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  • dinkz
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 534
    #1

    Crazy pick up lines

    Here's two. Do you know some more?

    "Nice clothes! But I bet they'd look even right next to my bed!"
    "How do you like your eggs, boiled or fertilized?"
    Last edited by dinkz; 09-11-2003, 03:17 PM.


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    • MattO
      The O is for Oohhh
      • Feb 2003
      • 10861
      #2
      How about

      "You look like my mom, CAN WE FUCK NOW?"

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        • NedFLanders
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 412
          #3
          "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
          omgwtfbbq

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            • GrimShawn
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 8120
              #4
              I know Wiseman!

              It always works!

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                • Wiseman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 2990
                  #5
                  Originally posted by GrimShawn
                  I know Wiseman!

                  It always works!
                  Fuck and all this time I have been saying "I am Wiseman"
                  No Wonder it doesnt work!!!
                  [*]E-mail: [email protected][*]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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                    • Kris
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2002
                      • 940
                      #6
                      i fucked Wiseman
                      I am the walrus.

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                        • InsaneGreen
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 996
                          #7
                          nice font, wanna fuck
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                            • GrimShawn
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 8120
                              #8
                              Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                              Fuck and all this time I have been saying "I am Wiseman"
                              No Wonder it doesnt work!!!
                              Live and learn man

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                                • beemk
                                  CLICK HERE
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 20829
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by THE WISEMAN


                                  Fuck and all this time I have been saying "I am Wiseman"
                                  No Wonder it doesnt work!!!
                                  that will teach you...
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                                    • NoCarrier
                                      We need more free porn
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 16356
                                      #10
                                      "I know you fart a lot and have a smelly tuna pussy, can we please fuck now!?"

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                                        • SCOOTER
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 4010
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Kris
                                          i fucked Wiseman


                                          I have pictures to prove it.
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                                          [email protected]

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                                            • ztik
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 5196
                                              #12
                                              You: Are your parents retarded?
                                              Girl: Uhhh, no. why?
                                              You: Cause you seam like a very special girl
                                              .

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                                                • sweet7
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 1792
                                                  #13
                                                  Just say "hi" converts 1:5 for me, not just click throughs but recurring membership
                                                  Last edited by sweet7; 09-11-2003, 04:21 PM.
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                                                    • On-top
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 2283
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by sweet7
                                                      Just say "hi" converts 1:5. not just click throughs but recurring membership
                                                      This one works pretty good for me as well. I also go with "hey," or "hello" from time to time, with similar results.
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                                                        • escorpio
                                                          doesn't fuck around.
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 23485
                                                          #15
                                                          "Don't scream or I'll kill you."
                                                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                                            • sweet7
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 1792
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by On-top


                                                              This one works pretty good for me as well. I also go with "hey," or "hello" from time to time, with similar results.
                                                              Any variant of "hello" will do, except for "how the fuck are ya bitch" or other such greetings.
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                                                                • stevecore
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                  • 6130
                                                                  #17
                                                                  who is yo daddy and vat does he doo?

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                                                                    • PM2
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 504
                                                                      #18
                                                                      me: would you fuck me for a million dollars?
                                                                      her: sure!
                                                                      me: how bout 10 bucks?
                                                                      her: No way!
                                                                      me: why?
                                                                      her: Im not a whore!
                                                                      me: I think we already established what you are, we're now merely negotiating a price.

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                                                                        • BlueDesignStudios
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 9492
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by ztik
                                                                          You: Are your parents retarded?
                                                                          Girl: Uhhh, no. why?
                                                                          You: Cause you seam like a very special girl
                                                                          Haha I reckon you might not have the chance to get a response from a girl, just a slap!

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                                                                            • stevecore
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                              • 6130
                                                                              #20
                                                                              tHIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV:

                                                                              Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

                                                                              Woman: "No, what does it do?"

                                                                              Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

                                                                              Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
                                                                              underwear!"

                                                                              Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

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                                                                                • doober
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 6984
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by PM2
                                                                                  me: would you fuck me for a million dollars?
                                                                                  her: sure!
                                                                                  me: how bout 10 bucks?
                                                                                  her: No way!
                                                                                  me: why?
                                                                                  her: Im not a whore!
                                                                                  me: I think we already established what you are, we're now merely negotiating a price.
                                                                                  heard it before, classic!

