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pauliewalnutz

09-20-2003 06:31 AM

things you will never hear a man say to a woman

STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE!:1orglaugh

JamesK

09-20-2003 06:34 AM

:1orglaugh

Libertine

09-20-2003 06:35 AM

No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.

pauliewalnutz

09-20-2003 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.

:1orglaugh

Zorgman

09-20-2003 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
No, honey, I have a headache. Let's just cuddle tonight.

Depends what she looked like. A SNAG might say that. :1orglaugh

LadyMischief

09-20-2003 06:39 AM

Go ahead honey, take the credit card and spend as MUCH as you like!

pauliewalnutz

09-20-2003 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Go ahead honey, take the credit card and spend as MUCH as you like!

:1orglaugh

Libertine

09-20-2003 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Go ahead honey, take the credit card and spend as MUCH as you like!

Ehm... :helpme

Katlicious72

09-20-2003 06:49 AM

No I do not want your best friend to come over for a threesome

SENSEX

09-20-2003 06:49 AM

"I agree, your ass is fat"

Katlicious72

09-20-2003 06:51 AM

Yes your mother can live with us indefinitely!

Katlicious72

09-20-2003 06:52 AM

That woman I cheated on you with means a lot to me and I'm leaving you for her.

Zorgman

09-20-2003 06:55 AM

I'll cook dinner tonight.

I prefer the red dress, this one makes you look fat.

dougeetx

09-20-2003 07:00 AM

Yes Honey. I love rubbing your feet.

LadyMischief

09-20-2003 07:02 AM

Sure sweetheart, I'd be GLAD to take out the garbage, clean the garage and mow the lawn, all for a blowjob!

Libertine

09-20-2003 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Sure sweetheart, I'd be GLAD to take out the garbage, clean the garage and mow the lawn, all for a blowjob!

You're kidding me right? Every man would say that :glugglug

Zorgman

09-20-2003 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

You're kidding me right? Every man would say that :glugglug

I don't know man. I hate mowing the lawn. :1orglaugh

LadyMischief

09-20-2003 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

You're kidding me right? Every man would say that :glugglug

And not get hit? :P

Ice	09-20-2003 07:19 AM

We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

evildick

09-20-2003 07:20 AM

"No, I'm not gonna stick it in your ass! That's gross!"

quiet

09-20-2003 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
"No, I'm not gonna stick it in your ass! That's gross!"

:1orglaugh

JDog	09-20-2003 07:23 AM

What about that earlier thead from yesterday! The guy basically called the cops because he didn't want sex! Oral sex or just sex, he didn't want it! And know he's in jail for 2 yrs! Man jailed for starting fire to avoid sex

Now that's funny shit, if you haven't seen it already :) :thumbsup

Plus I did that to my ex, I got tired of her asking for sex everyday, after I just worked 15 hrs and plus drove 2 - 3 hrs home! You just don't wanna do anything but sleep!

jDoG

AWC	09-20-2003 07:24 AM

welcome home baby... sit down and watch a soap while i get dinner ready.

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