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ADL Colin 09-09-2003 09:49 AM

Where are you going? Heaven or Hell.
 
You know that whole Christian idea of heaven? Sounds kind of boring, doesn't it? What is supposed to be motivating about it? I prefer Earth with the struggles and the difficulties to overcome.

wargames 09-09-2003 09:50 AM

:thumbsup

Martin 09-09-2003 09:51 AM

Only one way to find out :(

beemk 09-09-2003 09:52 AM

religion is for the weak minded

LeeNoga 09-09-2003 09:53 AM

They say our Earth is our hell :-)

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 09:54 AM

:ak47:
:glugglug
:feels-hot
:helpme
definetley hell

loverboy 09-09-2003 09:54 AM

i hope they serve cold beer in hell!

GeXus 09-09-2003 09:55 AM

fallingdown = awsome movie

Platinum Josh 09-09-2003 09:58 AM

I'd like to think heaven

Bama 09-09-2003 10:37 AM

I don't think there is a "Heaven" or a "Hell" that we go to once we die - I used to, but not any more.

My dad use to spank me when I was a child and afterwards, ask me if I was sorry for whatever transgression I had done. I always said yes because that's what I knew he wanted to hear but truth be told, I wasn't sorry I did it.. I was sorry I got CAUGHT !

Now either love and worship me or burn in hell for ever! What kind of choice is that???? Certainly one you can't freely make.

What kind of God would make you choose with that hanging over your head?

Self preservation is something we all have inside us and I don't think man is able to make a free choice to in an "either or" environment

NoCarrier 09-09-2003 10:43 AM

I'd say that the lil2rich4u2 threads are pretty close to hell.

I Am The Walrus 09-09-2003 10:46 AM

at this juncture in time i dont really care whether i go to heaven or hell, lets be honest im just gonna be a rotting mound of bones and flesh sat in a wooden box in some cemetary somewhere :Graucho

gothweb 09-09-2003 10:52 AM

Quote:

We'll win, of course," [Aziraphale the angel] said.
"You don't want that," said the demon.
"Why not, pray?"
"Listen," said Crowley desperately, "how many musicians do you think your side have got, eh? First grade, I mean."
Aziraphale looked taken aback.
"Well, I should think--" he began.
"Two," said Crowley. "Elgar and Liszt. That's all. We've got the rest. Beethoven, Brahms, all the Bachs, Mozart, the lot. Can you imagine eternity with Elgar?"
Aziraphale shut his eyes. "All too easily," he groaned.

Jinx_Co 09-09-2003 10:52 AM

Either way It's going to suck more then it does here I bet. Hell will suck way more, heaven will suck a little more. IMHO

I wonder where smut peddlers go...

TheJimmy 09-09-2003 10:54 AM

I prefer the Jehova's Witness concept in this regard...no fire & brimstone shit...

no hell, no eternal pain, etc...just either you live in the groovey garden/afterlife/earth....or you merely cease to exist...

that's way kinder than most other Christian doctrines...where they require you accept a man as god, or you get put on the Rotiscery-4L

Jakke PNG 09-09-2003 10:56 AM

I'm gonna be eaten by maggots... or burned and then the ashes turned into a diamond.

playa 09-09-2003 10:58 AM

you don't wanna take any chances. It doesn't hurt to believe in something

Better to have it now and not need it, then to need it now and not have it :thumbsup

Pray to god, allah, mohammad, jesus, buddah, zues, jehova, or whoever.

that why you cover all your bases

gornyhuy 09-09-2003 11:00 AM

the concept of an afterlife is a crutch for weak minds to deal with mortality.

ADL Colin 09-09-2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeeNoga
They say our Earth is our hell :-)
Seems like heaven to me. I'm having a great fucking time!

