anyone know how to hit on religious chicks?
 

Gotta take a religion class before they will give me my ba or masters. First one is tonight.


The hell do these girls wanna hear? I know some of em wanna get stuffed, what's a good ice breaker? "Jeesus is just alright with me" ?

I rarely brush on girls religion, or quickly change the subject or walk away. Should be an interesting couple hours. Any ideas?

suicide

Wear rosery beads?

Print out this thread and show it to them.

:1orglaugh

Tell them you don't go to church, but you have a one-on-one personal relationship with God. It's worked for me. And MAN, are those Christian chicks wild in the sack! Good luck.

Personal relationship with god. Could be good! :thumbsup

Thanks.

In college, I cut my long hair, dressed up and started attending youth Christian meetings associated with a big local church. I never got so much virgin, innocent pussy in my life. The religious ones go crazy once they get a taste of the schlong. After a handful of conquests, you get a bad rep and have to switch churches. It's a little evil, but you gotta play the role.

A wolf in sheep's clothing ...

:Graucho :Graucho


I was kinda thinking I'd be giving a few of em their first taste of dick, or at least their first GOOD sex. Don't want to have to work for it too much though. We'll see what happens.

Sounds good :thumbsup

i now have something to do on sundays

Just be straight forward with them. I ran into one last weekend. She lives with her boyfriend. She told me they rarely see each other because of conflicting work schedules. She wasn't really interested in breaking up their happy holy home until I put my cards on the table. I told her that she needs to change her setup. She needs a guy like me who has a free schedule and is available for after work play. I told her basically she could just look at me as in house cock ready for action whenever she needed it. She completely changed her outlook and started to hound me! Praise the lord!

hallelujah! :thumbsup

"Do ya like apples? Wanna fuck?" -- works with a no or a yes.

:winkwink:

Beer, pot and roofies seem to be working for you. Go with what you know!:thumbsup

ask Son of Rage

hit em with a club, drag em back to the cave.

too much time on your hands boys....

why do u have to take a religion class to get your ba???

ever heard of the preacher's daughters?

there always the craziest

You're my hero dude. I used to have to go to youth group in middle school and some of high school. Never thought those chicks would put out.

You beat me to it.

Guess I am getting old. :1orglaugh

Tell em you just got out of prison and want to change your life.

why would you assume they are Christian just because they are taking the same religion class as you?

Some are probably religion majors. Start's pretty soon so I'll let you all know if I scoop a cross-wearin' shorty.

Don't even bother. Unless you are what they call "baptised by the holy spirit" or "speak in tongues" it is utterly useless.

Tell them you personally know the son of God and if she sleeps with you you can get her into heaven.

I like it I like this approach might work thanks I will give it a try. :thumbsup

Tell them the most important man in your life is god. :1orglaugh

great posts


see this thread for the update:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=174873

Many don't put out until they reach the college level. Then you gotta play the "I want a Christian girlfriend/I love you/marriage is down the corner" angle. It's pretty evil and will give you a guilt trip, but is the price that must be paid.

Jesus is the sole solution for soul pollition.