JACKASS: Dude Blows Off Nuts And Fractures Pelvis..don't do this at home!
 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...atestheadlines


Well it's happened again! Another jackass imitating the show 'Jackass' put a firecracker between his asscheeks and it exploded blowing his nuts off and fracturing his pelvis.


Now you know why aliens won't land.

hahaah

an aussie too

Fucking amazing how stupid people are.

Holy fucking ouch :( :glugglug

Jackass rocks :thumbsup

C'mon guys, there's gotta be a PUN in this somewhere. I expect more from GFYers.

I'll start off with :

" Double Bang Down Under " or " Pelvis Pressley "

I know, I'm tired.

if he was that stupid, it's amazing he hasn't already killed himself

i have a few model rockets in my room i might try some up my clacker

Too bad he didn't die. Would have made a good one for the Darwin Awards.

Oh well still an improvement to the gene pool.

"Now you know why aliens won't land."

Not true, he just new he was next for the anal probe.
Rather than face us...
He blew off his ass...

sticking your finger in a strange mans rectum does not an anal probe make

what a jackass

Why is there not a Video clip?

If there was a video clip of this dimwit it would be a classic. There might be but it's probably confiscated by the cops or something.

This is soooooo stupid. The more I think of it, the more I realize that Darwin was wrong. We didn't evolve from apes, this guys antics would be an insult to the average ape.

I don't know what we evolved from but one day I figure scientists will dig up a fossil that looks like a man but it's brain will be where it's ass is.

They'll probaby call it " Asstralopithicus " ...

good...dumbass like that deserves it

I am always puzzled by idiots like this..

I don't think I could deal w/ something like that.

That sucks.

He's my hero :warning

Natural selection at its best.
WG

Worse than the time I nair'd my balls. Those burns took weeks to heal. Now it doesn't seem all that bad to me :helpme

SOME PEOPLE SHOULDEN'T REPRODUCE!!

And after reading this article looks like he won?t!

Once again, I gotta call you attention to the facts. While the article states he burned his genetalia and ruptured his urethra, it says nothing about "blowing his nuts off."

Should have though ...

It rendered him incontinent and unable to have sex.

Might as well just shoot himself and get it over with.

beer.

I got really drunk at a show one night and found myself hanging out with Johnny Knoxville. I took pictures of him and some chick, we were all drunk. We screamed in each other's ears trying to communicate for a couple minutes. The music was really loud.

He had on like some red workout suit. Gay.

that's ok. that moron should not be able to procreate anyways.

I'd love to see the package warning the manufacturer's lawyers might be scrambling to add after this incident:

"WARNING: Do not ignite a firecracker that is shoved up your ass."
or:
"WARNING: Please remove firecracker from your anus before igniting."

:1orglaugh

I always find it incredible to see how people treat their very own body. It's the most important thing there is!

No.

People who immitate this stuff shouldn't own a television.

So what you're saying is DON'T put Nair on your scrotum? Aight then, I was wondering about that.

He can't breed, so I think he actually qualifies. Technically, the Darwins are for removing yourself from the gene pool sue to stupidity.

Even the Jackass idiots aren't yet dumb enough to put something that explodes instantly in their ass cheeks.

The guy should be locked up for his own safety.

26 with no dick.

OWNED.

I remember in one of the Jackass documentary programme's that they wanted Preston to stick a mobile phone up his ass and they would call it.

He declined... :)

If these idiots wanna keep doing this even tho they see how fucked up it is and how much they warn "don not try this at home" then so be it. More fool on them!

The toy car in the movie was funny though :) Almost felt sorry for the guy doing the x-ray :)