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                                                                                    • Voodoo
                                                                                      ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                      • 10600
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      "What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

                                                                                      "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                                        • Voodoo
                                                                                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 10600
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          "If you were any uglier... (dramatic pause)... you'd be the hottest babe in here!"

                                                                                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                                            • brand0n
                                                                                              been very busy
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 26983
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                              "Don't scream or I'll kill you."
                                                                                              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                                                • VirtuMike
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                  • 2483
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Would you hold this please? I need to tickle my balls and my nose itches and I only have two hands.
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                                                                                                    • PhotoGreggXXX
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                                                      • 1616
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Picked up the hottest girlfriend I every had...real sex freak at a gas station in Alabama a few years ago...line:

                                                                                                      "I want to make you a star...you're the most beautiful woman I've met in 20 years doing casting for movies"

                                                                                                      19 years old, 6'0" without heals, whew.

                                                                                                      Got her to the studio, did glamour type pics, then porn, then she got crazy on me....loved it

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                                                                                                        • playa
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                          • 6432
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                                                          "If you were any uglier... (dramatic pause)... you'd be the hottest babe in here!"

                                                                                                          Ya that shit is killer,

                                                                                                          I been using that neg type line for awhile now,

                                                                                                          "From a distance i thought you looked good... (pause)... but now that i am in front of you... (pause)... I was right!"

                                                                                                          It only works for hot chicks that hear how good looking they are a million times, so when they hear something different they get into shock mode, LOL

                                                                                                          It never works on average or ugly girls, hehe

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                                                                                                            • IntenseCash
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                              • 2421
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by stevecore
                                                                                                              tHIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV:

                                                                                                              Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

                                                                                                              Woman: "No, what does it do?"

                                                                                                              Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

                                                                                                              Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
                                                                                                              underwear!"

                                                                                                              Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."
                                                                                                              LOL I love that one.. will have to remember that
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                                                                                                                • HomeO
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                  • 213
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by GrimShawn
                                                                                                                  I know Wiseman!

                                                                                                                  It always works!

                                                                                                                  LOL ... Im gonna have to try that ... i've always kinda wanted wisemans girl ... i'll try it on her !

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                                                                                                                    • SCOOTER
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                      • 4010
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                                                                                                      Would you hold this please?

                                                                                                                      Hmm, I have heard that from you before.
                                                                                                                      I?m so glad it was your Camera you handed me!!!
                                                                                                                      Scooter
                                                                                                                      [email protected]

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                                                                                                                        • Antonio
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                          • 14136
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          The best one ever:

                                                                                                                          "Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money?"

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                                                                                                                            • SENSEX
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                              • 1159
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              You: Wow! your real pretty, you must have some Italian in you?
                                                                                                                              Girl: Thanks, but no im not Italian.
                                                                                                                              You: well would you like some italian in you?

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                                                                                                                                • VanHeusen
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                  • 536
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                                                                                  "Don't scream or I'll kill you."
                                                                                                                                  ahahahahha

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                                                                                                                                    • Turboface
                                                                                                                                      Back in Black
                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 9976
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      A guy is hitting on an attractive woman at a bar. "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"

                                                                                                                                      "Yes" she replies, "I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic."

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                                                                                                                                        • SENSEX
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 1159
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Do you spit or swallow?

                                                                                                                                          Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

                                                                                                                                          Hi. Are you legal?

                                                                                                                                          Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

                                                                                                                                          If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

                                                                                                                                          If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

                                                                                                                                          You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

                                                                                                                                          You look just like my mother.

                                                                                                                                          If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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                                                                                                                                            • Stud Money
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 3214
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              My favorite (that has actually worked) is........

                                                                                                                                              I'll make you a pornstar

                                                                                                                                              The guys fall for it all the time

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                                                                                                                                                • SicChild
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                  • 365
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  You: how much does a polar bear way?
                                                                                                                                                  Her: I don't know
                                                                                                                                                  You: Enough to break the ice.

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                                                                                                                                                    • MSB
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 2984
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      OMG, WTH!!!


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                                                                                                                                                        • kaylacam
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                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 2745
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Wait for a hot chick to come off the dance floor...then
                                                                                                                                                          you: Hi, wanna dance?
                                                                                                                                                          her: no thanks...
                                                                                                                                                          you: Hey, I might not look like much NOW, but I'm drinking milk, and one day I'm gonna grow big and strong...

                                                                                                                                                          Hope she laughs cuz there isn't more to that!
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