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Jman 09-11-2003 03:38 PM

WTF.... Penis Enlargement Patch ????
 
Damn my first post and it as to be like this.... Hi Lens ;-)

It's New and it will be Sticky...

In houses everywhere around the world you will be earing " Honey, don't forget your patch... Big Boy "

That's right after the World famous Patch for smokers we have the Patch for all you small dick no dick webmasters... hehehe

Made out of special material ( same one used on Nasa space suit ) the Penis Enlargement Patch is the thing of the futur.

For more info please email [email protected]

or click my sig.

Email "Broadcasters" are very welcome as well

:Graucho

GrimShawn 09-11-2003 03:39 PM

Welcome back my brother! Hope all is well!

Rock on penis patch! How long have you had yours on for??

I hope xtremepay is taking care of ya!

ryph 09-11-2003 03:39 PM

you gotta be kidding me.

FATPad 09-11-2003 03:40 PM

Not to steal your thunder, but...

I'M SELLING SNAKE OIL! GET YOUR SNAKE OIL HERE! CURES CANCER, GROWS YOUR BREASTS, MAKES YOU CUM 8 QUARTS AT A TIME, REMOVES BOILS, HEALS SORES, DOES YOUR DISHES, AND INCREASES YOUR IQ BY 50 POINTS!

GET YOUR SNAKE OIL!

Lonny 09-11-2003 03:40 PM

have you used it?

GigaChris 09-11-2003 03:40 PM

Nice Jman I wish you the best in your big cock dreams

GrimShawn 09-11-2003 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaChris
Nice Jman I wish you the best in your big cock dreams
GIGA PATCH?

Jman 09-11-2003 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Not to steal your thunder, but...

I'M SELLING SNAKE OIL! GET YOUR SNAKE OIL HERE! CURES CANCER, GROWS YOUR BREASTS, MAKES YOU CUM 8 QUARTS AT A TIME, REMOVES BOILS, HEALS SORES, DOES YOUR DISHES, AND INCREASES YOUR IQ BY 50 POINTS!

GET YOUR SNAKE OIL!

Hey dude let's do like the good old days and trade off ... I am sure you could use a patch :321GFY

Penrod 09-11-2003 03:41 PM

Frenchy..........you are a big dick.

hit me up.

Jman 09-11-2003 03:43 PM

Now for all of you that have the french envy, we are working on a new chewing gum that will give you the special french tongue....

OUI OUI ! :thumbsup

Brent add me to your icq bro 124588247

stevecore 09-11-2003 03:46 PM

jman sure knows how to make an entrance... walks right in and whips it out. :thumbsup

danarchy 09-11-2003 03:46 PM

I can I finally say it, FUCK YOU DARRELL!!!!! First off that felt fucking sooooooo good, I would just like to say to you Darrell, you are the laughing stock of the office, noone likes you, every single person that works there asides from Dave and Beth have bashed you behind you crippled crooked back. YOU ARE A FUCKING BILL LUMBERG!!!!!! Everyone can only wish for five minutes alone with your hypocondriac ASS to beat you to an even sorrier state than your already in!!!!!!!! Oh whats that Darrell you're not feeling good, oh you have to get some tests, oh thats too bad that your head is so far up your ass that you are getting the wrong tests done, you need to see a shrink not a doctor you fucking dillussional fuck! Or maybe a drug test! You fucking jibhead crystal meth addict. No wonder you dont weigh 250 lbs anymore you jibbed yourself thin. Oh yeah and do everyone within a kilometre radius of you a favour and please never laugh again. Your laugh sounds like a thousand dying crack babies screaming in unison!!!!!You fucking spaz, I feel so bad for Beth having to see your withering carcass every night too bad shes so high on weed she'll never know. I hope your little world crumbles around you and I know it will, I want you to think and wonder, always and forever, shit did Dan do this to me? fuck you Darrell

FATPad 09-11-2003 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan


Hey dude let's do like the good old days and trade off ... I am sure you could use a patch :321GFY

Don't get all made cuz I spammed my snake oil in your thread.

May the better product win.

bigdog 09-11-2003 03:47 PM

i was thinking of that patch idea a couple months ago

GrimShawn 09-11-2003 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigdog
i was thinking of that patch idea a couple months ago
Don't admit it bro!

Jman 09-11-2003 03:52 PM

Sorry guys, tripped on my dick while goign to get a glass of water.

FATpad, it's all good bro but you should post a link to this famous snake oil


Now WHO THE FUCK IS DARRELL ????? LMAO

Grim, bro when you coming over to play. I have a room for you for the webmaster summit better see your Jager Ass over here man

hershie 09-11-2003 04:04 PM

Good luck with it JMan. Nice seeing you again last Sat.

stevecore 09-11-2003 04:06 PM

just going through the xtremepay sites... brittany andrews has her own penis enlargement program in there?!? wow!

http://www.extremepay.com/img/screenshot1_BritCo.jpg

GigaChris 09-11-2003 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn


GIGA PATCH?

GIGAPLEASE!

Jman 09-11-2003 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GigaChris


GIGAPLEASE!

Hell we'll brand it, want any specific flavor ???

GigaChris 09-11-2003 04:17 PM

how about cracker flavor :1orglaugh

Jman 09-11-2003 04:27 PM

Sorry Dude only have Crack Ho flavor right now ;-)

GTS Mark 09-11-2003 04:50 PM

The artist formally known as Jman. I love it!

DH


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