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ScriptBall 09-09-2003 09:10 AM

Just hired a young programmer.
 
Yesterday we had hired our first junior programmer and he is telling me that regular training is boring him to death, and so far hes made it look extremely easy. So here I am posting this, You guys got any grunt programming work you need done?

We will be monitoring him for quality assurance and the price on his head is only 10$ usd an hour.

Try to keep it relatively simple for his sake. Thanks

:thumbsup

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 09:45 AM

*bump*

JSA Matt 09-09-2003 09:51 AM

What language(s)?

wargames 09-09-2003 09:51 AM

good luck:thumbsup

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 09:55 AM

mysql/php

Furious_Female 09-09-2003 09:57 AM

How old is he? What does he code in?

I hired a 14 year old programmer once. 6 weeks and a Paypal complaint later... all I ended up with, was a non-working source code and he told me to compile it in VB myself. :1orglaugh

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 10:04 AM

hes 20, We will be monitoring him to make sure that his work is
of quality. In other words, we will be making sure that anything you ask him for, will be delivered working.

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 10:35 AM

*bump*

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 03:44 PM

*bump* sorry that I keep bumping this.

I Am The Walrus 09-09-2003 03:48 PM

*bump*

if you are sorry about bumping this thread stop doing it :thumbsup

NBDesign 09-09-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Walrus
*bump*

if you are sorry about bumping this thread stop doing it :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mr Pheer 09-09-2003 04:07 PM

does he do windows? how about laundry? mow the grass?

I Am The Walrus 09-09-2003 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
does he do windows? how about laundry? mow the grass?
more importantly, will he do all of that naked :Graucho

brand0n 09-09-2003 04:45 PM

im sure there are alot of guys that would do side work in php for 10 bucks an hour, if they can contract a job that say takes 10 hours then do it in 3, hell thats not a bad job real fast

Samoan 09-09-2003 06:25 PM

$10 an hour for PHP/MySQL programming? Is he from India?

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 08:50 PM

well, he will do dishes lawns, dog walkings and also clean windows, but you need to pay him in beer for that. and no his isn't from india, he just wants to prove himself, since he is our new guy.

JDog 09-09-2003 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ScriptBall
hes 20, We will be monitoring him to make sure that his work is
of quality. In other words, we will be making sure that anything you ask him for, will be delivered working.

Hey us young ones kick ass :) I love programming and I'm 21. But I get a little more than $10/hr for my full time.

jDoG

chowda 09-09-2003 08:53 PM

Do While KID<21

Work
Work
Work
5 minute break
Work
KID = KID +1
End Do


thats how u program child labor!

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda
Do While KID<21

Work
Work
Work
5 minute break
Work
KID = KID +1
End Do


thats how u program child labor!

LOL thats pretty good. So far he has been pretty good with it :)

ryph 09-09-2003 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samoan
$10 an hour for PHP/MySQL programming? Is he from India?
College student who needs beer money is more likely. I used to relate a while back.

HEARTBREAKER 09-09-2003 09:07 PM

price is quite high

ScriptBall 09-09-2003 10:21 PM

10 usd an hour for mysql/php isn't really that much.
As most in this thread have said so far.

Samoan 09-09-2003 10:25 PM

Well, guess I shouldn't be too surprised. I've seen corporate graphics position that pay $8 an hour.

ScriptBall 09-10-2003 03:04 PM

I've seen less than 8, I've seen corporate graphics guys make minimum wage, sucks for them and I've got no idea why they would put up with it

Samoan 09-10-2003 04:05 PM

Desperate times call for desperate measures.


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