This must be the funniest stuff I have ever seen
 

This must be the funniest stuff I have ever seen. LOL

http://www.splitinfinity.com/gallery

Hmmm the link matches your username, not the most clever spammer I've ever seen

http://www-106.ibm.com/developerwork...o/spam-c07.jpg

i bet old Too SHort felt weird around that many white people

hahaha

all the white chicks are all over him though.

go figure

Yes - so funny I just shit my pants

Who's the one of the far left? Can I make her Mrs. Candyflip?

http://www.splitinfinity.com/gallery/P1010012-tb.html

Love the spam photo!! w00h00!

The photo I meant for you all to see is this:

www.splitinfinity.com/gallery/cannabis.html]http://nowThisisSpam.com:WeAreTheBestWebHost@www.splitinfinity.com/gallery/cannabis.html[/URL]

And that link itself was *supposed* to look like this to be silly:


http://nowThisisSpam.com:[email protected] inity.com/gallery/cannabis.html

:1orglaugh kind of the same feeling here.

ha ha ha

did i miss the funny part?

Aweeeee c0me 0n!!!!!!!!!!! Me be phunnie d0nt me be?

Let's see, maybe lets start a Joke thread to see who is the funniest?
(Im gonna win dammit!)

Let's see, what's funny?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................

Subject: Reflection on life as a male
Reflection on life as a male:
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with large breasts but there was no passion. So I decided that I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, she cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So then I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. After University, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big tits.

such a true story:thumbsup

Oh my god, I am soooooooo laughning my ass off right now.......



This was an actual news story from a San Diego newspaper!
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

worthless shit

Mummy, I'm scared! :helpme

Why would you let somebody graffiti you with a sharpie anyway?

i remember that chick. she made me write urls on her legs... got mad cause i put ".com" at the end, said everyone knew it was .com. so i changed it to .cum

Yummy!!

Chris looks like fun and crazy times for sure!!

:glugglug

In one of those photos, looks like someone got to write on her beaver.
I wonder who wrote what there. Perhaps openforbusiness.cum

Do these guys at Radio Shack ever get on your nerves, asking you for a bunch of personal data when you're just there to buy something as simple as a couple AA batteries? I think we should inconvenience these people as much as they do us. A while ago I was in Enid buying a printer cable adaptor and the guy asked me for my name.
"Ghosseindhatsghabyfaird-johnson," I replied.
(blank look of confusion)
"How do you spell that?" he asked, obviously not wanting to know.
"With a hyphen," I clarified
"Once more?" he asked
"Ghosseindhatsghabyfaird-johnson"
"Could you please spell that?" he asked, glancing at the half dozen people waiting behind me.
"Oh... just like it sounds," I said nonchalantly.
Putting down "Johnson", he went on and asked about the address.
"Washburn, Wisconsin, 14701 N.E. Wachatanoobee Parkway, Complex 3, Building O, Appt. 1382b," I replied.
Almost through writing all this down, I said "Or did you mean current address?"
Stoping, he said, (becoming irritated) "Yes. Current address."
"Diluthian Heights, Mississippi, 1372 S. Tinatonabee Avenue, Building 14C, Suite 2, Box 138201," I replied quite slowly.
Waiting until he finished I said "No, wait, it's NORTH Tinatonabee Avenue." Annoyed, he backed up and changed it.
"I think," I interjected.
"And is all this correct?" he asked in a standard manner.
"Of course not," I replied, leaving, "If you want my REAL name and address, look at the damned credit card receipt."
A little mean, I must admit, but no jury would convict me... at least, none that had been to Radio Shack.

speak of the devil... i dont remember you taking this pic chris. this is me taggin up her leg..
http://www.splitinfinity.com/gallery/P1010086-tb.html

Yeah, I snuk that one really quick on you all........ :-)
Hope you like it.

I actually think she had a good idea there by doing that.
I will always remember her. She even made out with the other
chick for me...............

so that is "the funniest stuff you have ever seen. LOL" ???

<img src="http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/smilies/ticking.gif" width="60" height="64"</IMG>

Got you to read it eh? :-)
Now that's funny!

:1orglaugh

Messin!
:-)
:thumbsup