RIAA keeps 12-year-old quiet with $2,000 bill
 

hahaha, too fucking funny

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The RIAA took quick steps to blunt a public relations atrocity by agreeing to settle out of court with a 12-year-old girl accused of trading copyrighted songs.

It took all of twenty-four hours for young Biggie Brianna to be hit with a lawsuit and then pay up for her alleged crimes. The youngster's mother has agreed to shell out $2,000 to get the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) off her family's back. This marks the first settlement to come as a result of the 261 lawsuits the RIAA filed this week.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/32740.html

Parents watch out! Your kids might listen to music! Fuck doing drugs, music is the new cool rebellious thing to do.

:1orglaugh