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TDF 09-08-2003 10:03 AM

so I was thinking about how to increase my dick size
 
penis pills dont work,the trick is to do it the old african way...tie a weight around your dick and it will hang and stretch for a more inches after a month or so..


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reynold 09-08-2003 10:08 AM

lol, try the swedish penis pump from Austin Powers

TDF 09-08-2003 10:10 AM

http://www.enlargerstrap.com/Penis_Weight.jpg

hornycash 09-08-2003 10:10 AM

i can give away a few inches from my dick..... serious offers only

D-Money 09-08-2003 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
penis pills dont work,the trick is to do it the old african way...tie a weight around your dick and it will hang and stretch for a more inches after a month or so..


www.savagesonblondes.com

Dude, look in the mirror, you're black. Big foot size?

Isn't it true what they say? You know... Like how Asians are the opposite in that department.

TDF 09-08-2003 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money


Dude, look in the mirror, you're black. Big foot size?

Isn't it true what they say? You know... Like how Asians are the opposite in that department.


im not satisfied with 9 inches....i want a dodger dog

Lonny 09-08-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money


Dude, look in the mirror, you're black. Big foot size?

Isn't it true what they say? You know... Like how Asians are the opposite in that department.

:1orglaugh

hornycash 09-08-2003 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli



im not satisfied with 9 inches....i want a dodger dog

how big is your dick right now? like a horse or like a donkey?

TDF 09-08-2003 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash


how big is your dick right now? like a horse or like a donkey?


more like a pregnant horse

MCR 09-08-2003 10:18 AM

nice thread:) and thank you toodamnfli for teaching old african way. i will try it :thumbsup

LeeNoga 09-08-2003 10:19 AM

Women tell me that they are not always FOND of big dicks, unless of course your out to please a man, but even they don't always welcome a horse.

TDF 09-08-2003 10:34 AM

width and stamina plays major parts of sex...the length is only for reaching crucial spots,its what you do when you get there that counts


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Shok 09-08-2003 10:44 AM

I used that rub on cream......now I just have giant clown hands :(

TDF 09-08-2003 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
I used that rub on cream......now I just have giant clown hands :(


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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Fu-Q 09-08-2003 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
I used that rub on cream......now I just have giant clown hands :(
holy shit. thats a fucking riot :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hottoddy 09-08-2003 11:12 AM

Weights can cut off circulation and cause tissue damage, resulting in partial penile amputations. You could end up with a much shorter dick.

stocktrader23 09-08-2003 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
Weights can cut off circulation and cause tissue damage, resulting in partial penile amputations. You could end up with a much shorter dick.
You are being too serious.

Gabriel 09-08-2003 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli



im not satisfied with 9 inches....i want a dodger dog



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Scott McD 09-08-2003 11:22 AM

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TDF 09-08-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD
I sale long penis'...



how much? the secret isnt the pills,its the dickcercises

D-Money 09-08-2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli





how much? the secret isnt the pills,its the dickcercises

You can take one of KB's jelking classes.

The pills are just vitamins helping to promote better blood flow.

thatdykeliz 09-08-2003 12:22 PM

It's the the length I care about, it's the girth. :Graucho

And were you saying you wanted to meet me or something, TDF?

brand0n 09-08-2003 12:27 PM

i yank on mine as offten as possible and still not an extra inch

TDF 09-08-2003 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz
It's the the length I care about, it's the girth. :Graucho

And were you saying you wanted to meet me or something, TDF?



woman, dont tempt me...im feeling mighty vulnerable right now

Anthony_A 09-08-2003 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by D-Money


Dude, look in the mirror, you're black. Big foot size?

Isn't it true what they say? You know... Like how Asians are the opposite in that department.

I wear a size 11, and last I remembered, when we talk I look down at you.

Watcha talking bout Willis?

D-Money 09-08-2003 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anthony_A


I wear a size 11, and last I remembered, when we talk I look down at you.

Watcha talking bout Willis?

Yeah, well I have huge feet.

Did I say Asian? I meant Cuban.


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