fucking Oceanic can suck my cock!
 

fucking pipe to the Net has been down since 1:30am last night.... goddamned bastard fucks!

and of course, after 6 hours of trying to get through on their fucking phone lines to find out what's up, I get some whore asking me STUPID fucking shit like, "did you check to make sure one of the wires didn't fall out or come loose?" "Did you try rebooting your computer?"

YOU IGNORANT SLUT!!!! NO!!! GODDAMMIT! A fucking wire did not fall it's ass outta my fucking computer bitch!


So I get handed off like a fucking track baton to the 'Help Desk'.... which naturally, means I sit on hold until my fucking phone goes dead. Which it did.



must.... kill..... someone.... soon

Glad to see you got the wire that was loose tightened up. Good to have you back.

tell them u want free shit.. when TWC went out on me, i bitched untill i got 3 months worth of free roadrunner

Don't you just love talking to these so called techs that give you canned responses that they read in there manual. Fuck so dumb:BangBang:

lol thats sucks...
You would think that living in Paradise would make you calmer lol...u gotta learn to relax a lil..It aint worth stressing so much, especially when your dealing with morons on the phone...

:2 cents:

I suppose the sad thing is that 98% of the people calling that line would look in the back of their computer and say 'Uh, duuuhhh. Yeah, looks like the wire got pulled out. How do I put it back in??'

The ignorance of the common home computer user astounds me sometimes.

They need special help lines for those of us who aren't that retarded.

they actually admitted that they were down until around noon today... which means about roughly 11 hours. But two hours after that, MY shit was still not up. And of course, it's MY fault for being an ignorant customer. A fucking wire must've fallen out of my fucking computer..... jesus christ.

Well, after the fucking phone died, dashing all my hopes of speaking to yet another imbecile at the 'Help Desk'... I spit on the palms and dug in even deeper.... whatever the fuck they did when they went down last night, fucking fried one of my routers.

Word to the wise: Never EVER call an ISP and mention you have their connection channeled through a router.... the idiot factor increases 1000 fold the instant you do. It's like, they never heard of such a thing before. Router? Well.... I don't know anything about this "router" you speak of.....

of course you don't lady.... it's only 2003. You're still stuck in the FUCKING 1400's!!! WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING SPEAR & TURKEY LEG BITCH!


where the fuck do they find the people that answer those phones??? Drooling on themselves behind a Walmart dumpster?



aaaaarrrrrggghhhh......

I'm pissed off, angry, frustrated, homicidal, and unable to do anything about it, all at the same time. I get stuck unable to do my job because they're too fucking incompetent to do theirs. Where the fuck did the redundancy go? Where the fuck were the techs to fix the shit last night in the first damn place? And where the fuck is anyone with a half a fucking brain to answer their phones??!





okay... I'm done now. :disgust

Classic!


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ISP techs are usually the lowest man on the ISP totem pole and also, 99% of the time working on THEIR boxes and not giving a rats ass about your gear.

atleast the tech supported isn't routed back to india, then you'd have a lot more headaches trying to explain yourself

yeah, they cooked my fucking router all right.... I don't know how, but they did.

but that's okay.... I'm calm. Fuck those bastards... I switched everything over to my main router, shitcanned the dead one, and yanked their fucking atenuation filters off my fucking shit.

Pumping through faster than ever before. Let 'em check the fucking return signal on this bitch now.... lol


never fuck with an ex AT&T tech. :Graucho

can you come to my house and fix my dsl? :P