7-Eleven Sues Porn Site Over Slurpee Name
 

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary...ntent_ID=37693

i dont think evil dan is laughing as much as you

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=171215

I should clarify....I am not laughing at the misfortune...It is the site name itself that I am cracking up over.

i should make StarfucksCoffee.com and see what happens......

Evil Dan won't like you :ak47:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Dick Slurpee :glugglug

Guys - we love having fun

Here is another one of our sites

Lord Of The Dings

Bring on the lawsuit - Muahaha

yeah it was pretty funny, too bad it had to happen.

bahahahahaha

Hahaha ED, you guys are fucking crazy, good luck on this one it might be tough.

You better hope to be making more on the negative publicity coverage than you are spending on lawyers to fight for your right to such parody.

Years ago we were beaten up by Nabisco for selling six pieces of a title called "Whoreos" which featured blacks in dp scenes with blondes.

You can leak a lot of cash trying to defend your right to do things like that.

Good luck.

slurpee > your life

So?

funny site name, but stupid to register it, lol

While it may be funny dont forget this whole 'misleading domain thing'

I wonder how typo type domains will fall under these things once they begin to surface more.

Could easily say that 'r' key is close enough to the 'd' to be considered typo traffic, misleading people looking for LOTR to porn.

Just a thought

amazing the chances some people seem willing to take. These corporations have a lot more money to spend in court than you do most likely, and in-house lawyers to boot

well said baddog

Hevn't read the article yet.. What do they claim?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That made my day. Fantastic.

EvilDan, I think you should make a movie call Dick Slurpee and sell it on the site. I wonder if you could of gotten away with having that domain name to sell a adult movie of the same titie?

At least make it into a pee site of with dicks for the gay peeing group.
Dicks Lur Pee

Evil Dan you are a brave man! Those domains are funny but are they funny enough to risk a huge lawsuit?

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I'll say it again

In my country, we dont even know what a slurpee is, and this is the 1st time I have even heard of a law suit (an AVN article for goodness sake)

so it wasnt an intentional risk at all

I love my American friends very much and I love your country and would do anything for you all, but seriously guys, the world doesnt revolve around your 50 states all the time

We all dont each cheese burgers and fries

So now 7-11 has shot a gun at me, and I am just trying tomake heads or tails of what I should do, so I have asked the community for suggestions

So far we have had some super ideas..

Time will tell I suppose

Dick Slur Pee

7-11 has the AUDACITY to complain about something???? WTF??

Fucking 7-11s are havens for terrorists trying to make ends meet and they have the GALL to bitch about a slurpee???

Anyone ever see the owners of 7-11??? I haven't!!! We've seen the owners of all the other stores with their homespun aprons and 'everyone's dad' smiles, but no-one-ever-saw-the-owners-of-7-11....

Are they actually human? Do they actually exist within our continuum?

I-think-not..

Everyday evidence is growing that 7-11s are actually alien base stations bent on global domination. By the hour, by the minute, those slurpee machines churn out gallon after gallon of mind bending chemicals ingeniously hidden under the guise of tasty frosty cold fun.

Mark-my-words one day if we don't watch ourselves there'll be 7-11s EVERYWHERE! Foreigners will operate them and confuse their customers by not carrying their vowels. Immigrants will clog lines playing 'scratch off' games and turning 7-11s into 'mini-vegas-gambling' establishments.

What's worse. 7-11s if allowed to grow unchecked may one day, DARE I SAY IT? One day 7-11s may do the unthinkable and be owned and operated BY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPEAK NOR READ ENGLISH causing us to have to use our latent telepathic abilities which will cause us to evolve into giant big head creatures who's heads look like asses like in that 'Star Trek' episode.

Looks like it was changed to
DickSlurper

since that was my suggestion, I wonder if he will pay me the 10% I suggested . . . . .or maybe I should have registered the domain first, then suggested it :winkwink:

<b>On the same day they filed against Dick Slurpee, 7-Eleven announced a deal with the Beanstalk Group, a worldwide licensing agency, naming Beanstalk the exclusive licensor for the Slurpee brand. <b>

That sucks quite a lot