Defined
 

dirty sanchez
"dirty sanchez"

Definition - an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.

I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.

:thumbsup

Now, Is that a way to get a woman out of the sack with you, or is it a way to prove she might actually love you ?

fish hook
"fish houk"

Definition - During sexual intercourse, the act of placing a finger on each side of your parters mouth and pulling.

I was nailing Tina doggy last night and she really got off when I fish hooked her!

Rusty Trombone me Bitch

white trash
"wit (long i) tra-shhh"

Definition -
n. : Someone with one of the follow charcteristics:
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to cock fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy

"Hey bitch, stop peeing on my lawn you piece of white trash!!"

Rusty Trombone
"Rust-He traum bone"

Definition - A simultaneous rim-job/ hand-job.

got a great rusty trombone yesterday

Turd Burglar
"terd berg-a-ler"

Definition -

n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door

I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!

Hahaha , keep going Voodoo LOL

fallen angel
"fall in angel"

Definition -

Lie on the ground holding your boner straight up perpendicular to your body. Have your girl stand up and put her arms out to her side (like a plane). Then, tell her to lean forward and fall face first into your crotch thus catching your rod in her mouth. Only perform this fun little game if your partner does not have a gag reflex

Thanks for these very interesting & useful descriptions

haha sweet

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hot-dogging
"hawt dawging"

Definition -

Get a large sized girl on her knees ready for the usual doggie. Instead of sticking it in any hole, you put it vertically between the top of her butt-cheeks (resembling a hotdog) and fuck away. Making her suck the condiments (i.e. your jizz, her shitstains and pussy juice) off you dick afterwards is a must.

Ouch that could really fucking hurt !

or you've got a fetish for gaggin' girls

Last night I gave this girl a Cleveland Steamer.

angry dragon
"ang-ree-drag-on"

Definition -

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

Strawberry Shortcake


Dragon Slayer

:glugglug :1orglaugh :glugglug

bronco

"br-aunko"

Definition -

You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off.

cleveland steamer

"kleev-land stee-mur"

Definition -

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.

donkey punch
"dong-key punch"

Definition -

Donkey Punch is a very disturbing sexual manuever that we here neither condone or have ever attempted. This is where, during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this manuever is not at all pleasurable for the female partner But hey who fucking cares right guys?

i was doin this slut lastnight and donkey punched the hell out of her

haha

Flying Camel
"Fleye-eeng Kamul"

Definition -

During sex, as she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

I went all out and performed the flying camel for her.

That's better

sandbag
"SAn -D-Bae-g"

Definition -

Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well-known cliché of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.

Man I sandbagged this girl about a year ago, and now she has a kid and a seeing eye dog! hahaha

stranger
"Strayn-ger"

Definition -

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

I gave myself the stranger many times in college.

hahaaaaaaaaa more please :1orglaugh

Glass bottom Boat?

Dutch oven
"DUTCH uh-ven"

Definition -

Colloquially, a "game" in which one person traps another under a doona after a pungent rectal emission in order to "share" the odour.

Whilst in bed...
Person 1 *farts* and pulls blanket over unsuspecting Person 2 and yells "Dutch oven!"

access denied error
"ak-sess dee-nyd air-or"

Definition -

When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).

ambassador
"Am-Bass-a-door"

Definition -

While screwin some foreign bag with no useful English knowledge (works well with most East Europeans), lean over and whisper in her ear in the most seductive and romantic way possible: "You've got the stinkiest hahahaha ever!" and see if she notices. This one comes from personal experience, and worked very well actually. The bitch actually started getting more into it...

Are you getting these from the back of a Supersuckers album or what?

teabag

teabag
"tee-baa-gu"

Definition -

A time honored and greatly revered activity used to inflict great humiliation upon the recipient. The victim must be crouching and the teabagger will stand. If the teabagger manages to press his scrotum against the victim's forehead, he wins. If the victim gets the dick in their mouth, then he/she wins; and honor is satisfied.

If you don't get your hands off my kool-aid, i'll teabag your fuckin ass.

Funny stuff!


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I thought it was in the doggy position, you stick your finger in her butt and wipe it across her upper lip. Either way...it's dirty.

:1orglaugh