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NoCarrier 09-12-2003 08:34 PM

If Heaven or Hell does exist..
 
Does this mean that the millions of alien civilizations out there in the universe (because we have to be pretty selfish thinking we are alone with trillions of galaxies) will be with us when we die? I don't want to spend eternity with gooey alien souls.

AssFairy 09-12-2003 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Does this mean that the millions of alien civilizations out there in the universe (because we have to be pretty selfish thinking we are alone with trillions of galaxies) will be with us when we die? I don't want to spend eternity with gooey alien souls.
Cast your mind back, the coming death is your second death, you were dead for an eternity before you were born. :thumbsup

theking 09-12-2003 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Does this mean that the millions of alien civilizations out there in the universe (because we have to be pretty selfish thinking we are alone with trillions of galaxies) will be with us when we die? I don't want to spend eternity with gooey alien souls.
I gaurantee you that you will have the opportunity to have that question definitively answered.

SleazyDream 09-12-2003 08:39 PM

my dog's breath smells like pork chops

JDog 09-12-2003 08:40 PM

Well if there is a heaven and hell like the bible says, the bible only talks about this universe. So maybe there is a different god and heaven and hell for each universe! But then again, I don't believe in that religion bs. So there isn't anything besides other universes!

jDoG

Cassie 09-12-2003 08:41 PM

doesnt one have to believe in a god or in a devil to come to the conclusion of whether there is a heaven or hell?

liquidmoe 09-12-2003 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by JDog
Well if there is a heaven and hell like the bible says, the bible only talks about this universe. So maybe there is a different god and heaven and hell for each universe! But then again, I don't believe in that religion bs. So there isn't anything besides other universes!

jDoG

He was talking about galaxies, not universes.

liquidmoe 09-12-2003 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by Cassie
doesnt one have to believe in a god or in a devil to come to the conclusion of whether there is a heaven or hell?
The existence of heaven or hell is independent of your belief in it. It's either there or isnt, and depending on the religion you believe in, ignorance of faith usually gets you in hell. So if there is one, all of the aliens who dont believe in the right god will be in hell. :)

NoCarrier 09-12-2003 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
my dog's breath smells like pork chops

5 mins later..

Sleazydream's breath smells like his dog

:winkwink:

AssFairy 09-12-2003 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by JDog
But then again, I don't believe in that
Only when you are truly enlightened will you understand that belief and disbelief are exactly the same thing.

:Graucho

NoCarrier 09-12-2003 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by JDog
Well if there is a heaven and hell like the bible says, the bible only talks about this universe. So maybe there is a different god and heaven and hell for each universe! But then again, I don't believe in that religion bs. So there isn't anything besides other universes!

jDoG

Well, that's fucked up don't u think? If other intelligent lifeform out there have faith and that faith is universal, maybe they think their God is a giant Cube with eyes.

HEARTBREAKER 09-12-2003 11:08 PM

i don't know either..
i don't know if we go to Heaven, who will be with us...
are we going to be with our loved ones?

liquidmoe 09-13-2003 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by MSB
i don't know either..
i don't know if we go to Heaven, who will be with us...
are we going to be with our loved ones?

I think this thread firmly established that you will be with aliens that dont shower and reak of vomit.

Chunky vomit.

:thumbsup

Alexeos 09-13-2003 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Does this mean that the millions of alien civilizations out there in the universe (because we have to be pretty selfish thinking we are alone with trillions of galaxies) will be with us when we die? I don't want to spend eternity with gooey alien souls.
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NoCarrier 09-13-2003 04:46 AM

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Originally posted by Alexeos
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Alexeos 09-13-2003 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
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reynold 09-13-2003 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by theking


I gaurantee you that you will have the opportunity to have that question definitively answered.

I guarantee you won't. There is nothing after death

Alexeos 09-13-2003 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by reynold


I guarantee you won't. There is nothing after death

we'll see :winkwink:

jonasty 09-13-2003 05:26 AM

all i know is if i'm lucky i'm going straight to hell... i'm a good guy and deserve to go to heaven, but if i have to share it with those freakish bible thumping moronic demons then i will tell peter that i'm the greatest sinner that has ever lived. :feels-hot

KRL 09-13-2003 06:40 AM

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Originally posted by reynold


I guarantee you won't. There is nothing after death

Oh really? Have you been there and have first hand knowledge of this fact?

:1orglaugh

KRL 09-13-2003 06:43 AM

Your soul is already connected and networked in another dimension of energy. This reality you're in now is just one of many physical incarnations to come.

rooster 09-13-2003 06:47 AM

I'd be surprised if there was life after death. It would be cool if there was though.

Do whales and other mammals go to heaven too? We are no different than them. Eat, shit, fuck, die.

rossiya2 09-13-2003 10:17 AM

The EPR paradox is actually solved with the introduction of a new particle, which binds existence of feasible probability densities. Perhaps nature is not above letting humankind traverse it's own reality? Since most Earthlike planets appear dead it might be safer to hole up for a few million years with some religion until wisdom finally overtakes it.

TheFLY 09-13-2003 10:29 AM

Hello... hello... hello
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone at home
Come on... come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease the pain
And get you on your feet again
Relax... relax... relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Now can you show me where it hurts

There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb

I have become comfortably numb

Okay... okay... okay
Just a little pinprick
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick
Now can you stand up... stand up... stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go

There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone
And I have become
Comfortably numb

TheJimmy 09-13-2003 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by reynold


I guarantee you won't. There is nothing after death

come on man, even if you took HS chemistry you know that 'all energy must be conserved' when working out chemical equations...

energy just not merely disappear...


our bodies hold energy, so when it shuts down it must go somewhere and be accounted for...


and even at the BASEst level it will become 'potential energy' (ie fertilizer or food for insects/animals) so there is some sort of 'life after death' even if it's not in the nice picture of chillen with JC in white robes, etc...


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