Phatservers Redesign...
 

We have new networks...new pricing and all around alot of new stuff. Its time for a site redesign.

Im taking quotes. Barter for service or cash , whatever you want lets do it.

Email me [email protected]

I want this done asap.


thanks!

I can hook you up, check out my past designs at
http://urbanadventure.org/
http://www.whoisjesus-really.com/english/menu.htm
http://www.webspawner.com/users/jesu...eswebsite.html

As you can plainly see see I take a lot of pride in my work, and I really enjoy incorporating my Christian lifestyle into the pages I design which I why I prefer to work on religious sites. I do most of my work in notepad and with the help of free web based HTML generators, I'm learning how to use FrontPage too but it's pretty advanced!! but I'm doing my best.


I'll redo your design out of the goodness of my heart for FREE, if you'll take the time to preview my latest design work here.

One email so far.

Has to be some kickass designers here who want to make deal.




and you haters :321GFY

they must all be sleeping

are you serious?

You can check out my stuff.. I wont beable to send you an email until morning though

http://james.phatservers.com/linkhotten/gap8.jpg



That's a great big, gigantic, gaping NO.
I'm just fucking with Moose.:1orglaugh

http://www.monkeylinks.com/moose.jpg

I took a pic of two moose a couple hours ago ;)

Just go to http://www.TemplateMonster.com and buy a template.

Dougetx

thats what Rackshack resellers do.

Im sorry i have over 400 servers and gigEs of bandwidth.

Not my style.

Speaking of monsters.

http://james.phatservers.com/linkhotten/gap21.jpg

Remember, you can never go wrong with Goatse. He taught these anal fetish people that it's ok to go bigger than a first or a beer bottle.

Nothing to hate..


:321GFY

Good lord. Are you one of Labret's alter egos.. ?

maybe one of his brothers

Sadly no. I take that as compliment considering Labret is one of the most fascinating and interesting people I've had the pleasure of speaking with, and he can see the beauty that is someone shoving two gigantic rubber dicks up their poop-chute.

ahahah

give Hamlet from VisualEctasy a shot. He did this one http://www.xfusioncash.com pretty slick. Good with Flash.

http://www.visualectasy.com

The Philistines will never understand the beauty of true art.
These images speak volumes about the human condition. These guys are the true artists of our generation, setting the rules, pushing the envelope.

http://www.detroithardcore.com/40.jpg

art

Hit me up on ICQ moose, I have done mainstream projects for hosting companies. Let me know.

[email protected]

or ICQ: 168844248

I love the pose he is making. It's as if he's limbering up to sprint 100 meters. It takes a real man to shove something of that magnitude up his butt. We could all learn from brave pioneers like him. He's out in a park having his picture taken with a 40 of malt liquor up his ass. He's not afraid to be seen, he wants to be seen. If he could stand up straight I'm certain he would shout, "Hello world! I'm here with a 40 up my ass and there's nothing you can do about it! Rejoice my fellow ass jammers, rejoice!"


I salute you, bottle-in-ass man. I salute you.
:thumbsup

sheesh

Hi Moose,

www.dickmansdesign.com
www.isprimedesign.com

Are some good ones...Check them out ;)

Andre

http://www.cranecams.com/ignition/images/trc.gif

Time to crank this thread onto the maximum setting, don't you think?

email sent.

I think one more post will put it on overdrive

didn't get a mail from you bro

Has to be one of the craziest thread hijacks I have seen.

This is one N-A-S-T-Y thread


But we can do your redesign :)

BlueDesign
Mail me prices

And the other 6 who have mailed I will check your ports in the morning. You other dolts who mail and only say "we can do it" with no portfolio ...get something to show me first next time.

Ahahahahahaha

It's difficult for me to quote without knowing a lot more details.

Shoot me an email: [email protected]

Give me a description of what you're after.

Perhaps show example sites so I know what you're aiming for.

Then I'll send you back a quote

:thumbsup

Oh God... I already told you, I'm not doing it!

you didn't? says it went through... i'll send it again from [email protected]

Contact me, if interested, and I will send you links to recent work...I've been doing a ton of mainstream stuff lately including hosting sites.

Hahaha. Spread 'em, beyotch.