Once upon a time, there was 3 lil gfyers...
 

Lets get this straight once and for all. I do have the head of my penis. No my girl or girls did NOT cut it off. Yes I have had the nick since 98. Yes I do have a brain. Yes my real head is intact.

I got the nickname headless because it is short for "The Headless Horsemen". The reason I wanted to use "The Headless Horsemen" is because my birthday is on Halloween.

Now the real motherfucking question is.......

WTF are all of you bastards getting me for my birthday? You got a month to plan it!

some head?

a pickle !

no, the real question is:



who gives a fuck?

Ahhh come on man, you gotta be faster then that? I was waiting for someone to say it..

what do you want, post a wish list

nothing?

How bout a good ass pounding? :Graucho

Hmmm a wish list......

Lets see....

Could always send you one of those huge ass boxes with a smaller box inside... with a smaller box in that... and so on and so on... that's always good times.

I usually put a penny in the smallest one... for effort.

50 gallon drum of bukkake.

Hows about hungryman to actually pay for all that spam in the maxcash live chat room? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's a good one!

Tell me what you want and I'll buy it for you!

:321GFY

j/k

same thing i got you last year!

So to clarify, you are saying that you were born without the head on your penis? It wasn't some accident? Thats just weird.


:1orglaugh

(BTW its pronounced "Gorny Hi" like Horny Guy with the letters reversed. :winkwink: )