What KIND of a relationship are you looking for? If you're looking for a long-term relationship, picking up some drunk chick in a bar VERY likely isn't going to be the way to find your life-mate. Ask yourself what you want from a relationship, then think about where you COULD meet the kind of girls you might want that relationship with. You should have MUCH better results.

Does she put out? If so find some chump and pawn her off on him :P

I had a friend who had a big dick, and his girlfriend couldn't take it all.. she would be screaming in pain. He used to taunt my hubby and all the other guys about how huge and wonderful his schlong was, but after this, they got to tease him about being TOO big to get any.. :P

The only problem is that politics / diplomacy / administration etc. don;t go in pair with online porn...
My woman could have a normal job, sure, but rather not that kind of...

Why should what you do interfere with her career? You're an "Internet Entrepreneur". Would it be neccessary to discuss further what you do? I honestly doubt anyone would find out, let alone care. As long as she's not posing naked where someone can find HER, what really are the risks? Talk to her honestly about it. If it's STILL going to be a problem, figure it out with her. If you guys really love each other and really want to be together, you will find a solution that will work for you both.

I think that half the reason relationships today don't work is because people think as long as they love each other, everything will be perfect. That's a nice thought, but it's very far from the truth. Loving relationships require WORK AND EFFORT, and if you aren't willing to put that in (and it IS a two-way street), stop bothering. Love is NOT easy, it's not a cure-all. It's an emotion, and like any other emotion it can change, grow, shrink, or disappear altogether. Only by working to nuture it can it truly succeed.

does size really matter?:Graucho

In some cases it can.. I don't know I've found guys with average penis sizes work a little harder to make sure their woman enjoys herself. The guys with bigger dicks seem to ride a little more on the laurels of their immense size. Guess what, that doesn't always feel good. I know myself I can't handle big, and some other woman can't either. Some women LOVE huge cock. My answer to this would be "Depends on what woman you ask". The only time it REALLY matters is when it is a problem for the GUY (because that can lead to other obvious problems), and in that case, I suggest he become friends with his penis. Penises are nifty things, no matter what the size.

what are you gonna do if you run into grogan in las vegas?:1orglaugh

I'll be 7 months pregnant then, so probably just point and laugh. Not much else I can do, he's sure as fuck not worth risking a baby for. I've already come close enough to losing this one. No repeat incidents for me, thanks.

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wanna cuddle?:thumbsup

Actually, if you want to compare the two, sex would be less shallow as it is... Breeding. Breeding was a natural instinct the last time I checked.

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Why is it that women like to go to the bathroom together?

so we can talk about you

Im not sure, but :

3.37 hrs from Eastbound train's departure

no it's not. they have a way of finding you. kind of like the stories you hear about dogs finding their way home. shoot for farther. like another continent. or planet even ...

Oh, My, god! That is the cutest thing that I have ever seen posted on GFY! Its now my desktop :-)

For questions, why am I seeking out women for emotional relationships, and using guys just for sex? Well, not just for sex, more of "I wanna fuck and cuddle, and see you next week"?