TheJimmy 09-09-2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
the concept of an afterlife is a crutch for weak minds to deal with mortality.
chemistry class told me that in chemical formulas that 'all energy must be conserved'...meaning that you can't take

some energy and make it disappear, it just goes somewhere...

so if our bodies that contain some sort of energy, turn into even just 'potential energy' as fertilizer, than that's an ok enough definition of an afterlife for me ;)

personally I'd like to just be tossed in the ocean to let some fish eat me up....someday I'll be inside the shark meat that's roasting on a grill and someone else can EAT ME :)

:thumbsup :thumbsup

brand0n 09-09-2003 11:03 AM

Walrus is back! ill be damned, whats up man how was the trip?

o and eather or it dont matter to me

Hustlin Entertainment 09-09-2003 11:04 AM

life is what you make it don't waste a day

playa 09-09-2003 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy


personally I'd like to just be tossed in the ocean to let some fish eat me up....someday I'll be inside the shark meat that's roasting on a grill and someone else can EAT ME :)

:thumbsup :thumbsup


Just cut out the middleman and have your ass BBQ during your funeral

Buff 09-09-2003 11:07 AM

Hell is other people.

Yeah, I just quoted Sartre. A new low.

jojojo 09-09-2003 11:08 AM

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chemistry class told me that in chemical formulas that 'all energy must be conserved'...meaning that you can't take
You mean the law of conservation of energy - energy can not be created nor destroyed...

I beleive that too - but I don't think we will have a conscience we die.

Bugs eat your rotting corpse and then you are OWNED!

:glugglug

Basher 09-09-2003 11:20 AM

Both because im off to blackpool in two weeks and there is a night club called heaven & hell. Im gonna get well mashed:thumbsup

Fletch XXX 09-09-2003 11:22 AM

do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

SexxxyChat-T 09-09-2003 12:18 PM

In the Christian sense of heaven... I will burn

I personally don't believe in Heaven/Hell, but if they do exist then I'd like to think I'd be judged more on being a good person then by the fact that I sell porn.

wizz 09-09-2003 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga
They say our Earth is our hell :-)
Thatīs good. Our earth is what we have! :thumbsup

Holly 09-09-2003 02:14 PM

I'm not really sure either, but for some reason I have a feeling handbaskets will be involved. :Oh crap

Herb Kornfield 09-09-2003 02:17 PM

being creamated and shot into space.

Fabuleux 09-09-2003 02:19 PM

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beemk
religion is for the weak minded
:thumbsup


Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
Hell is other people.

Yeah, I just quoted Sartre. A new low.


I love your sig.

Scott McD 09-09-2003 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basher
Both because im off to blackpool in two weeks and there is a night club called heaven & hell. Im gonna get well mashed:thumbsup
Blackpool kicks ass :thumbsup

sperbonzo 09-09-2003 02:27 PM

Even though Ronnie James Dio had taken over from Ozzy, I still thought that Heaven and Hell was a damn good album!:thumbsup

plexer 09-09-2003 02:30 PM

Neither!

:1orglaugh

TheJimmy 09-09-2003 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa



Just cut out the middleman and have your ass BBQ during your funeral


haha, right on...



kosher beef jimmy dogs...now that could be a catchy funeral theme...



:thumbsup :thumbsup

Danny_C 09-09-2003 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
you don't wanna take any chances. It doesn't hurt to believe in something

Better to have it now and not need it, then to need it now and not have it :thumbsup

Pray to god, allah, mohammad, jesus, buddah, zues, jehova, or whoever.

that why you cover all your bases

If somebody told you that in order to get into heaven, you would have to believe and do everything Charles Manson told you to do... would your attitude be "better safe than sorry"?

It DOES hurt to believe in things that you don't know or understand. If everyone were to fill the holes in their knowledge with unfounded beliefs, there would be no more progress... no more learning, or advancing. Seems to me like there could be no greater harm to society than that.

Samoan 09-09-2003 03:02 PM

I'm hoping to make enough money in porn to buy my way into heaven.

Kimmykim 09-09-2003 03:07 PM

I think it was the 6th level of Dante's hell the last time I took the test ;)


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