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I make online shop for sell my content now ... Tell me please about preview for video...
Also how many screenshots need for each movie?

Huh?

mix my friend i sale help you free. I am friend what you say to me understand i dont my friend,

:1orglaugh

Depending on how long the video is ............... but I would say 200 - 300 pictures to go along with the video !

I know, my english funny :)
You may talk with me in ICQ?
173128095

Allow me to help explain.

[23:29] 173128095: What is wrong?! [Offline Message (2/7/2003 [7:30])]
[23:29] *** 173128095 signed on at Thu Feb 06 23:29:13 2003.

[23:30] AaronM: I want sell you content. You buy yes?

I have many pretty girl for interested?
[23:30] AaronM: You buy yes?
[23:31] AaronM: Have many cute girl. Very young.
[23:31] AaronM: Some have sex with horse.
[23:31] AaronM: Hello?
[23:31] MixPhoto: I producer
I make and sell
[23:31] AaronM: You buy mine then!
[23:32] AaronM: You make me very happy. Thank you.
[23:32] AaronM: How much you pay for girl with horse?
[23:32] MixPhoto: moment
[23:32] AaronM: ok
[23:32] AaronM: Thank you for talk to me. I special feel about you.
[23:33] AaronM: Have girl with doggy too.
[23:33] AaronM: 2 girl with doggy.
[23:33] AaronM: You like doggy?
[23:34] MixPhoto: You very annoyed... I have offended you?
[23:34] AaronM: Why you think that?
[23:34] AaronM: You buy from me. This make me very happy. Thank you.

How much you give me for all pic with girls and horse and 2 girl with doggy?
[23:35] MixPhoto: I so you have understood
[23:35] AaronM: Yes. But how much?

I need to feed my doggy.
[23:35] AaronM: He likes peanut butter.
[23:38] MixPhoto: You íå÷åãî to do? You think this clevely?
The Dialects in russian... I better flood plain you...

[23:38] AaronM: huh? I no understand. You want content shoot on russian flood plain?
[23:39] AaronM: I am not for russian.
[23:39] MixPhoto: sorry
[23:39] AaronM: Are you playing game with me? I am serious content man and have no time for games.

If you wanna buy then good but if not, I have many other client.
[23:41] MixPhoto: So in than problems? i not buy content!
[23:41] AaronM: Then why you waste my time?
[23:41] AaronM: And you say you want buy now you no want.
[23:42] AaronM: How you sel if you not buy?
[23:43] MixPhoto: I do.... shoot...

[23:43] AaronM: I ask you every day till you buy.Ok then? Good. Want I email you?
[23:43] AaronM: I shoot too. You shoot doggy and horse with girl too? If no then you buy from me?
[23:43] MixPhoto: I did not speak you that buy contents!
[23:44] AaronM: Not on russia flood plain though.

Sorry...Not at russian
[23:44] AaronM: You use !!! marks. I very excited too. Very happy you buy. Thank you. You send money to Paypal yes?
[23:45] AaronM: You send me $35usd to paypal and you can have all girl and horse and girl doggy stuff!!!!!!
[23:46] MixPhoto: Cash-only
[23:46] AaronM: You send me cash then.
[23:46] AaronM: Thank you
[23:46] MixPhoto: on fax
[23:46] AaronM: Can wire monys?
[23:46] AaronM: I have no fax. Sorry.
[23:47] MixPhoto: xerox ?
[23:47] AaronM: huh?
[23:47] AaronM: You trade for stolen credit card number?
[23:47] MixPhoto: Not sexual way duplications many
[23:48] AaronM: You want to duplictions my photo? Why?
[23:48] AaronM: What country you in?
[23:49] AaronM: I am in US now but was in tijuana jail for little time. No shoot there. Ugly people.
[23:49] AaronM: Cute doggys though.
[23:49] MixPhoto: You smoked the marijuana presently?
[23:49] AaronM: I got my doggy from mexican gypsy.
[23:50] AaronM: No drugs. Not allowed here. You have some? Wanna trade?
[23:50] MixPhoto: Russia (St. Petersburg)
[23:50] AaronM: Florida?
[23:50] MixPhoto: Good
[23:50] AaronM: THat is long way away.
[23:50] AaronM: I can drive to florida and bring you photo if you pay cash.
[23:50] AaronM: $35usd
[23:51] AaronM: OK I send you email?
[23:52] MixPhoto: e-mail? I do not know what is it!
[23:52] AaronM: You do not have email? Not allowed in florida?
[23:54] MixPhoto: I stupid russian! I do not know what read and write... not wit to speak :-<<

[23:54] AaronM: Maybe we trade content? You have any animal photo?
[23:54] AaronM: ha!
[23:54] AaronM: All russina stupid.
[23:55] AaronM: Not your fault. Just born that way.
[23:55] MixPhoto: I have no your personal photography
[23:56] AaronM: Then you buy? OK>..I give you good deal. $30usd.
[23:57] MixPhoto: You dearly value its appearance...
[00:00] AaronM: No..dear to tall to shot with.
[00:00] AaronM: Sorry for delay. I had to make a shit.
[00:01] MixPhoto: Gunpowder ended?
[00:02] AaronM: huh?
[00:02] MixPhoto: Let's to speak seriously!
[00:02] AaronM: Me too!
[00:02] MixPhoto: Than I can be you useful?
[00:02] AaronM: I think so.
[00:03] MixPhoto: Interesting logical image
[00:04] AaronM: What?
[00:05] AaronM: Sorry. my english is not very good and i no speak russia. I am polish.
[00:05] MixPhoto: Original way to adjust business relations
[00:06] AaronM: But I speak mostly mexicanese.
[00:06] AaronM: You like?
[00:06] MixPhoto: Nooo
[00:06] AaronM: What I do wrong?
[00:06] AaronM: Was it horse thing?
[00:06] MixPhoto: C++, Basic
[00:07] AaronM: You said talk serious. Now you make no sense.
[00:07] MixPhoto: Kalashnikov
[00:07] MixPhoto: Ok
[00:07] AaronM: creamofsomeyoungguy
[00:08] AaronM: I have other client want to buy photo shot. I talk to you again tomorrow.
[00:08] MixPhoto: np
[00:08] AaronM: ok. goodnight.
[00:08] MixPhoto: bye

Oh God...This should be one for the archives. :1orglaugh

Thanks! You good man...
I have movies, 30 min each...
I need know how many pictures need for presentation each film... Also for video samples nedd know W-? H-? kb/per s-?

AaronM this is a foolish action :(

Aaron M why you foolish on my friend mix photo He sale me exclusive sex phot and movie for sale price

Hi!

Also you can use http://www.videocharge.com
for making snapshots, split and convert your films.

Regards.
Videocharge.

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Thank u for posting that... :1orglaugh

OMFG Im laughing my ass off :1orglaugh

My bad. :(

That was pretty funny. I can't believe I read the whole thing with a russian accent in my head!

Fuck... LOL

Aaron, how old are you ?

Do you really think you are funny ?

Do you really think that people think you are brilliant ?
All you can do is laughing at others. He speaks really bad english...Fine... I'm pretty sure you speak fluently Russian don't you ?


Grow up man.