OMG read this My fun with a NEWBIE
 

SnowBrdrStud69: hey, how long did it take for you to be able to start posting on the gfy forums?
BARTENDR69: who is this?
SnowBrdrStud69: nobody, i saw your IM name on the gfy forums yesterday.
BARTENDR69: what is gfy?
SnowBrdrStud69: gofuckyourself.com, its a website.
BARTENDR69: never heard of it
SnowBrdrStud69: bleh
SnowBrdrStud69: let me find the thread.
BARTENDR69: i am just playing with you
BARTENDR69: i am the GFY board master
SnowBrdrStud69: so this is "juicy"
BARTENDR69: the on the only juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BARTENDR69: are you a fan?
SnowBrdrStud69: yeah
SnowBrdrStud69: you are hella buff
BARTENDR69: juicyyyyyyyyyy
SnowBrdrStud69: how long does it take for them to let me start posting...?
SnowBrdrStud69: that sexed guy can post...
BARTENDR69: i started like 2 and half years ago so i can post right away
SnowBrdrStud69: they make people wait now though?
BARTENDR69: yes you have to be sponsored now to join
BARTENDR69: You have to be "elite" and shit
SnowBrdrStud69: .... :-(
SnowBrdrStud69: what about all those wack jobs that post dumb shit?
BARTENDR69: they get banned eventually
SnowBrdrStud69: and that lil2rich guy you clown on alot?
BARTENDR69: lil2rich is my meatpuppet
SnowBrdrStud69: you own that account?
BARTENDR69: no i own him
SnowBrdrStud69: in your basement?
BARTENDR69: no i have 10k plus posts there
BARTENDR69: i like to post
BARTENDR69: posting is fun
SnowBrdrStud69: yep
SnowBrdrStud69: don't you get free stuff if you post alot?
SnowBrdrStud69: i heard of a t-shirt.
BARTENDR69: yeah but i do it for the excitement
BARTENDR69: at 15l posts you get a free escort and hsit
BARTENDR69: and shit
BARTENDR69: 15k
BARTENDR69: i am almost there
BARTENDR69: juicyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SnowBrdrStud69: 5k more
BARTENDR69: cant wait you been adult for long or just started?
SnowBrdrStud69: just started.
SnowBrdrStud69: <hahahaha= n00b
BARTENDR69: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
BARTENDR69: you got bitches or what?>
SnowBrdrStud69: nada, i wanna get some live cam site going and use other sites bitches for a while until i get enough traffic for local bitches to make money
SnowBrdrStud69: usual live cam catch 22...
BARTENDR69: true
SnowBrdrStud69: u like an adult entertainment master?
BARTENDR69: yes if you call it that, i am a guido actually
BARTENDR69: where u from?
SnowBrdrStud69: vegas
BARTENDR69: juicyyyy
BARTENDR69: you get anyone to sponsor you yet for gfy?
SnowBrdrStud69: nope
BARTENDR69: its along list without sponsorship to get in
SnowBrdrStud69: sponsor me and i'll join your fan club.
BARTENDR69: I dont know you man so i cant sponsor you
BARTENDR69: r u a guido?
SnowBrdrStud69: i'm trying to work out more...
SnowBrdrStud69: i goto golds
BARTENDR69: age?
SnowBrdrStud69: 21
BARTENDR69: hit lil2rich up he might sponsor you
SnowBrdrStud69: whats his aim?
BARTENDR69: email him [email protected]
SnowBrdrStud69: k
SnowBrdrStud69: maybe that sexed guy will too before he gets banned.
BARTENDR69: We vote to see who gets banned
BARTENDR69: you need 5 votes from elite mebers to get the ax
SnowBrdrStud69: so thats what they mean when they say "strike 1" or what?
BARTENDR69: strike 1 is awarning
BARTENDR69: stroke 2 your on thin ice
BARTENDR69: strike three your banned
SnowBrdrStud69: is that mainly ops saying that?
SnowBrdrStud69: like lensman and decap?
BARTENDR69: lensman owns that board and adult.com
BARTENDR69: he is the king of the castle
SnowBrdrStud69: must make a lot of $$ then.
BARTENDR69: he makes ok money he just got a new ford expedition last month
SnowBrdrStud69: who owns those super sites like sex.com or cyberotica.com?
SnowBrdrStud69: the big $$ sites?
BARTENDR69: sex.com is owned by afew partners, lil2rich is one of them
SnowBrdrStud69: so he is really a "lil2rich" then?
BARTENDR69: yup he is loaded and stuff
BARTENDR69: cybererotica is owned by the character "I am the Walrus"
SnowBrdrStud69: k
SnowBrdrStud69: what about those Boneprone people?
BARTENDR69: Boneprone people are like the adult mob
BARTENDR69: you dont mess with them
SnowBrdrStud69: k
BARTENDR69: they own a ring of like 200 or so sites and shit
SnowBrdrStud69: there seems to be a lot of vegas people on that board... u from there as well?
BARTENDR69: nope i am from NY
SnowBrdrStud69: oh yeah, the guido stuff.
BARTENDR69: the convention will be in VEga this jan
BARTENDR69: vegas
SnowBrdrStud69: adultdex?
SnowBrdrStud69: that one that goes on same as comdex?
SnowBrdrStud69: or internext?
BARTENDR69: internext
BARTENDR69: thats what its called now
SnowBrdrStud69: how much that cost to get in w/ out having a booth?
BARTENDR69: tickets are like 150 for the show i believe
BARTENDR69: maybe less not sure
SnowBrdrStud69: k

Low.... Freaky low.

So.. low... So.. juicy

bwaaaaaaa haaahhaaahahahahaha

Thats so evil.

ha that is pretty funny, but it could have been staged for publicity reasons. :Graucho

thats all unedited man .

lol.. He doesnt even have a GFY sponsor yet.. oh man.. what a noob

BARTENDR69: r u a guido?
SnowBrdrStud69: i'm trying to work out more...



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good shit :thumbsup

I sale GFY sponsorship reel cheap

HAHAHAHA poor guy will now read this and feel like shit!

Whoa, ya really need to be sponsored by some1 to post nowadays?
That's rough.

.. you didn't have a sponsor ?!?! ...

Lol :1orglaugh :glugglug

Any newbs reading this thread that need sponsorship, hit me up! I'll hook you up super cheap... less than $1k per sponsorship.

Edit: Prices go up to $1.5k after midnight tonight.

Decap :1orglaugh

lmao.


you can't sayin juicyyyyyy:1orglaugh

juicylinks must really have nothing else better to do

go shoot some more "mexican content" :1orglaugh

you are not jealous that i get to travel around the world and make porn while you are stuck some where being a "webmasterbater"

doubt it ...

hahhaa

that was FUNNY


im an elite member -_-

BOW TO THE POWER
:glugglug

:thumbsup

ruthless, i love it!