My Girlfriend....
 

MY GIRLFRIEND....
my girlfrien always say things like :

your are always at your computer , spend some times with me !!...

and one day (i was in front of my computer) she enter my room completely naked but with some keys of keyboard on her tits , a RCA plug in her ass and a mouse in front of her pussy !!!!

i gues i laugh for a week.....

and then i make love to her :-)

clever way to get laid

id clean that rca cable before you use it

that's really disturbing

:1orglaugh

Nice girl :)

LOL... :glugglug

:eyecrazy so you first laughed for a week and then you made love to her?
After a week?????

LOL , thats a good one !!!

she knows how to get your attention!

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Damn you speak Engrish fluently! :thumbsup

nice! :winkwink:

...sorry....

I do my best :glugglug

well how about adding an "S" at the end of CONVERT in your sig?

I've seen this exact post before.

So I'm assuming your gf borrowed the idea from someone else :winkwink:

i like her all ready

...a RCA plug in her ass?

now that's different!

hahahaha, too funny! like, hello, maybe look up the word 'Plural' in the dictionary, if you know what a dictionary is LOL

thankS buddy ! :)

Then you woke up?

ah, much better... and you're welcome

please dont send me anymore pictures of your girlfriend
this one was more than enough
http://hardcore-highway.porncity.net...iggirls130.jpg

ok dude , i'll stop

ROTFLMFAO... she's almost too wide for the tub :1orglaugh

lol .. girl friends hate computers !! but love the money they generate .. your chick is cleaver as hell though lol.. id been pissed that she took my keyboard apart!!

Who said it was his keyboard? Also, 'id' should be spelt 'I'd' just to let you know! English class can be a good thing...

dont worry , that was a broken one

That is so adorable. :thumbsup

thats her ...

http://nex788.playcities.com/Expo1.jpg

Do your parents know you post on an adult message board?

she looks 10 :helpme

WTF, how old is she? 14?

i dont have any parents.....:(

:( I'm with you dude, I lost my mom when I was about the age of your girlfriend.

she's 20 ...... i know she look kind of young..... but thats my type of girl! :winkwink:

thanks buddy :)

someone was desperate for sex, dressing up as a pc :1orglaugh

is that a penis? :eek7

http://www.atpreview.com/penis.jpg

nope... a giant clit :Kissmy

you know why she did it? for obvious reason i guess.

...she love me....:)

i love raverish bitches word

i married one

the best no less

i agree !!!:pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That was fucking weird

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

what was so wired?
I find 10 year olds who dress like computers to get laid funny...dont you?

no , you talkin' shit

nice :thumbsup