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Where are you going? Heaven or Hell.
You know that whole Christian idea of heaven? Sounds kind of boring, doesn't it? What is supposed to be motivating about it? I prefer Earth with the struggles and the difficulties to overcome.
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Only one way to find out :(
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religion is for the weak minded
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They say our Earth is our hell :-)
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i hope they serve cold beer in hell!
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fallingdown = awsome movie
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I'd like to think heaven
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I don't think there is a "Heaven" or a "Hell" that we go to once we die - I used to, but not any more.
My dad use to spank me when I was a child and afterwards, ask me if I was sorry for whatever transgression I had done. I always said yes because that's what I knew he wanted to hear but truth be told, I wasn't sorry I did it.. I was sorry I got CAUGHT ! Now either love and worship me or burn in hell for ever! What kind of choice is that???? Certainly one you can't freely make. What kind of God would make you choose with that hanging over your head? Self preservation is something we all have inside us and I don't think man is able to make a free choice to in an "either or" environment |
I'd say that the lil2rich4u2 threads are pretty close to hell.
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at this juncture in time i dont really care whether i go to heaven or hell, lets be honest im just gonna be a rotting mound of bones and flesh sat in a wooden box in some cemetary somewhere :Graucho
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Either way It's going to suck more then it does here I bet. Hell will suck way more, heaven will suck a little more. IMHO
I wonder where smut peddlers go... |
I prefer the Jehova's Witness concept in this regard...no fire & brimstone shit...
no hell, no eternal pain, etc...just either you live in the groovey garden/afterlife/earth....or you merely cease to exist... that's way kinder than most other Christian doctrines...where they require you accept a man as god, or you get put on the Rotiscery-4L |
I'm gonna be eaten by maggots... or burned and then the ashes turned into a diamond.
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you don't wanna take any chances. It doesn't hurt to believe in something
Better to have it now and not need it, then to need it now and not have it :thumbsup Pray to god, allah, mohammad, jesus, buddah, zues, jehova, or whoever. that why you cover all your bases |
the concept of an afterlife is a crutch for weak minds to deal with mortality.
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some energy and make it disappear, it just goes somewhere... so if our bodies that contain some sort of energy, turn into even just 'potential energy' as fertilizer, than that's an ok enough definition of an afterlife for me ;) personally I'd like to just be tossed in the ocean to let some fish eat me up....someday I'll be inside the shark meat that's roasting on a grill and someone else can EAT ME :) :thumbsup :thumbsup |
Walrus is back! ill be damned, whats up man how was the trip?
o and eather or it dont matter to me |
life is what you make it don't waste a day
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Just cut out the middleman and have your ass BBQ during your funeral |
Hell is other people.
Yeah, I just quoted Sartre. A new low. |
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I beleive that too - but I don't think we will have a conscience we die. Bugs eat your rotting corpse and then you are OWNED! :glugglug |
Both because im off to blackpool in two weeks and there is a night club called heaven & hell. Im gonna get well mashed:thumbsup
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do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
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In the Christian sense of heaven... I will burn
I personally don't believe in Heaven/Hell, but if they do exist then I'd like to think I'd be judged more on being a good person then by the fact that I sell porn. |
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I'm not really sure either, but for some reason I have a feeling handbaskets will be involved. :Oh crap
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being creamated and shot into space.
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I love your sig. |
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Even though Ronnie James Dio had taken over from Ozzy, I still thought that Heaven and Hell was a damn good album!:thumbsup
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Neither!
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haha, right on... kosher beef jimmy dogs...now that could be a catchy funeral theme... :thumbsup :thumbsup |
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It DOES hurt to believe in things that you don't know or understand. If everyone were to fill the holes in their knowledge with unfounded beliefs, there would be no more progress... no more learning, or advancing. Seems to me like there could be no greater harm to society than that. |
I'm hoping to make enough money in porn to buy my way into heaven.
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I think it was the 6th level of Dante's hell the last time I took the test ;)
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