I got flashed and it was NOT pretty.
 

Sorry to disappoint those expecting torrid stories but I've had an odd day.....

I get off work and go to the corner store....... A guy looks lost and asks for directions....... I approach his car and he's jacking off. (Thought I was going to vomit)....the guy had to be older than my GrandFather and Lord only knows how many kids he's done this to.

:ugone2far

I get home and have about 20 "penis growth" ads in my email (which is not normal and I obviously have no use for).

I'm in the "Penis Twilight Zone" today.:eek7

sorry about that but i honestly was lost.

I love you

this is the only odd part of the day I see.... everything else sounds like a normal day.

remember when we use to hang in front of the corner store drinking 40oz and selling slippers

ahhh the good old days.

Those were the days, we should do that again sometime

That's a little fucked up man. Where do you live?

Los Angeles

I live right outside of Boca, but the office is South between Miami and Lauderdale.........that is where the incident occured. Funny thing is that I'm immune to porn, I'm even immune to *******, but when I saw this 80 year old man doing that I damn near re-introduced my dinner to myself.

Eh.......both are way better looking that that. :Graucho

I'm not a fan of tats but Amp has this black and white pic that could make most women melt...........and Grim---you are just a doll, fun, cute and .......................you need to call me. :thumbsup

i wanna be in the penis twilight zone

Tell the truth hon, it was Scooter in disguise wasn't it?

said but true...you find Grogan's in every state.

lol

Sometimes it seems as if we are in a penis dominated world....:evil-laug

:throwup

Not sure what cause the vomit smiley is for.........but if it was for what I had to look at...........you nailed it! :thumbsup

The cock is calling your name....you cannot escape.

That's happened to me 3 times in my life. Once as a kid (about 12-13) once around 21 and once near 30. Every time it was some old greasy guy with a tiny prick.

How come a hot guy never flashes me? :(

I want to be in the hot guy penis twilight zone. :1orglaugh

SQ

SleazyDream in drag?