LadyMischief has a crush on me.
 

She writes more about me in every thread than I could ever take the time to read. Just do a search. She's my number one fan. Give me your address and I'll send you an autographed photo (I'll sign right on my forehead). :Graucho

But if I send you an autographed pic, you gotta send me one of you. You could write the constitution on one of your lovehandles, but a sig will do just fine. :winkwink:

I'm jumpin in the shower. Hopefully Lady realizes all the time she wastes posting in threads I don't even really read and stops talking about me when people are talking about pretty much anything else.

Most likely she just hasn't seen this and is in the freezer getting another Baskin Robbins ice cream cake out for part 2 of lunch.

course 1
http://www.baskinrobbinsicecream.com/clowncake.gif

course 2
http://www.venturablvd.com/togos-br/...-rose-cake.gif

shut the fuck up newbie

grog no pics from last night?

I didn't have sex last night so I can't post a pic of a girl I had sex with (I posted a thread though). Got plenty of phone #'s and had a good time though. I'll be bathing for the next 20-30 minutes.

fuck shutup already guy.. no one cares bout your shit and stop trying to get attention it really sucks cause its not working.. go take some pictures of ur sisters friends on your parents couch or something

:thumbsup :glugglug

Bwahhahahaha!

Burn! :glugglug

woo

Woakf